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Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Tobiustobius: 6:12pm On Apr 13, 2013
I'm almost certain that the woman in question has never said anything to the OP, aside a neighbourly "Good Morning". Yet the title of this rubbish post is My Neighbour's Wife Is Harassing Me.

Na you dey harass yourself. A young couple is enjoying their s€xy marriage and you're getting idle boners. Go sort your konji issues out.
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by costan306(m): 6:14pm On Apr 13, 2013
nxt tym the start making noise.report them 2 the police 4 noise pollution or u can equaly buy porn movie and put it during the day,high the volume and wait 4 them
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Delorwah(m): 6:46pm On Apr 13, 2013
OP, she screams loud S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴͡ that U̶̲̥̅̊ Ca̶̲̥̅̊n have a̶̲̥̅̊ feel of wat she has in stock for U̶̲̥̅̊... Mind Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ ma̶̲̥̅̊kε̲̣̣̣̥ her a̶̲̥̅̊ corn insyd a̶̲̥̅̊ bottle for hen(you).. LƠ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡k well bur don't react. Don't react... Magun(thunderbolt) ℓ̊s majorly use by married men... No antidote yet.
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Nobody: 8:36pm On Apr 13, 2013
50calibre:

Hahaha! This is funny. In a sweltering hot country like India, if a woman is rap*ed, the blame is often put on the woman for dressing provocatively.
this is like saying it will be justifiable for me to steal your car if u leave the car keys inside and the door unlocked undecided
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Nobody: 8:58pm On Apr 13, 2013
Akpors has been admiring
his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ approach the lady to tell her of his desires … because she’s married. So, one day the lady herself approached Akpors alone in his apartment. AKPORS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPORS: Is everything
alright?
… LADY: Yes. Just need little
help from you (Smiling seductively).
AKPORS: Wow! Anything for
the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…jus­t don’t
know how to say this. I’ll be so
ashamed ƒ myself if I ask and you say no.
AKPORS: Oh my lady. you
don’t have to. I am ready to do
anything for you. LADY:
You know, it’s been over 3
weeks since my husband travelled… AKPORS: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s
around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities…­ AKPORS: Oh poor
you… You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be
stronger than him…
AKPORS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure,
I’m ready if you are ready. LADY: Oh thanks
goodness! that’s why I came to you. Can you help me
carry our deep freezer
from our kitchen to the next
street for repairs?

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Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by kcsider: 10:20pm On Apr 13, 2013
freechat: I moved into this neighbourhood just recently. It's a small gated compound with just two flats. The other flat is occupied by a newly wedded couple. I had taken one week off from the office to enable me move my things and settle. But there's something about this couple; they are so noisy when making love - so loud you could think we are in the same room. That is not all, the few days I have stayed at home have been full of temptation, because I have noticed to my dismay that this lady wears very skimpy and offensive stuff outside their flat and doesn't even carry herself as a married woman. Now my question is: should I call the man and talk to him about the noise and all, or should I keep my peace and suffer in silence?

Grow up dude and mind ur biz!
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Truckpusher(m): 10:23pm On Apr 13, 2013
freechat: I moved into this neighbourhood just recently. It's a small gated compound with just two flats. The other flat is occupied by a newly wedded couple. I had taken one week off from the office to enable me move my things and settle. But there's something about this couple; they are so noisy when making love - so loud you could think we are in the same room. That is not all, the few days I have stayed at home have been full of temptation, because I have noticed to my dismay that this lady wears very skimpy and offensive stuff outside their flat and doesn't even carry herself as a married woman. Now my question is: should I call the man and talk to him about the noise and all, or should I keep my peace and suffer in silence?
Harass her back if not you dun enter one chance be that grin grin
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Magicdon(m): 10:48pm On Apr 13, 2013
gbosaa:




A womans pu.ssy is like a shed roof,if you dont nail it hard enough,it,ll end in the neighbours backyard...

bros u de dull,if she wears skimpy dress,wear your boxers and show her that you cld be a better carpenter with a better hammer.

Stop complaining about temptations..the best way to resist temptation is to give in and surrender to it.

Next time show the woman your package..invite her to your room and nail her wella.

Make sure u gag n shut her mouth b4 u do otherwise she,ll attract the whole neighbourhood.

Just in case the husband catches you...you can blame it on the devil.
hahahahahahaha
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by biolabee(m): 11:29pm On Apr 13, 2013
andyanders: Men, I have been in a situation like that b4 . For the apartment I stayed is built with wood .The house is built in such a way that the wood separated the bedrooms and whatever you are saying, your neighbour must hear you clear.So, most of the I come back back from work around 3 am or 4 am in the morning, these couples would be screaming, baby, harder,harder, come,give it to me, you are sweet,go through the back, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Sometimes, I will drive off to fast food that operates 24 hrs to just pull myself from the scene and later come back. If I get crazy, I call my woman to drive over so that we can kickstart ours.
Its a crazy thing but men, never try to do anything because you will be evading their privacy which they can take you to court.
You have no business to with their life style. Be careful as you are encroaching into what you shouldn't be thinking.

chei.. sweet torture...
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by jambogini: 12:00am On Apr 14, 2013
you guys never noticed one thing, rather you keep on ranting. The said OP hasnt replied even a single msg here, showing this is just a frame up story from the moderator, to get peoples mind. lol at pips grin
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by DeenRahman: 12:02am On Apr 14, 2013
freechat: I moved into this neighbourhood just recently. It's a small gated compound with just two flats. The other flat is occupied by a newly wedded couple. I had taken one week off from the office to enable me move my things and settle. But there's something about this couple; they are so noisy when making love - so loud you could think we are in the same room. That is not all, the few days I have stayed at home have been full of temptation, because I have noticed to my dismay that this lady wears very skimpy and offensive stuff outside their flat and doesn't even carry herself as a married woman. Now my question is: should I call the man and talk to him about the noise and all, or should I keep my peace and suffer in silence?

....Dude first of all, its not ure business how and wen they make love,like u said they are a couple "ITS OFFICALLY LEGAL",so ignore all the sounds,and as for watching,"LOOKERY" let it be dat alone dont be firends with her the temtation would become heavier so bro ...make e no pass Look look oh!!
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Fajzay: 12:27am On Apr 14, 2013
laylow001: Akpors has been admiring
his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ approach the lady to tell her of his desires … because she’s married. So, one day the lady herself approached Akpors alone in his apartment. AKPORS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPORS: Is everything
alright?
… LADY: Yes. Just need little
help from you (Smiling seductively).
AKPORS: Wow! Anything for
the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…jus­t don’t
know how to say this. I’ll be so
ashamed ƒ myself if I ask and you say no.
AKPORS: Oh my lady. you
don’t have to. I am ready to do
anything for you. LADY:
You know, it’s been over 3
weeks since my husband travelled… AKPORS: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s
around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities…­ AKPORS: Oh poor
you… You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be
stronger than him…
AKPORS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure,
I’m ready if you are ready. LADY: Oh thanks
goodness! that’s why I came to you. Can you help me
carry our deep freezer
from our kitchen to the next
street for repairs?

Akpos is a bongo!!! lolz
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by AlyricistLaura: 12:32am On Apr 14, 2013
freechat: I moved into this neighbourhood just recently. It's a small gated compound with just two flats. The other flat is occupied by a newly wedded couple. I had taken one week off from the office to enable me move my things and settle. But there's something about this couple; they are so noisy when making love - so loud you could think we are in the same room. That is not all, the few days I have stayed at home have been full of temptation, because I have noticed to my dismay that this lady wears very skimpy and offensive stuff outside their flat and doesn't even carry herself as a married woman. Now my question is: should I call the man and talk to him about the noise and all, or should I keep my peace and suffer in silence?


Are they Harassing You or are You Into Perverted Voyeurism, Harassing them?

I Honestly Can't Tell by the Writing.
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by 1miccza: 1:31am On Apr 14, 2013
embarassed Guy e no concern u close your ear with pillow and your eye with noise shade.
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by AlyricistLaura: 1:59am On Apr 14, 2013
This Niqqah Claiming she is Seducing Him.....lol Foh grin
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Nobody: 9:52am On Apr 14, 2013
calabardick: Come, OP, eeebe like say the hydraulic pump wey dey your pen-is is over-reacting in iddle mode, or your brain-box is over-proccesing, you better consult ashanti to reduce the tension.
cheesy cheesy cheesy Guy,I can't fit laf jaree
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Nobody: 11:21am On Apr 14, 2013
Talk to d husband.
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by BUSHMAN1: 11:41am On Apr 14, 2013
i say MIND YOUR OWN BUISSINESS! me thinks.. you are harrasing your neighbours wife
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by AlyricistLaura: 2:03pm On Apr 14, 2013
AdmiralRey: Talk to d husband.


I would venture to say that would be a pretty awkward conversation
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Nobody: 7:10pm On Apr 14, 2013
Alyricist★Laura:



I would venture to say that would be a pretty awkward conversation
But u wuld av aired ur pain instead of suffering in silence.
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by softangel(m): 7:20pm On Apr 14, 2013
freechat: I moved into this neighbourhood just recently. It's a small gated compound with just two flats. The other flat is occupied by a newly wedded couple. I had taken one week off from the office to enable me move my things and settle. But there's something about this couple; they are so noisy when making love - so loud you could think we are in the same room. That is not all, the few days I have stayed at home have been full of temptation, because I have noticed to my dismay that this lady wears very skimpy and offensive stuff outside their flat and doesn't even carry herself as a married woman. Now my question is: should I call the man and talk to him about the noise and all, or should I keep my peace and suffer in silence?

This is more serious than we all think and one of the major causes of fornication @ ϑ skimpy wears i mean.
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by softangel(m): 7:31pm On Apr 14, 2013
fluid26:

This will definitely trigger the woman to do more to possess the guy. Females are usually attracted to such, let alone a signal-emitting-female wey dey your line-of-sight. Lol.

One sure way to repel her is to act 'born-again'. Born-again guys are seen as losers and they never get laid. Always wear oversized long sleeve like those dorks on Jerry Springer,button your shirt to the collar, and greet her ''In the name of your Lord Jesus Christ.''

smiley


grin grin grin ;Θ idiot!
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Awsome5645(m): 7:45am On Apr 15, 2013
freechat: I moved into this neighbourhood just recently. It's a small gated compound with just two flats. The other flat is occupied by a newly wedded couple. I had taken one week off from the office to enable me move my things and settle. But there's something about this couple; they are so noisy when making love - so loud you could think we are in the same room. That is not all, the few days I have stayed at home have been full of temptation, because I have noticed to my dismay that this lady wears very skimpy and offensive stuff outside their flat and doesn't even carry herself as a married woman. Now my question is: should I call the man and talk to him about the noise and all, or should I keep my peace and suffer in silence?
my man you are a suspect.
What is your business about the noise while they are making love.
It is only face me and face you ,you can hear such noise. I stay in 3bedroom apartment and bang any time i want. So my advice 4u,is to park out from dat ur face-face house is no flat. I suspect u do peep them while they are catching there fun. Try 2 be a Man. Haba
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Nobody: 12:25pm On Apr 15, 2013
It is ok
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Ehee: 4:13pm On Apr 15, 2013
My dr bible said flee frm sin, not walk or run bt flee if u like ur life.
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Nobody: 11:55am On Apr 16, 2013
ok
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Nobody: 4:33pm On Apr 16, 2013
Bros freechat, how far na?

Abeg update us on the goings-on in ya compound.
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Nobody: 10:38am On Apr 17, 2013
fluid26: Bros freechat, how far na?

Abeg update us on the goings-on in ya compound.
80% of those who responded asked me to mind my business, and that's what am doing.
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Nobody: 9:42pm On Apr 17, 2013
na wa o..
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by marleygab(m): 3:14pm On Dec 10, 2013
Hi freechat i dont know how else to contact you since i dont have your digits. i've got a small job for you. 08020990883 if interested
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Jul 20, 2014
Go and Jerk off with tetmosol, since you no sabi say na devil dey call you to come die.
Re: My Neighbour's Wife is Harassing Me. by aliyuabbaashiru(m): 2:44pm On Sep 02, 2014
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