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|Short, Witty Quotes! by Rare(m): 1:18pm On May 08, 2006|
I was wondering in which forum to make this request. I hope i get lucky here.
I'm making a collection of quotes, spanning all kinds of topics and from any source. It could be moral , philosophical, comical,, , but generally thought-provoking.
I'll start with two I really like. Then you guys can fill up this whole place:
1. "To be loved is to be fortunate,
to be hated is to have acheived distinction"
2. "Creativity is a way of improving unexisting ways of doing things"
Alright boys and girls. Let's start:
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Blue2(m): 11:55am On May 20, 2006|
If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law get one who knows the judge
sometimes when two's company, three is the result
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by gwatala(m): 5:36pm On Nov 27, 2006|
"Whenever you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong"
- Zall's Law (Methinks)
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by justkunmi(m): 7:53pm On Nov 27, 2006|
You are unique, jus like everyone else
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by alarinka(m): 7:41pm On Nov 30, 2006|
, everything[and anything] has got its time!! and season,
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by batolam: 6:32am On Jan 03, 2007|
Silence is the voice of complicity. Source ??
We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started, and know the place for the first time. --T.S.Eliot
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. --Oscar Wilde
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire. --William Butler Yeats
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by iice(f): 6:35am On Jan 03, 2007|
Cool, love witty quotes
"I'm not aging. I'm ripening to perfection."
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by profade1(m): 9:02am On Jan 05, 2007|
Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be happy with what you have.- Doris Mortman.
Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ayanjide(m): 6:49am On Sep 28, 2007|
"BEING POWERFUL IS LIKE BEING A LADY, IF YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE, YOU ARE NOT'' ----margareth thatcher
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Rapsody(m): 9:30pm On Oct 03, 2007|
'For those in luv,captivity has neva tasted better!'
'Parting is such sweet sorrow!'
'Philosophers are adults who insist on asking childish questions'
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by krisbobo(m): 10:43pm On Oct 03, 2007|
" If it is to be, it is up to me."
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jiddah: 12:35pm On Oct 09, 2007|
1. i feel therefore i am
2.shit no get bone but anybody wey match am must jump
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 5:29pm On Oct 10, 2007|
What is the difference between sexuality and immorality?
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by excel12(m): 5:34pm On Oct 10, 2007|
'the man dies who keeps silent in the face of tyranny'
'a man without purpose will use his life to serve distractions'
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sexytammy(f): 5:38pm On Jan 23, 2008|
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 5:48pm On Jan 23, 2008|
~My Wife Dresses To Kill ~ She Cooks The Same Way ~ Henny Youngman
~A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Must Begin With A Single Step ~ Lao-Tsu
~There Cannot Be A Crisis Next Week ~ My schedule Is Already Full ~ Henry Kissinger
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ravenzord(m): 7:02pm On Jan 23, 2008|
spend each day like it's ur last, nd u'll be broke by sunset [anon]
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sheisnice(f): 3:09pm On Jan 24, 2008|
Miracle can be defined as a dumbman telling a deafman that a blindman saw a crippledman run across the road to help a barren woman carry her baby- Believe in miracles!
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by ThisDumebi: 8:24am On Jan 25, 2008|
I hope life isnt a big joke cos i dont get it
i dont mind lies but i hate inaccuracy
Mr Krelim was distinguished for ignorance; he knew one thing and that was wrong
A baby is God's idea that the world must go on
Humor is good indeed cos when it fails no one laughs at you
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sirwebs(m): 8:42pm On Jan 28, 2008|
I am very good in bed, I can sleep all day.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 7:38pm On Jan 29, 2008|
~My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch~
~Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs~
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by sirwebs(m): 9:38pm On Jan 29, 2008|
You rock Barack!
I talk to God and he laughs at my plans - Robbie Williams
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Gamine(f): 12:18am On Jan 30, 2008|
"What goes up . . . better doggone well stay up!"
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by VIPICO(m): 2:08am On Jan 30, 2008|
Successful and great people are ordinary people with extraordinary determination- Robert Schuller
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Gamine(f): 10:15pm On Jan 30, 2008|
“People don't kill people, I kill people.”
~ Oscar Wilde on killing people
"If music be the food of love, get me a supersized big mac, chips, two apple pies and a large milkshake" ~ Oscar Wilde
"Don't sweat the petty things, or was it don't pet the sweaty things? I've forgotten, and I'm drunk." ~ Oscar Wilde
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 8:43am On Jan 31, 2008|
the best way to get rid of a tempatation is to yield to it - oscar wilde
the best argument againt democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter - winston churchill
everything comes to he who hustles while he waits - Thomas edison
opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work - thomas Alva edison]
the engineer's creed - 'if anything can go wrong it will' - murphy
the journey of a thousand mile begins with an argument over how to load the car
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Gamine(f): 1:00pm On Jan 31, 2008|
"Good things come to those who wait. Totally awesome things, like HD TVs and iPods, come to those who steal them." ~ Oscar Wilde
"Kiss you? I'd rather kiss a Wookiee, "* ~ Oscar Wilde rejecting Padmé Amidala.
"Im not racist, I love black people, they taste delicious" - Oscar Wilde
"Finding the meaning of life is easy. Simply get a dictionary, go to the 'L' section, and find the word 'life.'" ~ Oscar Wilde
"There are two tragedies in life; one is not getting what you want. The other is having to go to Wales on holiday." - Oscar Wilde.
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 9:23am On Feb 01, 2008|
a fool and his money are some party
a fool and his money get a lot of publicity
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kingsikaz(m): 2:12pm On Feb 01, 2008|
when there is no Insult, There is no Result.No Insult, No Result.
what you picture, you capture
The future you picture will feature in your future
when you love me , you won't rough me
Perception is Reception!what you perceive, you receive.
He who does not Think will certainly Sink!
Once you are at the Top, you'll become the Topic.( illumination today)
A youth without a Goal is a Goat! ([/color][color=#990000]according 2 my coordinator)
A man without God is a Dog!
A man with Hope will certainly be covered with royal Robe but he who has no hope will be tied with Rope.
Imagination is a Raw-material, You are the Finished product.
There is always a Nation in every Imagination. a nation of good or bad, wealth or poverty.
There is an ANGEL in you , LET IT FLY! if you don't , IT WILL DIE!
There is a TEMPLE in you!it is called THE TEMPLE OF WISDOM.those who worship therein get it!
Life is a Functional File.
, all quotes by the philosopher, kingsikaz de great
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by temiwumi: 12:57pm On Feb 11, 2008|
"You are not doing me a favour by loving me".
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by WarfyBoy(m): 2:10am On Feb 15, 2008|
"Truth has nothing to do with the number of people it convinces.” Paul Claudel quote
“It is fortunate that diplomats have long noses since they usually cannot see beyond them.” Paul Claudel quote
“Intelligence is nothing without delight.” Paul Claudel quote
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.” Friedrich Nietzsche quote
“I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.” Friedrich Nietzsche quote
“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you” Friedrich Nietzsche quote
|Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by gorociano: 1:19am On Feb 21, 2008|
Love me, feed me, never leave me ~ Garfield
The only use for higher mathematics is to teach another higher mathematics ~ Bertrand Rusell
I love You, Even though its a lie ~ Goro
Every man should be in love and romance, Thats why on man should get married ~ ?
Much Learning has made thee mad ~ Acts 26:24 (Apostle Paul)
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