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Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 11:14pm On Mar 29, 2013
Br3nd4: issokay grin grin grin
ahahah...ehn ehn,i knw ur plan.u dnt want to show me the FINE CLOTH ur mumi bought 4 u abi?
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 11:26pm On Mar 29, 2013
Br3nd4: issokay grin grin grin
ahahah...ehn ehn,i knw ur plan.u dnt want to show me the FINE CLOTH ur mumi bought 4 u 4 easter abi?
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 11:28pm On Mar 29, 2013
Odunharry: ahahah...ehn ehn,i knw ur plan.u dnt want to show me the FINE CLOTH ur mumi bought 4 u 4 easter abi?
is not lyk dat o! My momi say i shud noh show any bodi untiiiilll easter day.. So she come and hide it insyd ha ruum
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 12:06am On Mar 30, 2013
Br3nd4: is not lyk dat o! My momi say i shud noh show any bodi untiiiilll easter day.. So she come and hide it insyd ha ruum

LWKMD cheesy cheesy cheesy

Brenda, you are too much.

"Obasanjo romances Obama".
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 1:41am On Mar 30, 2013
CFCfan:

LWKMD cheesy cheesy cheesy

Brenda, you are too much.

"Obasanjo romances Obama".
LOL..
@bolded
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 9:21am On Mar 30, 2013
Br3nd4: is not lyk dat o! My momi say i shud noh show any bodi untiiiilll easter day.. So she come and hide it insyd ha ruum
it nt gud o, bt dat day u kame 2 our house,i show u my fine cloth o, and u said dat i shud cme to ur house so that u l shw me urs...it s unfair o.
My mumi and my broda and my sister wl b goin to see FADA EASTER..Meeh,if u cme to my house i l tel my mummy to pursue u
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 10:06am On Mar 30, 2013
sad eh ehn? I wu noh be your friend again.. And if u come to wash*watch* film in ahwa house i wu drive you.. Jos bet me here..
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 3:14pm On Mar 30, 2013
Br3nd4: sad eh ehn? I wu noh be your friend again.. And if u come to wash*watch* film in ahwa house i wu drive you.. Jos bet me here..
ahahah...i wont cme..my daddy wl buy 1million film 4 me...he has 1billion dollar plenty mney that is very big.

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Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 4:12pm On Mar 30, 2013
Odunharry: ahahah...i wont cme..my daddy wl buy 1million film 4 me...he has 1billion dollar plenty mney that is very big.
eh evun tho my own film is jakin chan and jen cli (okay dis got me lafin) you wu see na..
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 4:18pm On Mar 30, 2013
Brenda and Odunharry, una be real comedians grin

My 'byday' is in August.
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 4:29pm On Mar 30, 2013
CFCfan: Brenda and Odunharry, una be real comedians grin

My 'byday' is in August.
ah! Ur byday? Come first Lemme teh u something *whispers* dont play with odunharry again and dont be his friend and dont call him to ur byday oo.. U hia?
Shey me i wu come?.. *jumping*
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 4:46pm On Mar 30, 2013
You wu come. I haff told my daddy to buy some 'ladio' tapes for my byday.
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 4:59pm On Mar 30, 2013
CFCfan: You wu come. I haff told my daddy to buy some 'ladio' tapes for my byday.
dnt mind dat gal o,she s wicked ehn..dnt give ha buscuit or swt or evn chewng gum..if u gve her she wl not gv u anytn on ha bday.
Bt me im cming sha..i wl drink one coke n eat flied n jorof rice.
Dnt play wt ha o
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 5:02pm On Mar 30, 2013
CFCfan: You wu come. I haff told my daddy to buy some 'ladio' tapes for my byday.
grin yay! Me i wu sing "hapi baebe to u, hapi baebe to u" à tin u kno dah song?

Ntor for odunharry.. tongue
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 5:05pm On Mar 30, 2013
kiakiakiakia.. grin He say i wu come and u wil noh come.. Ntor e pepper u.. If u cry i wu jos sing cwy cwy baby.

CFC dont myne him o is jolosy dah is doin him
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 8:05pm On Mar 30, 2013
Br3nd4: kiakiakiakia.. grin He say i wu come and u wil noh come.. Ntor e pepper u.. If u cry i wu jos sing cwy cwy baby.

CFC dont myne him o is jolosy dah is doin him
mhe....y wul i jolose u?Cfc is ma best fwnd eh,me n him wul wear d same cloth on d byday and evn take pinture tgda...i wl evn tel his mumy n aunty n daddy n evrybdy in dia house nt to gve u anytn..u wul cry ehn..evrybdy wul na sing cwy cwy baby 4 u..u wul nw cwy n go home to tel ur mummy.
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 10:44am On Apr 06, 2013
We do easter in ahwa haus dah day, i come and see you longing ur neck in ahwa window to look insyd.. Hahahaha. We eat shiken and fry rice..

How are you sef? e aff tey i aff not see you..
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 11:37am On Apr 06, 2013
Br3nd4: We do easter in ahwa haus dah day, i come and see you longing ur neck in ahwa window to look insyd.. Hahahaha. We eat shiken and fry rice..

How are you sef? e aff tey i aff not see you..
i am in my haus na...et af tey wel wel dat i av nt sn u 2 bt i af 4gfn u sha..
Dnt wori 2mao i wl cme 2 ur house tel ur mumi to buy big coke n biscuit o
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 4:33pm On Apr 06, 2013
*smiles* i wu be ur friend again e hear.. I wu tel my mummy to buy u bread and fish when u come 2mowo
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 5:45pm On Apr 06, 2013
Br3nd4: *smiles* i wu be ur friend again e hear.. I wu tel my mummy to buy u bread and fish when u come 2mowo
grin grin
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 8:16pm On Apr 06, 2013
Br3nd4: *smiles* i wu be ur friend again e hear.. I wu tel my mummy to buy u bread and fish when u come 2mowo
grin[quote author=Br3nd4]*smiles*
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 9:31pm On Apr 06, 2013
cheii o....pipu kme and hear oo...brenda has e-crush on ma best fwnd o....choi,nt to worry,ma fwnd is a gud n caring guy jus lyk me...he is evry gal drm man.
Re: Made In 9ja English by Oludrex(m): 9:39pm On Apr 06, 2013
I can not categorically tell u one now cos of my yoga at the top
Re: Made In 9ja English by nelie(m): 4:03pm On Apr 07, 2013
That's funny. Lotta whole!!! Nice piece
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 4:05pm On Apr 07, 2013
lol
Re: Made In 9ja English by nelie(m): 4:11pm On Apr 07, 2013
We were in d hall waiing 4 dat mobil interview, ow hear pkuuu... I now turn back, Nnkechi has mess. Evrybody now close their mouth & said hhhuuummmmmmm.... After she now b forming big gurl 4 us shaking her big bum bum up & down.....come & c how nnkechi mess is smelling........
Re: Made In 9ja English by nelie(m): 4:14pm On Apr 07, 2013
We were in d hall waiting 4 dat mobil interview, I now hear pkuuu... I now turn back, Nnkechi has mess. Evrybody now close their mouth & said hhhuuummmmmmm.... After she will now b forming big gurl 4 us shaking her big bum bum up & down.....come & c how nnkechi mess is smelling.......
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 4:14pm On Apr 07, 2013
nelie: That's funny. Lotta whole!!! Nice piece
ehn ehn ehn.....i af katch u tday,u r d 1 who wl b cming to long ur neck and peep at our thread abi?cfc o o ,brenda oo come and c..ds guy wl b putng his eye,his eyes wl b chukng at our thread..what shud we do him?
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 4:18pm On Apr 07, 2013
nelie: We were in d hall waiting 4 dat mobil interview, I now hear pkuuu... I now turn back, Nnkechi has mess. Evrybody now close their mouth & said hhhuuummmmmmm.... After she will now b forming big gurl 4 us shaking her big bum bum up & down.....come & c how nnkechi mess is smelling.......
hmmm,,dat mess is smellng o,hhmmmmm,did she drank gari wt beans?
Re: Made In 9ja English by Nobody: 4:27pm On Apr 07, 2013
Lwtmb... nelie sowie e hear.. Dont myn dah nkechi dat come and go and mess there lyk dat..

Harry lets jos 4gif him because he yaff gif us his 2kobo.. And u come and now tell evrbdy dat i like cfc abi? Amebo
Re: Made In 9ja English by Odunharry(m): 5:42pm On Apr 07, 2013
Br3nd4: Lwtmb... nelie sowie e hear.. Dont myn dah nkechi dat come and go and mess there lyk dat..

Harry lets jos 4gif him because he yaff gif us his 2kobo.. And u come and now tell evrbdy dat i like cfc abi? Amebo
yes nw,u n cfc r lyk ma broda n sista na...dnt want any winch winchy gal to kme take cfc 4m u.

Ok..let jux 4gve nelie..he kan play wt us nw
Re: Made In 9ja English by nelie(m): 2:14pm On Apr 08, 2013
I will nt play wt u. My daddy wld buy me bicycle....I'll now tell nnkechi to come & mess in ur mouth, I will nw carry my bicycle, I will now run away!!!

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