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| Cigar For The Judge by furlee(m): 10:14am On May 09, 2006 |
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge." Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!" "I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them." "But, I did send them." "What? You did?" said the lawyer, incredulously. "Yes. That's how we won the case." "I don't understand," said the lawyer. "It's easy. I sent the cigars to the judge, but signed the plaintiff's name." |
| Re: Cigar For The Judge by Z4M4eva(f): 11:25am On May 09, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: Cigar For The Judge by Ddii(f): 8:41am On May 10, 2006 |
sharp guy ! |
| Re: Cigar For The Judge by diddy4(m): 9:18am On May 10, 2006 |
is that guy from naija? he just pulled a sharp one there.  |
| Re: Cigar For The Judge by dm(m): 3:09pm On May 15, 2006 |
Cute  |
| Re: Cigar For The Judge by eveseh(f): 3:33pm On May 15, 2006 |
wahahahahah,lol lol lol funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny |
| Re: Cigar For The Judge by spikelord(m): 2:19am On May 16, 2006 |
Hahaha, A Naija man indeed! |
| Re: Cigar For The Judge by micklplus(m): 11:01am On May 16, 2006 |
"Man has to do what he has to do" Nice one jare Cheers |
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