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Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 6:04pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
mazaje: Nice thread. . . Thanks bro! |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by enilove(m): 6:33pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
You are very creative. The Lord has blessed you with many talents, More annointing. What about the Muslim and free thinkers team list? |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by mumumugu(m): 6:52pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
enilove: You are very creative. The Lord has blessed you with many talents, More annointing.muslim? Do you want maclunji to throw bomb in this room |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 6:58pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
enilove: You are very creative. The Lord has blessed you with many talents, More annointing. Thanks man! Working on the Islam team list! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 6:59pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
mumumugu: muslim? Do you want maclunji to throw bomb in this room 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by justaqad(m): 7:31pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Can't stop laughing. This will definitely ease today's stress. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by okeyxyz(m): 7:45pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
striktlymi: Priceless!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by plaetton: 7:52pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Laughter is the best medicine. Much better than prayers (lol) 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
ISLAM INCREDIBLE TEAM You just got to see it to believe it! Don't worry, you do not need glasses, you are indeed looking at a less than eleven man team list. This team is the very definition of small but mighty. Records have been shattered by this team as they are the only team in the religious section that has never suffered a defeat both home and away...erm...erm...actually every match they play is done at home. Even when they go away, by some miracle the home team will find themselves on the field of this wonderful Islam team. The team is lead by the ever efficient and able coach Maclatunji...who incidentally is also the referee of every match played by this team. If you are a betting man, then your money should be on this team... TEAM C: Islam LINE-UP: Goalkeeper: None Are you in doubt about the empty goal post? You think its impractical to win a match without a goalkeeper?? You think its impossible to not concede a goal without a goal keeper?? Well, the Islam team has shown all who care to see that goalkeepers are overrated. Who is that striker with twenty heads who dare play the ball into an empty net where it is boldly written that SCORING A GOAL AGAINST THIS TEAM IS OFFENSIVE TO THE RULES!!! Defenders: Right Centre Back: Lagosshia; Centre Back: BethaThings; Left Centre Back: tbaba1234 The trio of Lag, Betha and tbaba are indeed a beauty to watch. Truth be told, their defensive skills is top of the shelf stuff. Without worrying about conceding any goal from the opposition, they have ample opportunity to show off their ball joggling skills and also their prowess in supporting the attack. Midfielders: Centre Midfield: Deols; justaqad When you see these guys in action, the meaning of the word prolific comes to mind. With support coming from tbaba, Deols and justaqad are as deadly on the ball as they come. Their dribbles are just a beauty to behold. These guys strike fear in the hearts of defenders but there is just one snag...its against the rules to touch the ball when they make their beautiful runs...you are asking me why?...the last defender who asked me that question was given a red card by the Centre Forward: vedaxcool This is the top striker of the record breaking team Islam. If you have seen the 'Dictator' (movie) you would understand why this guy is so prolific in front of goal...well you can say the goal has a way of being in front of him irrespective of the direction he is facing. This gangling striker has scored in every match played by team Islam...you better let him score or you would play that match from morning till evening until he scores...no be ojoro o, its just part of the golden rule. COACH/REFEREE: Maclatunji This team always brings smiles to the face of their coach. They have done so well this season and next season will not be different from the way things are going. With Maclatunji at the centre of every match played by this team, the cloud is just their starting point. 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
plaetton: 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by justaqad(m): 8:53pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Haba , why field half team when we ve got more than enough players? Tbaba is a prolific defensive midfielder not a left back, Hmmmmm I just can't stop laughing. You made my day Mr stk. Ermmm where is Deols na? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 9:08pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
justaqad: Haba , why field half team when we ve got more than enough players? Lol!!! Thanks! The players on the field are more than enough to do the job ni! The left back position is very important o; we need someone who is quick at turning defense into attack. Note that tbaba supports the attack 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by wiegraf: 9:09pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
@Op If i were the fleet owning billionaire owner, i'd fire you mr technical director, or whatever you are. Plus probably coaches, etc. For instance, your xtian 11 against muslims is lined up 4 3 3, why? You don't need to defend against them, would you expect barca to defend against say a secondary school girls squad? They aren't even pros! Same with your plans, the temerity of even attempting to take on your atheist overlords. You should be preparing to park the bus with a 10 0 0 and prayers, vigils, etc. Selection is questionable, obadiah is a fantastic keeper. The crazier the keeper, the better. See kahn, lehman, chilavert, scorpion kick keeper, etc etc Etc 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 9:16pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
wiegraf: @Op LWKMD!!! One million likes!!! Don't try team Islam o oga wieg! You don forget say na vex you dey the last time you guys played. How can you win with Maclatunji as the referee? 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by wiegraf: 9:26pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
striktlymi: Well, i didn't think of mac refereeing, good point......... Perhaps we could find a way to put a fanatic of another sort on the refereeing team and......... Pray 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 9:29pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
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Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Paschal007: 10:11pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Lol when did islam team sign Toba? Abi Christian team decided to loan him out after atheist team accused him of rigging last year's best player election? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 10:16pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Paschal007: Lol when did islam team sign Toba? Abi Christian team decided to loan him out after atheist team accused him of rigging last year's best player election? Lol!! Thought he is Muslim! Update coming right up! Thanks! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by jayriginal: 11:43pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Reyginus: Lol. Too bad I didn't make the team. You are mildly rabid. Im glad you didnt make the team. Now Strik, how do you justify Anony not making the team? Or Ihedi his team mate? They are like the Uche brothers. Methinks your team was biased much. I see people there that I dont see unless there is a catholic thread. Pyguru? Like seriously? |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by jayriginal: 11:46pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
wiegraf: @Op Carlos Valderrama (Colombia) |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by PAGAN9JA(m): 6:04am On Apr 09, 2013 |
lOL funny thread I must say! |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 7:43am On Apr 09, 2013 |
jayriginal: Lol!!! Worry not, there is a special task force to beat the Atheist eleven. Working on it! |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 7:44am On Apr 09, 2013 |
PAGAN 9JA: |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by oiseworld: 8:24am On Apr 09, 2013 |
The Islam incredible team got tears rolling down my cheek. I've never laughed like dis on Nairaland. |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by justaqad(m): 8:42am On Apr 09, 2013 |
oiseworld: The Islam incredible team got tears rolling down my cheek. lwkmd.. this used to be my coach's tactics. fielding less players and eventually winning.lol I LOVE TEAM ISLAM 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 8:56am On Apr 09, 2013 |
jayriginal:Looks like somebody wants to take the game to an entirely new level. Jay, do we have a problem? Have we had any before? |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 9:01am On Apr 09, 2013 |
Reyginus: Looks like somebody wants to take the game to an entirely new level. Jay, do we have a problem? Have we had any before?Any demons pressed you last night? 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by alfaman2: 9:13am On Apr 09, 2013 |
striktlymi: What can you do when the referees have been bought and paid for by the opposition. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 9:16am On Apr 09, 2013 |
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Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Ubenedictus(m): 9:20am On Apr 09, 2013 |
Hey, strik, i'm a bit unhappy, why put in as goal keeper? Haven't you seen a captain play defensive midfield before? I'll admit i wear a pair hand gloves to every match (so i don't fatally injure my opponents), but that notwithstanding, i'm not a keeper, update that list and put me as a "glove-wearing-captain", defensive midfield. Hey note, i,ve never gat a yellow card. Anything worth doing is worth doing well. How are u doing man? |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 9:25am On Apr 09, 2013 |
^^^^ Lmao.. hey stryk... i no wan be coach o... put me on the left wing.. I'll run rings around tobechi.. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Religion First 11 - Just For Laughs!!! by Nobody: 9:26am On Apr 09, 2013 |
Ubenedictus: Hey, strik, Lol!!! I am doing great man! Coach Goshen believes you would do well in that role. The goalkeeper is the most important man in defense |
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