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If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:12am On Apr 02, 2013 |
The Tall Slim Ones Are Called SKYE BANK. The Robust And Spacious Ones- OCEANIC BANK. The Ones That Move From One Relationship To Another– INTERCONTINENTAL BANK. The Silent But Dangerous Ones Are FIRST INLAND BANK. Those Who Are Not Cute Yet They Love Being Heard Are BANK PHB. Those Who Stick To One Man Are FIDELITY BANK. Those Who Seems Caring Yet Debit You Massively For Every Affection Are UBA. Those That Go To Any Extent To Make You Sad Are ZENITH BANK. Those Who Are Old Yet They Don’t Realize They Are No More In Vogue Are UNION BANK. The Brief And Summarized Ones Are MICRO FINANCE. The Huge Ones That stand Gidigba For Ground Are FIRSTBANK. The Beautiful, Reserved And Homely Ones Are DIAMOND BANK. The Ones That Must Spend Their Annual Vacation Abroad Even When The Husband Is Broke Are GTB BANK. - So Ladies, which Bank Are You? -Guys, which Bank do you think your lady belongs to? 9 Likes |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Feedmemore(f): 12:23am On Apr 02, 2013 |
I'm Fidelity and Diamond Bank. 2 in 1 |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:26am On Apr 02, 2013 |
Feed me more: I'm Fidelity and Diamond Bank. 2 in 1 you're a virtuous woman! |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 12:46am On Apr 02, 2013 |
I like Fidelity Bank and Guarantee Trust Bank |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by bigt2(m): 1:04am On Apr 02, 2013 |
I prefer first and fidelity bank |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 1:15am On Apr 02, 2013 |
CFCfan: I like Fidelity Bank and Guarantee Trust Bank Sho! You be woman!! |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:25am On Apr 02, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo: I no be woman, I just like women that have the qualities of Fidelity and Guarantee Bank. |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by 2legit2qwt: 1:26am On Apr 02, 2013 |
Personally, i'll open a credit card account with Skye bank, bank with diamond bank while i keep my 401k savings in fidelity bank 2 Likes |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by 2legit2qwt: 1:28am On Apr 02, 2013 |
Feed me more: I'm Fidelity and Diamond Bank. 2 in 1Be my bank :* |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 1:30am On Apr 02, 2013 |
2legit2qwt: So that she can feed you more, right? |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by 2legit2qwt: 1:34am On Apr 02, 2013 |
CFCfan:So i can deposit my cash in her atm (_$_) 5 Likes |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by k2039: 2:49am On Apr 02, 2013 |
[size=13pt] Mine is The World Bank[/size] 3 Likes |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Desloaaa(f): 9:09am On Apr 02, 2013 |
FIDELITY BANK! but i no gbadun dat bank stil.. |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 6:51pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 9:37am On Apr 03, 2013 |
My bank Fidelity and Diamond Poster u forgot to include Access Bank |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 9:52am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Beync: My bank Fidelity and Diamond what's their units of stock in Nigeria stock exchange trading floor |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 9:57am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo:did u state other bank's stock unit before categorizing them? |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 10:06am On Apr 03, 2013 |
FIRST INLAND BANK!! |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:16am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Beync: did u state other bank's stock unit before categorizing them? Truth be say I no remember say Access bank follow! Apologies to all customers of Access Bank |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 10:17am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo:oya match make them nau |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:19am On Apr 03, 2013 |
~vicky~: I hate FINBANK girls.... Very dangerous and poisonous girls! |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:22am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Beync: oya match make them nau Access bank girls........ Those girls who are ugly facially but got big, round ikebe and pointed boobs! |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 10:29am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo: we hate you too 1 Like |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:36am On Apr 03, 2013 |
~vicky~: Thank God! No be me una go send early grave |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 10:47am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo:Na lie |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:49am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Beync: Na lie My Honorable PA.... Help me out na? |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 10:52am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo:just try. bwt am not taking dat position see d one i indicate interest on |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 10:58am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Beync: just try. I want your office to be active...... As a Treasurer, you'll only be keeping accounts of funds! GO and PA's are the only ones who have the legitimate rights to withdraw funds!! Accept the position and dine with kings!!! |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Beync(f): 11:03am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Ok, ill move to d next ministry |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:10am On Apr 03, 2013 |
Beync: Ok, ill move to d next ministry You have made a wise decision..... The keys to your 2 bedroom flat and your new brand official car will be handed over to you by the secretary! Congratulations!! |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by sunnyt1(m): 12:16pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
What of bank of the north and savanna bank |
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Ijeleigbo(m): 12:24pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
sunny t: What of bank of the north and savanna bank Nice one...... I never though about these banks! They are definitely Hausa and fulani babes..... I really don't know much about em! |
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