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10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by kekakuz(m): 12:23am On Apr 26, 2013 |
10 Signs That You’re Sleeping With A Mammy Water This is for all the guys who pick up random girls on the streets without knowing anything about them. Here’s how to know if you are sharing your bed with a mammy water: 1. You picked her up from the street or some other random place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building 2. You don’t know her surname. She told you her name is “ Just Julie” 3. She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in fact she moved into your house, no questions asked. 4. She never gets tired. She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper with a stone and still have s*x with you when she finishes. 5. She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and everything is always in the right place. 6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really looks like her hair but maybe salons have found a way to remove natural hair and put it back later. 7. She never talks about her family and she doesn’t have any friends. You only hear her saying “My sea sisters” sometimes at night but you’re not bothered because girls call themselves all sorts of things. 8. Ever since you started sleeping with her, your life has turned upside down but of course your stepmother in the village is to blame. 9. She has stopped you from eating fish. Ever since she came into your life, it’s only chicken or meat, nothing that comes from the sea. 10. She doesn’t ask you for anything. In fact, she’s every Nigerian boyfriend’s dream. You don’t pay for human hair or BIS and she doesn’t even want Blackberry Z10. She doesn’t care about Valentine’s Day and you don’t even know her birthday sef. She never gets jealous or goes through your phone and she couldn’t care less about your Facebook password. In fact she’s the best! If the girl you’re with falls into all these categories, you better wake up my guy, NA FISH SHE BE!! 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by REMMEI(m): 1:25am On Apr 26, 2013 |
....she is definately gonna be the next on the menu...i wanna date and eat a fish. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by REMMEI(m): 1:27am On Apr 26, 2013 |
and moreso,what kind of fish are we talking about here?... Catfish Tilapia sey na shawa,abi titus...? 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Chanchit: 3:48am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Hmmm, e be like say I need to start monitoring one "mami water o" na me go cut her tail before she spoil my padi life. |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by free2ryhme: 5:47am On Apr 26, 2013 |
kekakuz: guy u are speaking from experience ... your head is there |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Aklofs: 6:18am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Spiritual bullshit!!! |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by kekakuz(m): 6:19am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Lol if I experience all this,e don be for me be that |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by 190: 6:56am On Apr 26, 2013 |
REMMEI: and moreso,what kind of fish are we talking about here?... Rotflmfaoo |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by cosquee(f): 7:35am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Guys,take note. |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by DExplorer1: 7:48am On Apr 26, 2013 |
What a thread! Hahaha OP rename this thread. 10 signs that you're doomed! 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by SLIDEwaxie(m): 7:53am On Apr 26, 2013 |
I didn't see wot i was expecting. Wat abt if she gets wet too quickly, since 99% of her body shld be water? 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Nobody: 7:54am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Hahahaha Thank God I am a girl |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Sijo01(f): 8:05am On Apr 26, 2013 |
If na fish, make the guy dey slice her bodypart take dey arrange freshfish pepper soup everyday. |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Nobody: 8:08am On Apr 26, 2013 |
this is as a result of MENEGOMANIA SKEPTICSM from the OP |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Nobody: 8:08am On Apr 26, 2013 |
poshdiva: Hahahaha don't feel too relaxed, there's pappy-water out in the world too. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Nobody: 8:12am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Imanuelle: You don't mean it! |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by gerrardomendes(m): 8:15am On Apr 26, 2013 |
give ur life to christ and u wont b posting this |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Nobody: 8:16am On Apr 26, 2013 |
But wait ooo OP Even if they know nko? What can they do about it? You can RUN but you can't HIDE Your Mammy Water girlfriend would still find you |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Ejine(m): 8:21am On Apr 26, 2013 |
kekakuz: Bros... Say you neva fit attract decent, hardworking girl wey go love her boyfriend for how he makes her feel and sees no need to leech on him for material things, is no reason you should try to shade women who possess these features as well as the men who are dating/married-to them. Cuz going by this list, na im be say I don enter eternal damnation be dis oh |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by yuzedo: 8:27am On Apr 26, 2013 |
1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Enegod(m): 8:28am On Apr 26, 2013 |
one of my babes doesnt eat fish....i don die! 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Fussbot: 8:46am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Imanuelle:rotfl...grandma and grandpa water nko?? |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by pomporiking: 8:48am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Op 1 Like
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Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Fussbot: 8:49am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Enegod: one of my babes doesnt eat fish....i don die!lwkm...u don die gaan ni...is nufin jhor some people jst dn't eat it..u shld be suspicious wen she says u shld also stop eating it...na dat1 be gobe |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Fussbot: 8:50am On Apr 26, 2013 |
poshdiva: But wait ooo OPlol abi o... |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by freecocoa(f): 8:50am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Rotflmao . This is hilarious. |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by buklan4realyah(f): 8:51am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Enegod: one of my babes doesnt eat fish....i don die! ar u serious!!!!!!!! . u ar doomed 1 Like |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Scarpon(m): 8:53am On Apr 26, 2013 |
now am looking out |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by sojics(m): 9:05am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Another sign is that u will always be under her controls. |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Nobody: 9:24am On Apr 26, 2013 |
poshdiva: Hahahaha Hey babe, im 'just Carey' |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Temismith(f): 9:40am On Apr 26, 2013 |
@ op, are u one? Cos u seem to be talking from experience. |
Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Brinxs(m): 9:45am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Sea sisters?...looool |
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