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Crack Ur Rib by StanP(m): 5:00pm On Apr 09, 2008
the closest thing like a womans period is ur salary
it comes once in a month
lasts 3,4 or 5 days
and when it is gone
you are bleeped


A man was pressed in at a cinema, he ran to the restroom without looking at the top of the door entrance and found himself in the ladies, a lady screamed" This is for the ladies" the man holding out his dick replied "this is also for the ladies".
Re: Crack Ur Rib by actoor(m): 5:18pm On Apr 09, 2008
waooo, its cool. grin
Re: Crack Ur Rib by ituen(m): 7:24pm On Apr 09, 2008
old bt nice
Re: Crack Ur Rib by sincity(m): 4:43pm On Apr 10, 2008
A woman is like a car.
When u get one, u want to take her for a drive always,
all ur friends adore's her and would want to get sometin like that,
u take care of her and service her regularly,
u even love-vendor her up to latest standard, but
once shes some years old, undecided
u feel reluctant to take her out, as she might disappoint u or actually even prevent u from hooking up some chicks. embarassed
Re: Crack Ur Rib by aremuobj: 5:09pm On Apr 10, 2008
someone get me a surgeon who can fix my rib and another person should grab and hold stanP for me because na him go pay doctor
Re: Crack Ur Rib by tjtj1(m): 5:17pm On Apr 10, 2008
lol
Re: Crack Ur Rib by folly69(m): 5:44pm On Apr 10, 2008
LMAO grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Crack Ur Rib by ituen(m): 12:14am On Apr 11, 2008
stanP, u dey try well well
Re: Crack Ur Rib by clemcykul(f): 11:04am On Apr 11, 2008
stanp very good jokes grin grin grin

one iteun wife for you grin
Re: Crack Ur Rib by segunpc(m): 11:12am On Apr 11, 2008
the first joke tight
Re: Crack Ur Rib by clemcykul(f): 11:23am On Apr 11, 2008
;d
Re: Crack Ur Rib by tufe(m): 1:05pm On Apr 11, 2008
all the jokes too mush jare. grin grin grin grin
Re: Crack Ur Rib by ituen(m): 7:55pm On Apr 11, 2008
clemcykul:


one iteun wife for you grin

Clemcy,

e be like say u sabi buy trouble for anoda person
Re: Crack Ur Rib by gilgee(m): 9:08pm On Apr 11, 2008
she be intercessor.
Re: Crack Ur Rib by ituen(m): 1:07am On Apr 12, 2008
then she will get it real hot
Re: Crack Ur Rib by tufe(m): 1:34pm On Apr 12, 2008
. . oya now, we dey wait
Re: Crack Ur Rib by ituen(m): 4:50pm On Apr 12, 2008
mr tufe,

u too like free things
Re: Crack Ur Rib by tufe(m): 5:22pm On Apr 12, 2008
you nko, u no like free things
Re: Crack Ur Rib by gilgee(m): 6:58pm On Apr 12, 2008
Freebies in the house.
Re: Crack Ur Rib by ituen(m): 8:25pm On Apr 12, 2008
Gilgee, u no follow too?
Re: Crack Ur Rib by gilgee(m): 12:24pm On Apr 13, 2008
I no dey do free show oo. grin Na money for hand, back for ground.
Re: Crack Ur Rib by tufe(m): 1:40pm On Apr 13, 2008
lol grin

pimps and prostitutes in da house wink
Re: Crack Ur Rib by clemcykul(f): 10:21am On Apr 14, 2008
of which u belong to wink

goodluck mr love-vendor grin
Re: Crack Ur Rib by enattoe(m): 11:01am On Apr 14, 2008
NICE ONE grin grin grin
Re: Crack Ur Rib by clemcykul(f): 11:07am On Apr 14, 2008
mr newbie nice post from u grin

next tyme create ur own thread, ure damn lucky i have meat in my pot cuzz u wuld have been a meal wink grin grin grin grin


am expectn good stuffs from u olasomething grin
Re: Crack Ur Rib by gilgee(m): 12:28pm On Apr 14, 2008
Olasomething? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Crack Ur Rib by tufe(m): 11:19am On Apr 15, 2008
oya clem, come and elaborate

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