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What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by SeanT21(f): 7:00pm On Mar 29, 2008
My dirty little secret is,

My friend was sleeping over at my house for the week. So after watching the BET awards we were searching for a movie and we ended up ordering porn. It wasn't anything serious. We just enjoy watching it. So when the monthly bill came from DirecTV at the end of the month my mother saw the Porn on the list of movies that were order. She got mad at me and said she was going to beat me since the porn came from my cable box. I was scared because my mother dont fool around when it comes to beating her kids. So i lied and told her that my brother ordered it and he got his whipping and he couldn't play XBOX for the whole month. The thing is my brother also watches porn but he watches the free one. So i guess he thought that he had ordered it eventhough he didn't do it. Till now he don't know that i did it and my mother still believes that he did it. I got off so easily.

wHAT IS YOURS?
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by Nobody: 9:05pm On Mar 29, 2008
Lol. cheesy It will die with me cheesy
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by Nobody: 9:29pm On Mar 29, 2008
to be honest, i'd rather not say it. i'll keep it to myself
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by almondjoy(f): 10:15pm On Mar 29, 2008
Another trap? Lai lai! cheesy I will never tell you guys any of ma secrets! The last one I disclosed. . . .caused me 10 bans! grin
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by iice(f): 7:52am On Mar 30, 2008
For this place and most people? Hahaha. . .hope people live to 600yrs grin grin grin
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by Nobody: 7:03pm On Mar 30, 2008
he he grin grin see all of them. What are you guys afraid of? cheesy grin
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by bigfather(m): 7:26pm On Mar 30, 2008
Hmmmmmmmm do i really have any ? Let me check , i'll be right back ! grin
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by ifyalways(f): 8:36pm On Mar 30, 2008
@Topic . . .Making her think its him grin
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by TOYOSI20(f): 4:28am On Mar 31, 2008
@ Topic,

Errmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, None. . . . , I'm as clean as a whistle. tongue
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by iice(f): 3:04pm On Mar 31, 2008
stillwater:

he he grin grin see all of them. What are you guys afraid of? cheesy grin

Hehehe some skeletons nor suppose dey rattled cheesy cheesy
Nwayz, my brothers know my secrets. . .the rest no matter tongue
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by Nobody: 3:52pm On Mar 31, 2008
my dirty lil secret is to keep my secret on the hush hush grin
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by Nobody: 8:57pm On Mar 31, 2008
waaay too dirty to be let loose tongue grin
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by SeanT21(f): 10:07pm On Mar 31, 2008
Why yall scared-----Seun aint gon do nothing.
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by doracle4(m): 9:29am On Apr 01, 2008
I think i have read this story once on a particular website i visited once? I am right? If i am right, u can keep it a secret too. cheesy
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by hadiza30(f): 2:24pm On Jul 25, 2008
u just called it "dirty little[b] secret[/b]" so i won't tell lipsrsealed
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by Caliente(m): 2:46pm On Jul 25, 2008
almondjoy:

Another trap? Lai lai! cheesy I will never tell you guys any of ma secrets! The last one I disclosed. . . .caused me 10 bans! grin

[size=13pt] What the spoon! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked[/size]
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by Caliente(m): 2:59pm On Jul 25, 2008
[size=13pt]I have clean secrets at the moment, unfortunately you are looking for the dirty type. Disclosure opportunity is lost. smiley[/size]
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by Nella(f): 6:06pm On Jul 26, 2008
I am a good girl! --- I have none.
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by huxley(m): 6:21pm On Jul 26, 2008
BTW, does god frown upon people watching porn?
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by rubi(f): 6:38pm On Aug 01, 2008
secret should be secret that is why it is called secret
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by Nobody: 10:25pm On Dec 11, 2009
u rily want 2 know my dirty lil secret.ull no 900 yrs later lmao grin grin grin grin
Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by SeanT21(f): 10:28pm On Dec 11, 2009
This is an old thread. LOL shocked

**MOD, move to the right section please**
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Re: What Is Your Dirty Little Secret? by desthan(m): 6:42pm On Dec 17, 2009
ah! not again !

the network seems to be acting up again. . . . . sorry guyz, will keep tryin

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