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|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by violent(m): 7:59pm On Oct 18, 2008|
No matter how far a man's urine can go, the last drop will still come back to his feet
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 1:59am On Oct 19, 2008|
that i so true
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by RuuDie(m): 2:33am On Oct 19, 2008|
"On the eight day, he created BEER. . . . . . . "
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kommy27(f): 11:04pm On Oct 19, 2008|
ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE, AND ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN ARE PLAYERS. -
As you like it
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by vini(m): 11:15pm On Oct 19, 2008|
for a greater cause, wrong doing is virtous
Cognito Ergo Sum (I think, Therefore I am)
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by princesa(f): 9:31am On Oct 20, 2008|
pride goes befor a fall
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by meexteriox(m): 2:50pm On Oct 20, 2008|
Bird fly, butterfly fly, but no matter how a butterfly flutters its wing, it is not a bird.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by efetoma(m): 5:01pm On Oct 23, 2008|
''to aviod criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing'', Elbert Hubbard
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 10:41am On Oct 24, 2008|
"Rock music is how the devil gets into your genitals"
- My dear friend.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ravenzord(m): 1:27pm On Oct 31, 2008|
The good thing about bad things is dat dey always come 2 an end,the bad thing about good things is dat dey also do, (4gotten who said that)
War doesn't determine who's right,it only determines who's left, Bertrand Russell
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Amelie: 7:17am On Nov 04, 2008|
Why is it that when an adult has multiple personalities it's schizophrenia but when a child has an imaginary friend it's cute?
God gave men two brains, but not enough blood to use both at once.
Stealing from one author is called plagiarism, stealing from many is called research.
Any woman who says that you can't buy happiness obviously doesn't know where to shop!
I do not fear death. To die is to dream for eternity.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by richpitt(m): 9:15am On Nov 13, 2008|
"You cannot be a missionary if u are not a visionary,you cannot have a mission if u don't have a vision and ur mission would make ur vision clearer"
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by richpitt(m): 9:18am On Nov 13, 2008|
Giving someone all your love Is never an assurance that they'll love you back! Don't expect love in return; Just wait for it to grow in their heart But if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, An hour to like someone, And a day to love someone, But it takes a lifetime to forget someone
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by richpitt(m): 9:21am On Nov 13, 2008|
"Our purpose is to broaden the horizon of human intellectualization and to really make great men out of a great nation by creating in them a great mind"
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by violent(m): 10:14am On Nov 15, 2008|
What is man? A potential maggot's food
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by tobikush1(m): 4:10pm On Nov 18, 2008|
when you stop learning ,you start dieing.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by meexteriox(m): 5:01pm On Nov 18, 2008|
Failure is an event, never a person.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mystics(m): 5:10pm On Nov 18, 2008|
God who created man will be defeating his purpose if he gave us through prayer, what we ought to obtain through hard work.
If twenties can do what fifties can do, why wait to till fifty
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Gamine(f): 8:40pm On Nov 18, 2008|
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. Groucho Marx
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sniperwolf(m): 12:22pm On Nov 19, 2008|
Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man tired of bleeping her
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by violent(m): 7:58pm On Nov 19, 2008|
People who have their names in the guiness book of records are ignorant of the word impossible
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by richpitt(m): 12:19pm On Nov 20, 2008|
No indulgence of passion destroys the spiritual nature so much as respectable selfishness. Here, then, is the real problem of our negligence.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Sexyabby(f): 2:40pm On Nov 22, 2008|
The sh*t u heard about me might be true but then again it could be just as fake as the b*tch who told you
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything
I'mout of control, I make mistakes but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Gamine(f): 5:53pm On Nov 22, 2008|
Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by violent(m): 11:19pm On Nov 23, 2008|
The difference between love and lust is:
Love is about you.
Lust is about me.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by violent(m): 11:26pm On Nov 23, 2008|
1. Happiness is another term for inner peace.
2. One achieves inner peace through harmony between what one does and what one believes.
3. Thus while outer events might make one happy or sad, happiness itself is entirely internal, and at all times completely within one's power.
4. This does not mean, however, that happiness is easy. It requires wisdom, discipline, and love.
5. Wisdom comes slowly, through the scrupulous pursuit of truth over time. Thus what one believes is never certain, but can always be sincere.
6. Discipline enables one to acquire habits in tune with one's beliefs. Behavior flows from character, which, like a mansion, is built of thousands of details, or acts, each judged not only for itself but for its contribution to the whole.
7. Love is the choice to open one's arms to life, enabling one to embrace imperfection. From it flow empathy, compassion, generosity, and acceptance. The opposite of love is fear.
8. To be happy, one must love oneself as well as others.
9. Because inner peace or harmony is never perfect, happiness is never achieved, and is always a question of more or less.
10. The inner and outer worlds are mirrors. How one shapes one's inner world through will shapes one's perception of the outer world. Thus an unhappy person is likely to perceive a world of lust, greed, and lies, whereas a happy one is likely to perceive a world of people struggling in the grip of love
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kanayo74(m): 4:58pm On Nov 28, 2008|
blessed is he that expects nothing for he will never be diappointed.
poo happens so get over it.
life is all about what you can make of it.
A friend is the one that is in when the whole world is out.
its not by how long you live that you say you ve acheived but what u do for the benefit of mankind
make use of your wisdom while u are alive, cos it is useless in the grave to u and all
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by DonEse125(f): 10:45am On Dec 06, 2008|
"A peculiar proposition. Of no use to one,yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing,the young man has to lie for it and the old man has to buy it. The baby's right,the lover's privilege,and the hypocrites mask. To a young girl,faith;to a married woman,hope;and to an old maid,charity."- V.P.I Skipper. It's kinda like a riddle. Can you figure it out?
P.s-its not love.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ibnhasan: 11:09pm On Dec 13, 2008|
"The only battle in which you lie side by side with the enemy is marriage "
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ibime(m): 7:51pm On Dec 23, 2008|
Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by MaiSuya(m): 12:23am On Dec 25, 2008|
unkind quotes. . .
'Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled'
As a failure you are a great success'
Who picks your clothes, Stevie Wonder?
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by beecrofty(m): 11:47am On Dec 28, 2008|
**All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
**"If everything is under control, you are going too slow, if everything is out of control, you are going too fast, EVERYTHING MUST BE IN CONTROL"-moi
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