charleymed: How can you be an ALUMNI, ogah? Then it is only in unilorin that one can fail GST 101 and still graduate!

Bross U ryt o..We hv 'em all over here & I tell u this guyz mst especially corp membrz frm Uni-ilorin....Hmmmm ah jst dunno sha bt if diaz anyfn mre than a zero, dts wah dey display on English Language..They cannot evn speak well nt to talk of wrtn it dwn!

auto_freak2020: This is not to bring down my school but only to share with you what media will never tell you about unilorin. If you are a unilorin student or alumni, i'm sure you can add to this in your own way.
It's only in unilorin that you will see a prof. telling an undergraduate student to pick dirts.
It's only in unilorin students that put on their ID card in Lagos.
It's only in unilorin a department will not produce 2.1 student in 16 years.
It's only in unilorin faculty of engineering and technology is call FACULTY OF BAD BOYS.
It's only in unilorin you will see students reading for 18hours and annointing PC before,during and after CBT exams.
It's only in unilorin your girl friend will report you to the authority and you get instant suspension.
It's only in unilorin student eat bread and akara and call it burger.
It's only in unilorin you will find a department with just 3 students (pharmacy).
Only unilorin denies student from carry out project research and uses lab equipments and apparatus as DECORATION.
Only in unilorin you will see students serving purnishment in front of the class.
Only in unilorin you will see father and daughters lecturing in the same faculty (science).
Unilorin has the highest number of student serving extra year in Nigerian.
Only in unilorin, SUG and faculty presidents are synonymous with extra year.
Only in unilorin lathe machines were imported without operating manual and has been in work shop for 6 years without any operator.
Only in unilorin a unilorin student will become VC and insults his lecturers that are yet to retire.
Only in unilorin students are being forced to carry their ID cards on their chest.
Only in unilorin an engineering SCHOLAR will argue with you that gold is more expensive and less available than diamond that is diamond is cheaper than gold.
Only in unilorin a carton of goldcircle condom evaporates in the school clinic per week.
Only in unilorin you will see lecturers begging students to CRAM, learning has been crucified and cramming is embraced.
Now, tell us those stuffs that happens in your institution being it college of education, polythecnic, monothecnic or uninversity.

u write terrible English,I hope u don't speak d same.

rali123:
Only in Unilorin will a lecturer tell u Grade 'A' is for God, 'B' is for him while student can start struggling from 'C' downward.

ah no no no dat 1 is not only to unilorin ooo,my 100 level physics lecturer in ahmadu bello university zaria did d same tin to us then,phys131 heat nd properties of matter,said>A is 4 God,B is 4 him,C is 4 very serious students, nd D is 4 average students