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Funny Things We Nigerians Do by Danhumprey: 7:45pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
-We love arriving late to an occasion just because we feel others will arrive late too #AFRICAN TIME -We flash with private number. -We are very loud especially when we are speaking on the mobile phone. -We wear sun glasses at night. -We run in the rain even though we are already wet. -We answer questions with questions. -We always use 'o' at the end of every sentence. -We call every elderly family friends 'uncle' or 'aunty' -Some of us will go to South Africa for 1 week and return with American or British accent. -Our parents like to sew uniformed outfits for us and our siblings for special occasions. -We love to crush chicken bones and fish bones #Calcium things. -Our mums especially would force us to eat even if we are not hungry or when we are sick. -We love to invite people to occasions someone else invited us to. -If someone dies in Nigeria,we don't believe it's natural. #village must be involved. -Our mothers reminds us that they carried us pregnant for 9 months when we refuse to go on errands for them. -We see someone awake in the morning and we ask 'u don wake up?' These and more are what makes us unique!!! Add yours....... |
Re: Funny Things We Nigerians Do by OkikiOluwa1(m): 8:07pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
Danhumprey:I enjoy doing this... Danhumprey: -Our mums especially would force us to eat even if we are not hungry or when we are sick.You want to have stomach ulcer abi? |
Re: Funny Things We Nigerians Do by Yeske2(m): 8:22pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
So?? I guess you ain't Nigerian because if you were you wounldn't splutter such gabbage. |
Re: Funny Things We Nigerians Do by Onyeasi(m): 12:05am On Apr 25, 2013 |
Where you dey go? I dey cum(while the person is going) |
Re: Funny Things We Nigerians Do by Enegod(m): 6:05am On Apr 25, 2013 |
Nigerian home and abroad are something else. Irrespective of our imperfection, people all over world hail us with high regards. We might be everything bad in the book, but we are more friendly, lovable, accommodating, and hard working than any other species God made in this planet earth. Proud to be a born Nigerian especially, from Igbo land. |
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