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Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Emmasabbath(m): 10:59am On Mar 11, 2013
Kiss me
On my a sshole
Run for ya life
Screw you
Ologbo iyaa gba
Pingers
etc
mtwwww for Nollywood.......... No be small thing o ......... Una go fear fear nah
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Elnuk34(m): 12:19pm On Mar 11, 2013
Dr kul: Ist to comment
I think Seun and his mods should urgently STOP this 1st,2nd etc nonsense. I'm so much addicted to this forum, but whenever anybody display this crass childhood behaviour, i get really p*ssed off. No right thinking person will support the nonsensical posts. This forum has gone far beyond looking for whom will make the first comment. Children should go and start their own forum!
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Seun(m): 1:16pm On Mar 11, 2013
Elnuk34: I think Seun and his mods should urgently STOP this 1st,2nd etc nonsense. I'm so much addicted to this forum, but whenever anybody display this crass childhood behaviour, i get really p*ssed off. No right thinking person will support the nonsensical posts. This forum has gone far beyond looking for whom will make the first comment. Children should go and start their own forum!
You can help us to stop it by reporting such comments to moderators. Click the report button beside such posts when you see them.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by stieverobin: 1:19pm On Mar 11, 2013
What about Nollywood Plus
A great Channel or just waste of time?
i watched it here at http://www.iafrica.tv/nollywood-plus/
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by oyebanji88(m): 3:56pm On Mar 11, 2013
Nollywood funny die......imagine film name like. Sonto alapata. Sunday gbokugboku. Teacher oko. Mufu olosa oko. Omo eleran. Ogboju ode ninu igbo olodumare. Kooto aye. Aje ni iya mi. Ololade mr money. Monday omo adugbo. Āи∂ lots more.........proudly yoruba boi........
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by abbeylanre007: 4:34pm On Mar 11, 2013
Clash of twins is nat dat bad...
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by tajulasblog(f): 4:57pm On Mar 11, 2013
olu Jacobs fall my hand oh, how does breast milk affect the matter. Chai

Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 4:59pm On Mar 11, 2013
tajulasblog: olu Jacobs fall my hand oh, how does breast milk affect the matter. Chai

LWKMD! grin grin grin grin
Which kain title be dat?
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 5:02pm On Mar 11, 2013
ijebabe:
I don't think they are made up. It's very possible grin
okpara ugo:

From Nairaland with love.
Kiss of Death.
Papa And Mama.
Majek is Well in the head.
You too dey talk trash.
Wetin make front page.
Nollywood of fire.
Jonathan feeds Nollywood.
Waste of time.

^^^this was definitely made up grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by mobf: 6:47pm On Mar 11, 2013
tajulasblog: olu Jacobs fall my hand oh, how does breast milk affect the matter. Chai


^
He has bills to pay. I remember seeing the poster for "I want your wife"..RMD and Emeka Ike..one of them was pointing at the other with a menacing look. @ that point I felt let down by RMD. Now IDGAF.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 7:23pm On Mar 11, 2013
speedyboi:

^^^this was definitely made up grin
That goes without saying grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 7:24pm On Mar 11, 2013
tajulasblog: olu Jacobs fall my hand oh, how does breast milk affect the matter. Chai
Yeshua! Hahahahahaha!
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 7:25pm On Mar 11, 2013
oyebanji88: Nollywood funny die......imagine film name like. Sonto alapata. Sunday gbokugboku. Teacher oko. Mufu olosa oko. Omo eleran. Ogboju ode ninu igbo olodumare. Kooto aye. Aje ni iya mi. Ololade mr money. Monday omo adugbo. Āи∂ lots more.........proudly yoruba boi........
Yeah, Yoruba films are funny. Very expressive grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 7:25pm On Mar 11, 2013
ijebabe:
Yeshua! Hahahahahaha!

The bottomline is that one has to earn money somehow. grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by MRXELA(m): 8:00pm On Mar 11, 2013
U pple should continue to down gread ur country. If u ask me i wil say naija movie are good and teaching compare to forign one that they only shout gun and at d end of d film u wount gain anytin only fake fiction. Eg Merlin, spatacus, small v etc.

Go watch naija home movie 4get d funny ones. Watch movie like
show me heaven
mellion tears
passion of my soul
where do hrt lies
love n sex
the game
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by shollyboy2: 12:12am On Mar 12, 2013
Shakira
Rihanna and beyounce
Beyounce
Gongo aso
Kukere
Photocopy
Could this be love?( dem use movie tittle ask the viewers questions)
Azonto
Itighi Babes
Dumebi, the dirty girl.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 12:26am On Mar 12, 2013
sholly_boy: Shakira
Rihanna and beyounce
Beyounce
Gongo aso
Kukere
Photocopy
Could this be love?( dem use movie tittle ask the viewers questions)
Azonto
Itighi Babes
Dumebi, the dirty girl.

ROTFL @ the bolded grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Barfar(m): 7:43am On Mar 12, 2013
narttis1: .
grin You said it all
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 10:00am On Mar 12, 2013
dridowu: What is Nollywood ?
Norway movie industry undecided
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 10:01am On Mar 12, 2013
tajulasblog: olu Jacobs fall my hand oh, how does breast milk affect the matter. Chai
lolz
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 12:24am On Mar 15, 2013
Nollywood won't kill us grin

Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 8:02am On Mar 15, 2013
WTF! Lmao. Soft porn grin
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by moshoodn(m): 5:35pm On Apr 15, 2013
tweetobyte:

Oga.. Talk true jor! How can you say you've not watched a Nigerian movie since 2002 and you are in Nigeria? You must have watched a scene maybe by mistake (in a friends house, a restuarant, or some other public place.)

You're right about that...

I've seen scenes and adverts esp in restaurants.

What I actually meant was its been a while I sat down and played one or fully watched one.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by moshoodn(m): 5:39pm On Apr 15, 2013
mikron: nobody begged u to watch. its people like u that prefers anytin foreign. u see nothing good Nigerian.

For your info, I'm "extremely naija".

Listen to all good Nigerian music, news and other goodies.

But I don't watch Nollywood crap.

I love my Naija.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by moshoodn(m): 5:43pm On Apr 15, 2013
ekwah:

smh. These are the kinds of comments I dislike. There are many very good nollywood movies out there.

Nollywood,Hollywood, Boolywood and all kinds of woods have lots of crappy movies. Look for the good ones!

My comment is from my mind...

Besides, don't have the time to search through their numerous crap for the good ones as you suggested.

As you said, there is surely a good one within numerous crap.... No time to search.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by moshoodn(m): 5:45pm On Apr 15, 2013
Regiblinkz: who send ƔφU̶̲̥̅̊ aproko!!!*as if ƔφU̶̲̥̅̊ can act or direct*

Didn't study directing or gifted as an actor.... But those with the talents should live up to expectation.

I'm a Biochemist, a very good one at it.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by moshoodn(m): 5:49pm On Apr 15, 2013
GreenBobo:

and if you kip d@ way... d likes of Omotola, Gene, Jim Iyke, Mike e.t.c
will begin to find it very hard to feed?
Abegii.....go get a life!

d@ reminds me........ I hope u dnt patronize 9JA muzics too!
Hypo----Hypo----Hypocrite!

I listen to Naija music wella. We got lots of talents there who aren't disappointing.

BTW, I ain't no hypocrite.

The way you wrote your "Hypo----Hypo----Hypocrite!" Sounds like Multi.....Multi........Multivite... If you remember the advert..
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 8:20pm On Apr 15, 2013
moshoodn:

I listen to Naija music wella. We got lots of talents there who aren't disappointing.

BTW, I ain't no hypocrite.

The way you wrote your "Hypo----Hypo----Hypocrite!" Sounds like Multi.....Multi........Multivite... If you remember the advert..

@bolded, Naija music is 90% crap just like the movies. No content, no deep story, no nothing. But Nollywood is uping it's game after years of criticism.
Naija music is still enjoying the hype for now just like nollywood did, it will soon face it's own criticism that will force artists to also go back to the drawing board and up their Games.


On the other hand, I think you should shut up though.
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by moshoodn(m): 9:16pm On Apr 15, 2013
speedyboi:

@bolded, Naija music is 90% crap just like the movies. No content, no deep story, no nothing. But Nollywood is uping it's game after years of criticism.
Naija music is still enjoying the hype for now just like nollywood did, it will soon face it's own criticism that will force artists to also go back to the drawing board and up their Games.


On the other hand, I think you should shut up though.

I listen to cool Naija gospel music bro... Inspiring and soul lifting.

BTW, telling someone you rarely know and who is older than you to shut up is a sign of bad upbringing. You need to change your attitude....
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 10:11pm On Apr 15, 2013
moshoodn:

I listen to cool Naija gospel music bro... Inspiring and soul lifting.

I guess someone who called you hypocrite wasn't far from the truth afterall. Now that you've categorized everything together, so why don't you watch 'Gospel Nollywood'? or mount zion etc are not inspiring anymore? abi they are crappy too? hyp......hypo....hypocrite! Look here Mr Man, you need to know that not all Nigerians are dumb enough to believe your 'garri' stories cooked up by a 'garrish' brain.


moshoodn:

BTW, telling someone you rarely know and who is older than you to shut up is a sign of bad upbringing. You need to change your attitude....[/b]
YEEE! I don suffer, even 'corper'? Nigga, there are more important things you should be worried about like getting a good job, settling down, making it, etc....and not 'age-fighting'. that attitude is for the ladies and the mindset is so primitive! Grow up! BTW, do you know my age? lol.

moshoodn:

BTW, telling someone you rarely know and who is older than you to shut up is a sign of bad upbringing. You need to change your attitude....
You're a scumbag. You can only dream of the kinda perfect upbringing I had! Bleh!



I've already advised you to shut up. It's better to take heed, rather than to continue sounding stupid. Please don't display anymore of your foolishness. embarassed
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by ijebabe: 10:20pm On Apr 15, 2013
Speedy, what attitude is for ladies? Mind yourself angry
Re: Funny Nollywood Movie Titles by Nobody: 10:41pm On Apr 15, 2013
ijebabe: Speedy, what attitude is for ladies? Mind yourself angry

*sees Ijebabe* shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy kiss *runs to hug her tight* embarassed I just needed that hug after a long day! *looks around to make sure neither mynd nor my bro is watching grin*

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