jennykadry:

IKAMEFA IKAMEFA IKAMEFA,how many times i call u ,see d confusion u don set between rev sly and playa

na me cause am ? abi na @ topic?

na jeje i dey carry my zanga-yansh waka pass na im i see the thread oh

4 Him:

If i tell you ehn, you will leave 4 Play with all his marriages.

Sly is my brother from another mother . . . gotta let him have the best.

Make i think am. . . . . . .something is fishy here. . . .Ika na hot lady. . .i no fit miss that kain awwwof
4Play. . . no let ur mind dey sweet oo. . . i no dey give u anything. . . no worry. . i go expose you sharp sharp

Sly - Run 4 ya life oooooo! This dude has something up his sleeves

My sister. . . . . .trust me

-------->4 Play

4 Play:

Those ones go only help with my refractory period but it won't help with my PE. No drug fit solve am. I have been trying innovative techniques like thinking of ugly things like OBJ's Ist daughter,but that doesn't seem to help.

I dey lie

4 Play:


@Topic

My refractory period now lasts for 1 week.Old age is getting to me. Thus,even if I had an opportunity to sleep with more than one woman in a day,I can't pull it off.

Add the fact that I suffer from severe premature ejaculation,1 is more than enough for me.

Seh i no tell u
How i go allow my sister and my presumptive wife to marry your kind

@J-Girl

Sly na your brother true true? Maybe I go dey nice to am from now on. I trust Sly to put in a good word for me when I come to meet your parents.

But why the guy want take woman wey I save money for all this while? Make im leave Ika alone.

The Sly:

-------->4 Play

I dey lie
Seh i no tell u
How i go allow my sister and my presumptive wife to marry your kind

You see as Seun dey modify my posts just to embarrass me. So na like this Seun dey do,his abunna go vanish!

haaaaaaaa! Refractory period?
4play - in fact, sorry ooooo! I'm happily married now.

Sly - thank you jare!

j-girl:

Lai Lai! If these girls are so hot, why aren't you hooked up to anyone of them yet.

Sly - Run 4 ya life oooooo! This dude has something up his sleeves

You just want to force me to reveal my hand sha . . . e no go work.

Hmmmmm - 4him, carry your girls abeg. I only want a correct sister-in-law.

j-girl:

haaaaaaaa! Refractory period?
4play - in fact, sorry ooooo! I'm happily married now.

Sly - thank you jare!

I can explain.No allow Seun's pranks get between a potentially glorious polygamous marriage.My refractory period is as short as Britney Spear's marriage to Jason Alexander.

4 Play:

I can explain.No allow Seun's pranks get between a potentially glorious polygamous marriage.My refractory period is as short as Britney Spear's marriage to Jason Alexander.

I beg go sleep. . . . No need for grammars here. . .
Breeze don blow. . . . .Chicken yansh don expose

@ sly

What happened to your name?

sly add ephyzim (levels) for him name

stillwater:

@ sly

What happened to your name?

Seun altered ma F******** Name

Ikamefa, am serious, i need you in my life, you are so beautiful and intelligent. Could you be the only girl in my life. Am
a young engineer, tall and handsome. my email ad is crave4u@live.co.uk

Ikamefa. . .I beg post you full picture. . .the last one you posted looked like you no get legs. . .na only your head we see ooooooooooooooh

This dude might just change his mind or you never know.


_{I don't think "debosky" will like this at all!}

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Olori!!!!

Many people don[b] meet [/b] iice, still dhey meet am sef

Many people don meet Mukina2. . . she still remains a "great one" with all that. . .

. . . . Now it is your turn to be[b] met![/b]  The last of the "Ladies of the Nairaland Ring"!

<sub>Singing. . . .

I go meet Ika oooooooooooooooooooo

She go make you d*** disappear

You are the loser. . . ,

She is the winner. . . .</sub>

almondjoy:

Ikamefa. . .I beg post you full picture. . .the last one you posted looked like you no get legs. . .na only your head we see ooooooooooooooh

This dude might just change his mind or you never know.


_{I don't think "debosky" will like this at all!}

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm! Olori!!!!

Many people don[b] meet [/b] iice, still dhey meet am sef

Many people don meet Mukina2. . . she still remains a "great one" with all that. . .

. . . . Now it is your turn to be[b] met![/b] The last of the "Ladies of the Nairaland Ring"!

<sub>Singing. . . .

I go meet Ika oooooooooooooooooooo

She go make you d*** disappear

You are the loser. . . ,

She is the winner. . . .</sub>

he! he! its no joke oh am a 4 inches erhmmmmmmmm feets ! tall gal oh

so if dem no like dat head -shot, make alla dem waka!

make im change hin mind oh na dat one go pay me pass


all this noise for nuttin

ikamefa:

he! he! its no joke oh am a 4 inches erhmmmmmmmm feets ! tall girl oh

so if them no like that head -shot, make alla them waka!

make im change hin mind oh na that one go pay me pass


all this noise for nuttin

See im mouth. . . like e no dhey sweet you.

Anybody don propose to you for Nairaland before? Make you happy. . . too many old female cargos for Nairaland. At last this one is ready to pay your bride price. Just dash am the whole minus 4ft of you before im change im mind.

See your triplets iice and Mukina2 with harems all over Nairaland!

almondjoy:

See im mouth. . . like e no dhey sweet you.

Anybody don propose to you for Nairaland before? Make you happy. . . too many old female cargos for Nairaland. At last this one is ready to pay your bride price. Just dash am the whole minus 4ft of you before im change im mind.

See your triplets iice and Mukina2 with harems all over Nairaland!

laughing my lumpy ass off sweet who ? you should know by now sey i nor dey like too much noise

propose ke? persin dey marry twice?

of course my twinnies are HOT

having a harem is expected!

wow, Ikamefa, you have certainly "hooked" the nairaland guys. . . .just that they are the wrong ones .

Sly and co, how many women will you toast. gosh . The worst is that most of these same guys are also hooked to other nairalanders. Gosh dont we like all these drama , Nairaland drama makes some of those south american soap look boring

ikamefa:


laughing my lumpy ass off sweet who ? you should know by now sey i nor dey like too much noise

propose ke? persin dey marry twice?

of course my twinnies are HOT

having a harem is expected!

Hmm!  The most deadly of the "triplies"?  Silent but deadly slow poison.  Me marry only once too. . . but concubines full ma harem, just to ease the "overuse" of the main, the main. . . .abi you wan kill am?  That is all we are saying.  Have the main pilot of your plane but have a lot of spare "navigators".   No need to marry twice arrrrrrrrrrall!  

Your tripolies are very hot. . .    Infact too hot. . .  

We know your husband. . . but errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr variety as the say is the spice of life!  Reconsider please. . . .

Imani:

wow, Ikamefa, you have certainly "hooked" the nairaland guys. . . .just that they are the wrong ones .

Sly and co, how many women will you toast. gosh . The worst is that most of these same guys are also hooked to other nairalanders. Gosh don't we like all these drama , Nairaland drama makes some of those south american soap look boring

You too. . . the way you are going around these days. . . some peeps will soon escape from your YIM and come and open a thread to meet your too.

You just dhey underground dhey flirt with them guys with "UK sophistication". . . chop clean mouth!

Be kiafull I say!

I even suspect that some people are opening threads to meet themselves.


[size=15pt] Ikamefa? Did you open this thread yourself?[/size]

Shame the devil!

Ikamefa ma sweet heart. . . .welcome. . .
Im so enthused and elated to read your reply!. . . . . . . .

I dedicate this song to you ma sweet darl! and after that. . . take a warm kiss ( On your cheek uhhhammm)

I lay my love on you
It's all I wanna do
Everytime I breathe I feel brand new
You open up my heart
Show me all your love, and walk right through
As I lay my love on you

What u think?

almondjoy:


I even suspect that some people are opening threads to meet themselves.
[size=15pt] Ikamefa? Did you open this thread yourself?[/size]
Shame the devil!

haba! AJ Abeg my boo nor fit the snipers too mush ar tell you . .so she nor fit

crave4u na veteran Lander oh come dey do newbie
them nor dey tire . .

The Sly:

Ikamefa ma sweet heart. . . .welcome. . .
I'm so enthused and elated to read your reply!. . . . . . . .

I dedicate this song to you ma sweet darl! and after that. . . take a warm kiss ( On your cheek uhhhammm)

I lay my love on you
It's all I want to do
Everytime I breathe I feel brand new
You open up my heart
Show me all your love, and walk right through
As I lay my love on you

What u think?

almondjoy:

You too. . . the way you are going around these days. . . some peeps will soon escape from your YIM and come and open a thread to meet your too.

You just dhey underground dhey flirt with them guys with "UK sophistication". . . chop clean mouth!

Be kiafull I say!

I even suspect that some people are opening threads to meet themselves.


[size=15pt] Ikamefa? Did you open this thread yourself?[/size]

Shame the devil!

Is it true, all these people opening "i want to meet mukina, iice, ikamefa" etc graduated from yahoo yahoo chats

Oh my gosh. . .thank God i can count how many people i chat to on one hand.

You sure say no one wants to meet you too? And the usual suspects include 4play, 4Him and co. Debosky their igwe has been awol.

and lastly, it is not ladylike to be a flirt. I am an innocent observer in all the love games going on. What is my own. Everyone is free to love. . .singing "all we need is love" no be so?

Imani:

wow, Ikamefa, you have certainly "hooked" the nairaland guys. . . .just that they are the wrong ones .

Sly and co, how many women will you toast. gosh . The worst is that most of these same guys are also hooked to other nairalanders. Gosh don't we like all these drama , Nairaland drama makes some of those south american soap look boring

Imani. . . .
Madam . . . .with all due respect. . .permit me to say you are a classic definition of a wonderful and beautiful creature. . .
I had to twist ma neck to angle 360 to be able to view ur flawless beauty when u posted ur pic on your profile. . . .^{(Thank God say ma neck no break)}
Your husband is the luckiest man on earth. . . . .pls believe that!

The Sly:

Imani. . . .
Madam . . . .with all due respect. . .permit me to say you are a classic definition of a wonderful and beautiful creature. . .
I had to twist ma neck to angle 360 to be able to view your flawless beauty when u posted your pic on your profile. . . .^{(Thank God say ma neck no break)}
Your husband is the luckiest man on earth. . . . .please believe that!

When she post her pics? She dey purposely time am so I no go see the thing.

Even though she be woman,she no go fine pass me.

Wey Ika?My future wife.

Is it true, all these people opening "i want to meet mukina, iice, ikamefa" etc graduated from yahoo yahoo chats

no o most are multiple ID people and will do anything to get your attention by force

Ika Twinny_TM boo run ooooooooooooooo please ,

4 Play:

When she post her pics? She dey purposely time am so I no go see the thing.

Even though she be woman,she no go fine pass me.

Wey Ika?My future wife.

U missed then. . . . .Her colour is superb. . . .just like mine but im lighter that her. . .


Ika. . . ma sweetest laydie. . . .where are u. . . .

oh Sly, didnt know you got to see my pic Had it on for only one night. Oh well. Thanks for the compliment

as for you mr 4play, i challenge you again to post your picture .

mukina, please mind all those jobless men. They want to meet this and that person. Don't forget to sing that song " you ve got to have a JOB if you wanna be with me"

almondjoy:

You too. . . the way you are going around these days. . . some peeps will soon escape from your YIM and come and open a thread to meet your too.

You just dhey underground dhey flirt with them guys with "UK sophistication". . . chop clean mouth!

Be kiafull I say!

I even suspect that some people are opening threads to meet themselves.


[size=15pt] Ikamefa? Did you open this thread yourself?[/size]

Shame the devil!

you are wrong here!

moi open a thread to meet maself

that is crazy, childish( immature)

like i told you i don't go looking for attention

i preffer to be in the background ,be anonymous

flirt with who jare? when did it become a bad thing to have online friends?

Imani:



Is it true, all these people opening "i want to meet mukina, iice, ikamefa" etc graduated from yahoo yahoo chats

Oh my gosh. . .thank God i can count how many people i chat to on one hand.

You sure say no one wants to meet you too? And the usual suspects include 4play, 4Him and co. Debosky their igwe has been awol.

and lastly, it is not ladylike to be a flirt. I am an innocent observer in all the love games going on. What is my own. Everyone is free to love. . .singing "all we need is love" no be so?

bikonu chillaxxe oh @aj s mind is going haywire!

whether i be flirt or no flirt oh

the thing be sey, nor be me open this thread

am sure the nlander with the pseudo name craze4u can confirm dat

The Sly:

Ika. . . ma sweetest laydie. . . .where are u. . . .

Make you dey there dey "sweet" yourself. . . .wife snatcher. I don warn you many times,this na the last warning.

@Imani

Ladies first. . . .post,then I go post.I no see the picture when you post am so for now I can only picture you as a cross between Ndi Okereke-Onyuike and Iyabo.