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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by IZUKWU(m): 10:38am On Aug 11, 2011
Life is like a large river flowing,you don't just jump into it,until you have consciously decided where you want to end up.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by IZUKWU(m): 10:45am On Aug 11, 2011
The only head,you will ever have to make a difference in your life and your world is the one on your neck, use it.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by MaestroEni: 5:07pm On Aug 11, 2011
you are like a door knob;they turn you around
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by larablog: 10:41pm On Aug 11, 2011
you've got whatever it is, every time I try to tell you how I feel it comes out I Love You

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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:05pm On Aug 15, 2011
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to. grin

GREATPETER - A Nairalander
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:43pm On Aug 15, 2011
[size=13pt]When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:45pm On Aug 15, 2011
[size=13pt]Free advice is worth the price.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:46pm On Aug 15, 2011
[size=13pt]I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by timpaker(m): 12:45pm On Aug 16, 2011
to love is to learn how to hate.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:35pm On Aug 16, 2011
[size=13pt]It's kind of fun to do the impossible. wink[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:40pm On Aug 16, 2011
[size=13pt]It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:46pm On Aug 16, 2011
[size=13pt]Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. [/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by courage89(m): 9:18pm On Aug 16, 2011
"Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great"

John D Rockefeller
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by courage89(m): 9:33pm On Aug 16, 2011
“One who knows others is wise, and one who knows himself is enlightened”

Lao Tsu
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:56am On Aug 18, 2011
[size=13pt]Are u from China Town ? ^^ grin[/size]

courage89:

“One who knows others is wise, and one who knows himself is enlightened”

Lao Tsu
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 10:09am On Aug 18, 2011
@ogaga4luv, hw far? Longest of tyme.


Abuse me if u want, cause me i dnt care bt when i wil rtarliate please dnt shout.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:01pm On Aug 18, 2011
[size=13pt]I really miss u so much my very good friend where on earth have u been ? grin[/size]

adebayo201:

@ogaga4luv, hw far? Longest of tyme.


Abuse me if u want, cause me i dnt care bt when i wil rtarliate please dnt shout.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:29pm On Aug 18, 2011
[size=13pt]You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance======= grin[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 8:54am On Aug 25, 2011
"What is now proved was once only imagined."

William Blake
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by indoorlove(m): 6:10am On Aug 28, 2011
"change is a constant thing" "Only fools and dead dont change their minds, fool will not, dead can not" "I have no right to say or do anything that diminishes a man in his own eyes- i believe that hurting a man in his dignity is a crime"
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Brisingr(m): 12:07pm On Sep 08, 2011
the black man gotta
fly to get to somethin' the white man
can walk to. Chris rock
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 12:04pm On Sep 09, 2011
pussy is a name of a cat that is what my teacher told me.








Pls, we shdnt 4get d rules guiding dix thread. Ur quote must b short nd witty!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 4:43pm On Sep 12, 2011
"The greatest test of courage is to bear defeat without losing heart."

-- Robert Ingersoll, orator
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:14pm On Sep 14, 2011
[size=13pt]I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:17pm On Sep 14, 2011
[size=13pt]Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it ^^ grin[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 9:19pm On Sep 18, 2011
"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulder of giants."

-- Isaac Newton, scientist
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 12:09pm On Sep 19, 2011
"The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Franklin3: 9:16pm On Sep 21, 2011
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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 10:52am On Sep 22, 2011
All The Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas Layin' In The Sun, Talkin' 'Bout The Things They Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda Done,

But All Those Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas All Ran Away, And Hid From One Little Did.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by adebayo201: 1:31pm On Sep 22, 2011
Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it ^^ grin[/size]


na so, MONKEY NO FINE BUT E MAMA LIKE AM
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 8:30am On Sep 28, 2011
"A good plan is like a road map: It shows the final destination and usually the best way to get there."

-- H. Stanley Judd, Writer
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 9:22am On Sep 28, 2011
"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing."

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