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Teaching Women Football! by Enegod(m): 9:27pm On Apr 23, 2013
FOOTBALL - SEX RELATED.....
1. Going to your bf/gf without being
invited = OFFSIDE
2. A girl who does men on top = TOP
GOAL SCORER
3. Dating a girl today and having sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK
4. Condom = GOAL-KEEPER
5. Condom breaks = PENALTY
6. A gal who talk bad about her ex
after sex = SIDE TALK
7. Abortion = RED CARD
8. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
9. Having sex without a condom =
OWN-GOAL
10. Taking a lot of time without cuming
= MAN OF THE MATCh

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