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Funny Quotes About Women by ThugLife1(m): 12:00am On Mar 28, 2008
1. "As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
Oscar Wilde.
2. "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb, and I also know that I'm not blonde."
Dolly Parton.
3. "One of the reasons I don't see eye to eye with Women's Lib is that women have it all on a plate if only they knew it. They don't have to be pretty either."
Charlotte Rampling.
4. "When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands."
HL Mencken.
5. "Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man."
Thomas Edison
6. "When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs."
Friedrich Nietzsche
7. "Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote."
Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905)
8. "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
Erica Jong.
9. "Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property."
Napolean Bonaparte
10. "I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
Rebecca West.

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