If I hear. na new born baby you be? Even 2 years old don dey toast babe.

ikechukz:
I never woo any girl before.So until then I comment my reserve.

Lol, so funny

Phinalphantasy:
Hmmmm...ok...here goes...
ss1....was staking out this girl, me and RAZAK...she comes out of the house to head for lesson or market by 4pm..everyday we were always ready but our liver always failed us...we'd just watch her walking away while RAZAK will be trying to pump my liver...
well...after some months of staking out, my liver suddenly woke up...or so I thought...I found myself walking up to her to toast, only to walk past her...Smh...
one day tho, this atomic energy entered my liver...she was going to market/lesson/whatever.. I trailed from behind..doing the nigga bounce..durectly behind her, my brain remembered the lines I crammed.."excuse me, can talk to you for a minute?"..my lips never said it right tho...something came out nevertheless..
needless to say,upon hearing my voice, the poor girl increased her step so fast like it was a competition.. I followed suit,wanting success, wary of eyes watching especially razak's who would laugh at my failure..upon realizing I might not give up she burst into a full run..not knowing what to do, I followed suit...then my real brain kicked in and I stopped...
I'll never forget that day...neither will RAZAK ever make me forget..smh

hahahahahahahahahahahahah, so na on your marks una com dey do? lol