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What you need to know about Nigeria by Rexsul: 7:03am On May 06, 2013
Welcome To Nigeria!!! [center][/center]Where sex is cheap and love is cost, [center][/center]Where losing a phone is more painful than loosing virginity,[center][/center]Where if don't cheat on your partner you are not smart and sharp,[center][/center]Where bathrooms have become photo studios,[center][/center]where getting the latest blackberry phones is greater than achieving a B.sc degree,[center][/center]where yahoo guys think they have brighter future and Runs Girls think they are smarter than workin class ladies,[center][/center]where political office holders think they are wise and those who voted them in are foolish,[center][/center]where civil servants are richer than manufactures and other professionals,[center][/center]where getting a political appointment is the key to prosperity,[center][/center]where lectures think there female students are parts of there employment benefits,[center][/center]Where paying your tithes and settling your pastor is a requirement for heaven,[center][/center]where imams children and kids of rich alhajis will school abroad and poor kids will be beggars till they are matured for suicide bombing,[center][/center]where female students are breadwinners and there poor parents are there dependents,[center][/center]where ladies live in a room on the island and her siblings have been sent out of schools due to non payment of fees but inviting her friends to Oriental/Elegushi for her birthday party,[center][/center]where gays and lesbians don't even know why they are doing it and how sick they are,[center][/center]where a man has four cars parked in his garage(a Range rover sport, Ferrari venza and Camry spyder) but living in a rented apartment in lekki![center][/center]I Love Nigeria grin
Re: What you need to know about Nigeria by Nobody: 7:09am On May 06, 2013
Rexsul: Welcome To Nigeria!!! [center][/center]Where sex is cheap and love is cost, [center][/center]Where losing a phone is more painful than loosing virginity,[center][/center]Where if don't cheat on your partner you are not smart and sharp,[center][/center]Where bathrooms have become photo studios,[center][/center]where getting the latest blackberry phones is greater than achieving a B.sc degree,[center][/center]where yahoo guys think they have brighter future and Runs Girls think they are smarter than workin class ladies,[center][/center]where political office holders think they are wise and those who voted them in are foolish,[center][/center]where civil servants are richer than manufactures and other professionals,[center][/center]where getting a political appointment is the key to prosperity,[center][/center]where lectures think there female students are parts of there employment benefits,[center][/center]Where paying your tithes and settling your pastor is a requirement for heaven,[center][/center]where imams children and kids of rich alhajis will school abroad and poor kids will be beggars till they are matured for suicide bombing,[center][/center]where female students are breadwinners and there poor parents are there dependents,[center][/center]where ladies live in a room on the island and her siblings have been sent out of schools due to non payment of fees but inviting her friends to Oriental/Elegushi for her birthday party,[center][/center]where gays and lesbians don't even know why they are doing it and how sick they are,[center][/center]where a man has four cars parked in his garage(a Range rover sport, Ferrari venza and Camry spyder) but living in a rented apartment in lekki![center][/center]I Love Nigeria grin

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