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Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by mike404(m): 10:27pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
SLIDE waxie: Your wife is fuckin someone else!Gbam! |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by PAGAN9JA(m): 10:27pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
OP my brother, wait for the full moon. THen take your wife out and both of you must climb the balcony, or if you are living in the bush, go to the nearest hill. from there, both of you must remove your clothes. then you must carry your wife, and stand on the hill with one foot. before that , you must drink a lot amount of alcohol. then you must call on Oshun, the Goddess of Fertility and Love. also remember to take baboon urine and put it in a circle around you and put some on your body. Then the process will gradually begin. remember, wait for the full moon. |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Nobody: 10:42pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
[quote author=booqee] i guess the bolded is the problem. She may be inclined to believe you don't love her very much since you said you don't show how much u love her..and she's taking it out U HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD..... Only 10% of Nigerian Men still flirt and date their wives as soon as marital vows has been exchanged. @ O.P It's obvious Ur wife had LOST HER SELF IN THE MARRIAGE ...... . pls LOWER YOUR GUARDS ( emotional walls are not to be erected in marriage for Pete sake dre are built for girlfriend / boyfriend relationship) give in all Ur heart an soul into Ur union IT IS YOURS N YOURS ONLY .... Blue films are meant for lazy ass'd Men .... . Go on a shopping spree n buy sexy lingerie Secondly register her in a gym n beauty class to build Her self confidence or obtian an extra ticket so She can accompany Ur to most of the comedy shows (in place of Ur girlfriend / mistress) Finally enroll Her in any Hobby She had yearned for years ago... Hup U'v gut an arsenal loads of patience to help Her reconnect to the lady U fell in love with... Success Dude |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Carius(m): 10:59pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
Chief Mrs: I don't believe she' cheating. She' just probably no more into u. Work on urself and spice it up. U men like ritualistic sex, same old position, time etc and u men could be very greedy with your sexual demands. It happens in so many marriages I know.why must d man be d one to do everthing?will d heavens fall if d wife takes charge Ãήϑ initiate things to spice up dia love life?how about communicating better with her husband?honey,I like it dis way;I get turned on when u touch me here and here;hold me like dis etc why are most naija women like dis?they wait for u to initiate d conversation,ask them out,initiate kissin,cuddlin and the rest...always receiving and neva giving!even for things that they enjoy,they would still wait for d man to initiate it...mtchheeeww 8 Likes |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Carius(m): 11:14pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
Una see am!!!this is one of the reasons why our ancestors married more than one wife..when one starts misbehaving u switch attention to the next one...when d boredom and hormones have gone dia full cycle she starts showering u with attention then u revert back to her... |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by DExplorer1: 11:16pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
@Tunde1200. Friend, the problem we have here is that all men are active for sëxual exploit even till death BUT not all women are especially as they grow in age. Yet, it's a problem with a solution. I make bold to say that your wife is not seeing another but permit these questions. No. 1. Have you ever been/are you the travelling type? No. 2. Before now, how many times in a day or week do you have sëx with your wife? Answering these questions will help me to help you. |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Ucheosefoh(m): 11:24pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA:Abeg carry your fetish advice go religious section this is not what the op need |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by PAGAN9JA(m): 11:38pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
Ucheosefoh: Abeg carry your fetish advice go religious section this is not what the op need are you OP? abegi pls shut up then. |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Nobody: 11:43pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
Chief Mrs: I don't believe she' cheating. She' just probably no more into u. Work on urself and spice it up. U men like ritualistic sex, same old position, time etc and u men could be very greedy with your sexual demands. It happens in so many marriages I know. |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Nobody: 11:45pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
Chief Mrs: I don't believe she' cheating. She' just probably no more into u. Work on urself and spice it up. U men like ritualistic sex, same old position, time etc and u men could be very greedy with your sexual demands. It happens in so many marriages I know.u're nt far frm my option. If she's nt into him anymore then she's probably into dat dude. |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by kambo(m): 12:05am On Apr 06, 2013 |
guy, ur wife must b a fat and lazy woman. Sex is as essential as finance in marraige , wake her up to her responsiblities to u or read her d riot act. Incase she has xpanded in size and now dawdles like a duck walks slowly and is so insipid and lack lustre as is d tradition with most naija women this cud b affectg her libido. Get her to join a gym and b mor zestful. Dull women are a turn off. If she is still dead in bed, hire a wench to come stay in ur house 4 som few days. Make out with d wench b4 her , act like both of u are havg mind blowin sex (in a room nearby) , ths shd get her reconsider her mumu-ish stance. If this doesnt work out consider her truly frigid . As 4 d yarn about women losing appetite thats bunkum, and most people see it as virtuous, she can b as se.xd up as she wants if only she'll put her (lazy selfish) mind to it. She can b so se.xy she'll b needg it evry day. Se.x is one of pillars of a healthy marraige, she's foolishly destroying hers by hoarding bo-obs. Tell her to sit up or u'll break up... |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by SisiKill1: 12:23am On Apr 06, 2013 |
tunde1200: Hello ladies and gentlemen It's funny to me that the next sentence after the bolded is - "BUT TO MY SURPRISE" Dude, what is surprising you?!! 3 Likes |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by vislabraye(m): 12:37am On Apr 06, 2013 |
Sapphire86: Pls stop 'washing' blue films n calling her 2 watch oooo. Its kind of distasteful; it wld ve bn a different case if both of u wanted 2 watch it bt 4 u 2 b 'washing' it constantly and call her attention 2 it ...... Hmmmmm So you can wash blue film. You try O. But do you know whether they've been washing it together? |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Ninilowo(m): 12:42am On Apr 06, 2013 |
If I mat ask, have you been WASHING blue film together before? That act mat also turn her off making hrt to think that you have been WASHING blue films with some opekes outside. But if that is not the case and there is ni case of infidelity then she must be up to something. MY SOLUTION: From the way you present your case, I can conclude that you ar a very RESPONSIBLE husband whi has a lit of regard for his wife abi? Just go and get a small babe to dey FIRE and you too will not even ask for KEREWA when you get home. By the time you do this for some weeks, she will know how far and come to her senses. Am seriously serious oo. You will see that sharp sharp she will adjust and even that your blue film you will be WASHING it together. |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by vislabraye(m): 12:47am On Apr 06, 2013 |
Carius: Una see am!!!this is one of the reasons why our ancestors married more than one wife..when one starts misbehaving u switch attention to the next one...when d boredom and hormones have gone dia full cycle she starts showering u with attention then u revert back to her... Na those days wey you fit marry two wives. But if you try am now, OYO is your case. |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by dayokanu(m): 4:21am On Apr 06, 2013 |
tunde1200: But anytime I’m washing blue films I called her attentions to it, and I found out that she as no feeling from the blue films at all. Could this be that she is losing her sex life.? It depends on how you are washing it? And the type of soap you are using is it just Klin, Soda or Canoe soap |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by SisiKill1: 4:27am On Apr 06, 2013 |
Hey don't knock the Blues washing. I know for a FACT how powerfully and blissfully effective those Blues can be. Nothing has ever come close to making whites whiter!!!!!! |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Nobody: 4:46am On Apr 06, 2013 |
mohumyta: I'm not qualify to comment since I'm still single bro. Why not arrange a weekend getaway for two or take a vacation away from home. Lastly, you have to invent new ways to spice up the relationship, it's not all about sex good advice. SLIDE waxie: Your wife is fuckin someone else! |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Nobody: 6:39am On Apr 06, 2013 |
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Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by safeLove(f): 7:04am On Apr 06, 2013 |
chaircover: I believe this is the point at which this thread was moved to the family section Now this is an advice from a MATURE person,not all those childish scribbles above. Spot on Madam CC. 6 Likes |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by tunde1200(m): 7:52am On Apr 06, 2013 |
chaircover: I believe this is the point at which this thread was moved to the family section may almighty increase your knowledge and each every one of us on this thread. 3 Likes |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Pataki: 9:38am On Apr 06, 2013 |
OP, have you actually taken out time to find out what is stressing her out? 1 Like |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Biggyd2: 10:20am On Apr 06, 2013 |
Na wa o. I didn't know that "Teachers Day, 2013" came early to NL. Here I was thinking that it was sometime later in the year! This is a guy that is going through serious stuff in his marriage and some people are busy making fun of his grammar (even when the OP specifically stated that he is not too good with the language). All ye Tishas of NL, do remember, when you are making fun of others, that they may not have had the opportunity that you had. Thank you. 5 Likes |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by BabaOyo(m): 11:04am On Apr 06, 2013 |
Biggyd2: Na wa o. I didn't know that "Teachers Day, 2013" came early to NL. Here I was thinking that it was sometime later in the year! This is a guy that is going through serious stuff in his marriage and some people are busy making fun of his grammar (even when the OP specifically stated that he is not too good with the language). All ye Tishas of NL, do remember, when you are making fun of others, that they may not have had the opportunity that you had. Thank you.very interesting thread. .....i guess it was originally in the kids section a.k.a romance section before it got moved here hence all the juvenile comments. Madam CC has said it all. nothing to add. @op.....wish you all the best as you try out madam CC advice. . Olorun a wa pelu wa o......amin. 1 Like |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Nobody: 11:52am On Apr 06, 2013 |
Since your wife can not tell you what you are doing wrong but wants you to keep guessing, this shows that your wife is a selfish and jealous woman, does not have a mind of her own and some wicked and jealous relatives or friends of your wife has told her she married the wrong man that their man is better than you. If this issue is making you to loose your sleep, then you have to act fast before you loose your mind. Go and get a place for yourself to live, have condoms ready for emergencies and let your wife live by herself, if she does not come and beg you and show you she has changed then it means she does not want the marriage anymore because of the nonsense that has been fed into her head by the wicked and jealous people that are advising her. Proverbs 14:1 The wise woman builds her house, but with her own hands the foolish one tears hers down. Try and get the prayer below by Dr Olukoya on cd or dvd and play it quietly all night if you can but stay away from pastors as they will even join your wife against you. WICKEDNESS MUST DIE http://www.mfmhouston.net/AUDIO%20MESSAGES/WICKEDNESS%20MUST%20DIE.wma |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by minute(f): 1:57pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
Maybe you're just being too gentle. Some women like it when men get a little rough(especially if she's into role playing). I don't mean like beat her or anything. Just don't be afraid to throw her around a little. Slap her against the wall. Passionately make love on your child's bed. But try to get her in to the ambience first. Like lit tea candles(perfumed)then give her a nice massage and a foot spa( warm water with olive oil/aromatic oil)then suck her toes then presto she would be begging you to do her. . . . 1 Like |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Nobody: 2:19pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
@chaircover thumbs up but have you thought about 'Mid life crisis'? Yeah , the 'a fool @40 depressant syndrome ' , ' I'm dropping in value & gonna die soon syndrome' 'what have I achieved syndrome' every body goes thru mostly @40 but since its Naija and going to therapist is termed as being crazy, I guess your wife will continue to wallow in her agony till whenever. *sighs * my oh my. |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by sholay2011(m): 3:31pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
MrBible: Since your wife can not tell you what you are doing wrong but wants you to keep guessing, this shows that your wife is a selfish and jealous woman, does not have a mind of her own and some wicked and jealous relatives or friends of your wife has told her she married the wrong man that their man is better than you.Jesus Christ! Did you just quote the Holy Bible after spewing trash?! LMAO! He shud get condoms ready for 'emergencies'? Pls expatiate, MrBible indeed. Dumbest comment on the thread so far...clap for ursef. And you constant hammering of 'wickedd ppl ill-advising OP's wife' shows you are disillusioned. @OP, you'd beta listen to madam CC's comment and give us feedback. 2 Likes |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Nobody: 3:36pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
sholay2011: You are still a baby, you better stay in the romance section or be quiet and learn from wise men here. |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Nobody: 3:48pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
MrBible:Your post is beyond sad....you're so unwise, u are a living proof of how long one can live and still remain dumb. I pity your wife y 2 Likes |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Biggyd2: 3:53pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
[quote author=Baba Oyo]Ehen!!! Now it makes sense. I thought there was a mistake somewhere jawe! But seriously, I wonder what it will cost people to be a little bit sensitive to another person's plight. 1 Like |
Re: Im I Losing My Woman Sex Life? by Nobody: 3:54pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
Shollypopz: A wise woman should run away from you, your type are the ones that helps to tear marriages apart by giving bad advice to women that has no mind of their own. |
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