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Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:09pm On Apr 06, 2013

CFCfan:

Okay. I hope you'll have fun

merci

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:12pm On Apr 06, 2013

tyson55:

Cherie coco, je pas dame sur toi, c'est le "bullo" qui chauf sur moi.

Tu'est devenir une champion a Nairaland, c'est bien ca !

ko championne meme? grin

lool pardon faut me deposer
sinon que t'as raison, it's too time consuming...je vais enlever mes pieds petit a petit

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:18pm On Apr 06, 2013

CFCfan:

Anambra (my state of origin) isn't as developed as Enugu. Awka is just about the only serene city there.

Anambra kwenu ! cool

Which side are you from ?

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:20pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:

Anambra kwenu !
Which side are you from ?

I'm from Oko, Orumba North LGA.
*my alternate account may be "Oko man".

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:22pm On Apr 06, 2013

CFCfan:

I'm from Oko, Orumba North LGA.
*my alternate account may be "Oko man".

Okay. I'm an Awka girl. Mbaukwu, Awka South LGA.

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:27pm On Apr 06, 2013

How come almost all the Igbos on nl are from Anambra?? angry

It seems Anambra is the pride of Igbos - I need to be on the look out for Anambra peeps... grin

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:27pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:

Okay. I'm an Awka girl. Mbaukwu, Awka South LGA.

OMG! My brother-inlaw is also from Mbaukwu! What a coincidence. It truly puts the cats amongst the pidgeons.

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:29pm On Apr 06, 2013

CFCfan:

OMG! My brother-inlaw is also from Mbaukwu! What a coincidence. It truly puts the cats amongst the pidgeons.

LOOOL we could be related grin

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:29pm On Apr 06, 2013

I'm from Omanbala in Onitsha... wink

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:30pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:

LOOOL we could be related

Hmmmmm... In.cest.. lipsrsealed

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:30pm On Apr 06, 2013

hypeman:

Hmmmmm... Incest..

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:31pm On Apr 06, 2013

hypeman: I'm from Omanbala in Onitsha...

From all the places to be from you pick Onitsha grin

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:31pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:

I'm from Omanbala in Onitsha... Is that far from where you're from? wink

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:32pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:

From all the places to be from you pick Onitsha

Ok, I'm from Nnewi... tongue

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:33pm On Apr 06, 2013

hypeman:

I'm from Omanbala in Onitsha... Is that far from where you're from?

Onitsha is like a hour away from Awka tongue

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:34pm On Apr 06, 2013

hypeman:

Ok, I'm from Nnewi...

Better, that's even closer to my place

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:35pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:

LOOOL we could be related

Haha. That's if u are somehow related to him.

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:36pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:

Onitsha is like a hour away from Awka

Hmmm... What's Anambra culture like?? It seems the Anambra people are like the Ibadan people in Yorubaland... More than 60% of the Yoruba people in London are from Ibadan...

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:36pm On Apr 06, 2013

CFCfan:

Haha. That's if u are somehow related to him.

Do you know where exactly in Mbaukwu he's from ?

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:37pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:

Better, that's even closer to my place

Hmmm... So, that means I don't need to pay dowry to wife you up...

Just a few yams and some palm wine, no??

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:38pm On Apr 06, 2013

hypeman:

Hmmm... What's Anambra culture like?? It seems the Anambra people are like the Ibadan people in Yorubaland... More than 60% of the Yoruba people in London are from Ibadan...

Yeah I agree with that. I know a lot of people who are from Ibadan.

Anambra culture is amazing. Daz all grin

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:40pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:
Yeah I agree with that. I know a lot of people who are from Ibadan.

Anambra culture is amazing. Daz all

Hmmm... How much do they pay over there for marriage??

I heard marrying an Igbo woman in naija is expensive as fvck... grin

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:40pm On Apr 06, 2013

hypeman:

Hmmm... So, that means I don't need to pay dowry to wife you up...

Just a few yams and some palm wine, no??

Plus
five goats
Ten crates of mineral
Five crates of malt
One cow
Wrappers for the mbaukwu womens community
Plus ~~ten~~ two million naira

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:42pm On Apr 06, 2013

hypeman:

Hmmm... How much do they pay over there for marriage??

I heard marrying an Igbo woman in naija is expensive as fvck...

I don't know how much is paid. It depends on how wealthy the girls family is.

I'm glad you know grin

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:43pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:
Plus
five goats
Ten crates of mineral
Five crates of malt
One cow
Wrappers for the mbaukwu womens community
Plus ~~ten~~ two million naira

Lmao....

Who's going pay for all that?? Am I marrying a wife or trying to feed the nation?? grin

Thanks but no thanks... tongue

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:44pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:
I don't know how much is paid. It depends on how wealthy the girls family is.

I'm glad you know

I'll just pick a random Igbo chic in the UK and wife her at the magistrate court...

Ain't no one got time for traditional marriage... grin

Once she gatts the ring, she automatically becomes Yoruba... tongue

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:46pm On Apr 06, 2013

hypeman:

Lmao....

Who's going pay for all that?? Am I marrying a wife or trying to feed the nation??

Thanks but no thanks...

LMAO ! You of course. grin

My family is quite big, so it seems you are feeding the nation. grin

I guess you're not up to the challenge.

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:47pm On Apr 06, 2013

hypeman:

I'll just pick a random Igbo chic in the UK and wife her at the magistrate court...

Ain't no one got time for traditional marriage...

Once she gatts the ring, she automatically becomes Yoruba...

LOOL you can't just Marry an Igbo chick just like that. You need to contact the elders of her village. Have the introductions. It's quite long winded. grin

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:

LMAO ! You of course. My family is quite big, so it seems you are feeding the nation.
I guess you're not up to the challenge.

Well, my family is massive as well - are you going to reciprocate the gesture??

My family:
- My paternal grandpops had about 30 wives and almost 90 children...
- My maternal grandpops had about 5 wives and almost 30 children...

I don't even know 1/10th of my cousins... Best believe they're all coming to the wedding... grin

So you gatts feed all of them as well... tongue

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Apr 06, 2013

adaobi123:

LOOL you can't just Marry an Igbo chick just like that. You need to contact the elders of her village. Have the introductions. It's quite long winded.

Hmmmm.... Time to go back to my Caribbean chics then... tongue

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:51pm On Apr 06, 2013

hypeman:

Hmmmm.... Time to go back to my Caribbean chics then...

No more nigerian foods for you.

Rice and peas and patties grin

Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:53pm On Apr 06, 2013

hypeman:

Well, my family is massive as well - are you going to reciprocate the gesture??

My family:
- My paternal grandpops had about 30 wives and almost 90 children...
- My maternal grandpops had about 5 wives and almost 30 children...

I don't even know 1/10th of my cousins... Best believe they're all coming to the wedding... So you gatts feed all of them as well...

'Grandpops' had 30 wives ? grin

My great granddad only had twelve but he had loads of children.

90 children ?? grin

So are you talking about 1000+ at your wedding ? grin

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