elphamexcels: Ma name is Olakunle Excel, a graduate of O.A.U. I was once in unilorin, studying biochemistry, i left in 2008 when i had the opportunity of another admission at O.A.U.
To be candid, Ilorin is far worst than the author of this thread has posted,
its a school that prides itself in impacting fear in its students,
Oloyede was the V.C then,
I remember there were cameras in the Faculty of Science walkway,
I remember we had to forcefully purchase handouts.
I remember lectures were 7am-7pm, I remember 70% of the students had to stay in town (off-campus), because there was just only 1male hall, 2 female hall and 1Post Graduate hall of residence.
I remember almost all stalites had failed a course at one time or the other.
I remember after a year, over 1000 students are forced to leave because they cant cope with all this, especially the academic calender rush.
I remember we had to spend so much on transport to school everyday, d distance from skolgate to 'inside campus' was really longgggg.
I remember, ur best cloths would get so dusty before 12noon cos no tarred roads except the major routes, so unlike O.A.U
e.t.c
And then I get to see it rated as one of Nigeria's best, If this is Nigeria's best, then we have a very bad problem.
Dats all.

zameen: The guy is so on point especially on faculty of engineering and engineering students.

auto_freak2020: This is not to bring down my school but only to share with you what media will never tell you about unilorin. If you are a unilorin student or alumni, i'm sure you can add to this in your own way.
It's only in unilorin that you will see a prof. telling an undergraduate student to pick dirts.
It's only in unilorin students that put on their ID card in Lagos.
It's only in unilorin a department will not produce 2.1 student in 16 years.
It's only in unilorin faculty of engineering and technology is call FACULTY OF BAD BOYS.
It's only in unilorin you will see students reading for 18hours and annointing PC before,during and after CBT exams.
It's only in unilorin your girl friend will report you to the authority and you get instant suspension.
It's only in unilorin student eat bread and akara and call it burger.
It's only in unilorin you will find a department with just 3 students (pharmacy).
Only unilorin denies student from carry out project research and uses lab equipments and apparatus as DECORATION.
Only in unilorin you will see students serving purnishment in front of the class.
Only in unilorin you will see father and daughters lecturing in the same faculty (science).
Unilorin has the highest number of student serving extra year in Nigerian.
Only in unilorin, SUG and faculty presidents are synonymous with extra year.
Only in unilorin lathe machines were imported without operating manual and has been in work shop for 6 years without any operator.
Only in unilorin a unilorin student will become VC and insults his lecturers that are yet to retire.
Only in unilorin students are being forced to carry their ID cards on their chest.
Only in unilorin an engineering SCHOLAR will argue with you that gold is more expensive and less available than diamond that is diamond is cheaper than gold.
Only in unilorin a carton of goldcircle condom evaporates in the school clinic per week.
Only in unilorin you will see lecturers begging students to CRAM, learning has been crucified and cramming is embraced.
Now, tell us those stuffs that happens in your institution being it college of education, polythecnic, monothecnic or uninversity.

redcliff: And its only in unilorin you would come across undergrads who cannot make good use of english.

rali123: Only in Unilorin will a lecturer tell u Grade 'A' is for God, 'B' is for him while student can start struggling from 'C' downward.

olawalebabs: It seems you are having a running battle with the school for you to have pen the above. Never bad mouth your school or your former employer

Tmex: @ op is this suppose to be a make front page hustle? I used to be a student of unilorin and its wrong of you to say a lecturer asked you to pick dirts even when the school had a whole lot of cleaners and if u hv bn called upon to pick dirts,am sorry perhaps u re already looking like a cleaner. *Anyone u find still hanging hs I D card as fa as lagos must be a proud student of the school who truely understands the worth of the school*bread and akara is known to be student's food not only in unilorin,I wonder why you make it look like u hv not bn eating bread and akara before now......U DON'T VALUE WOT U VE UNTIL U LOOSE IT

coefoe:
As in! *Singing*
If u go to UI, na ur fault!
If u go 2 unilag, na ur fault!
If u go to ekpoma, na ur fault!
If u go 2 unilorin, na ur fault!
Great ife na the only baba of aluta, o yes!


Great ife folks pls continue that song

olu4life: Na una sabi o. IMO, Unilorin is more like a muslim school to me. I rep FUNAAB

Gboyee4fun:

i rep funaab too, we are funaabites

olawalebabs: It seems you are having a running battle with the school for you [b]to have pen [/b]the above. Never bad mouth your school or your former employer

Capnd143: most importantly, only in unilorin will a student come to nairaland front page and unclad his alma matta

skydeep: Funny school

Tmex: @ op is this suppose to be a make front page hustle? I used to be a student of unilorin and its wrong of you to say a lecturer asked you to pick dirts even when the school had a whole lot of cleaners and if u hv bn called upon to pick dirts,am sorry perhaps u re already looking like a cleaner. *Anyone u find still hanging hs I D card as fa as lagos must be a proud student of the school who truely understands the worth of the school*bread and akara is known to be student's food not only in unilorin,I wonder why you make it look like u hv not bn eating bread and akara before now......U DON'T VALUE WOT U VE UNTIL U LOOSE IT

prodam: @onegig...I still dey alive oo..abeg show ur face..

St.latyv:
Abeg who is dat idiot called 'olakunle' dat claimed to gain admision into unilorin in '2008' nd they were forced to buy 'handout'. Na God go punish ur mouth. 4 unilorin handout? Such lectr if caught wil b expeled instantaneously. Even though u wil find some selin it secretly bt am very sure if d stds report such act he is gone. Abeg tel me na which skul in d world ar stalites no dey fail one course or d oda,if u no get beta thing to talk its nt compulsory to 4 u to b alterin irelivant nd immature things,it brings down ur charisma nd dat of ur skul. I respect O. A. U dan wat am hearin 4rm a std of dat same skul.