No matter how far a man's urine can go, the last drop will still come back to his feet

that i so true

"On the eight day, he created BEER. . . . . . . "

ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE, AND ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN ARE PLAYERS. -
As you like it

for a greater cause, wrong doing is virtous

Cognito Ergo Sum (I think, Therefore I am)

pride goes befor a fall

Bird fly, butterfly fly, but no matter how a butterfly flutters its wing, it is not a bird.

''to aviod criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing'', Elbert Hubbard

"Rock music is how the devil gets into your genitals"
- My dear friend.

The good thing about bad things is dat dey always come 2 an end,the bad thing about good things is dat dey also do, (4gotten who said that)

War doesn't determine who's right,it only determines who's left, Bertrand Russell

Why is it that when an adult has multiple personalities it's schizophrenia but when a child has an imaginary friend it's cute?

God gave men two brains, but not enough blood to use both at once.

Stealing from one author is called plagiarism, stealing from many is called research.

Any woman who says that you can't buy happiness obviously doesn't know where to shop!

I do not fear death. To die is to dream for eternity.

"Our purpose is to broaden the horizon of human intellectualization and to really make great men out of a great nation by creating in them a great mind"
(Ibn Abayomi)

What is man? A potential maggot's food

Failure is an event, never a person.

God who created man will be defeating his purpose if he gave us through prayer, what we ought to obtain through hard work.

If twenties can do what fifties can do, why wait to till fifty

Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. Groucho Marx

Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man tired of bleeping her

People who have their names in the guiness book of records are ignorant of the word impossible

No indulgence of passion destroys the spiritual nature so much as respectable selfishness. Here, then, is the real problem of our negligence.

The sh*t u heard about me might be true but then again it could be just as fake as the b*tch who told you

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything

I'mout of control, I make mistakes but if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

Change is inevitable except from vending machines.

The difference between love and lust is:

Love is about you.

Lust is about me.

1. Happiness is another term for inner peace.

2. One achieves inner peace through harmony between what one does and what one believes.

3. Thus while outer events might make one happy or sad, happiness itself is entirely internal, and at all times completely within one's power.

4. This does not mean, however, that happiness is easy. It requires wisdom, discipline, and love.

5. Wisdom comes slowly, through the scrupulous pursuit of truth over time. Thus what one believes is never certain, but can always be sincere.

6. Discipline enables one to acquire habits in tune with one's beliefs. Behavior flows from character, which, like a mansion, is built of thousands of details, or acts, each judged not only for itself but for its contribution to the whole.

7. Love is the choice to open one's arms to life, enabling one to embrace imperfection. From it flow empathy, compassion, generosity, and acceptance. The opposite of love is fear.

8. To be happy, one must love oneself as well as others.

9. Because inner peace or harmony is never perfect, happiness is never achieved, and is always a question of more or less.

10. The inner and outer worlds are mirrors. How one shapes one's inner world through will shapes one's perception of the outer world. Thus an unhappy person is likely to perceive a world of lust, greed, and lies, whereas a happy one is likely to perceive a world of people struggling in the grip of love

blessed is he that expects nothing for he will never be diappointed.

Shit happens so get over it.

life is all about what you can make of it.

A friend is the one that is in when the whole world is out.

its not by how long you live that you say you ve acheived but what u do for the benefit of mankind

make use of your wisdom while u are alive, cos it is useless in the grave to u and all

"A peculiar proposition. Of no use to one,yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing,the young man has to lie for it and the old man has to buy it. The baby's right,the lover's privilege,and the hypocrites mask. To a young girl,faith;to a married woman,hope;and to an old maid,charity."- V.P.I Skipper. It's kinda like a riddle. Can you figure it out?
P.s-its not love.

"The only battle in which you lie side by side with the enemy is marriage "

Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it.

unkind quotes. . .

'Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled'

As a failure you are a great success'

Who picks your clothes, Stevie Wonder?

**All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.

**"If everything is under control, you are going too slow, if everything is out of control, you are going too fast, EVERYTHING MUST BE IN CONTROL"-moi