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A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by CODEEATER(m): 3:28pm On May 10, 2013
Hi my name is Henry,aka codEater().i'm an 18 yr old Mobile Web based Developer with a focus on backend php n mysql managmnt,and front end html,css and my favorite jquery,self Made nd a blend of Artistry(cus am an art student) and Logical thinkin Cuz am a mean ass programmr,but i didnt get here witout sacrifices.
You see,i strtd training myself at d wndaful age if 15,strtd of wit wapka n shit lyk dat,in ma late swt 16 as wit many teens ma age,i had a GF(PS,no imoralities),yea i loved her alot,had a crush on her since childhood,but i guess d timing was bad,cuz d relationshp strtd jst wen my call to coding was in hyperBoost,i.e my passion 4 everytin c winkode out burnd ma passion 4 ha,n she ended up in 2nd place in ma orda of mst prefrd tins.
i didnt giv her enuf tym,i was so in love with php dat i evn 4got her brthday,i spnt way 2much tym online n littl or no tym wit her or evn ma education,and as God wuld hav it,i lost both her and my education...she left me cuz she culd handle it anymre,while oda guys talkd of dir gfs on 2go n socials,i only talkd of framewrks and Object oriented madness,we hardly even talk,n till dis day i'v been unable to win her bak,or evn luv anoda..i ended up repeatin d class,nd dat really leveld ma head alittle.
So my advice is,If you'r into I.T,and u love it so much,my dear,dnt let it cntrol u,expecially if u'r new in it,nd luv it so much../*lyk i did*/
You hav a life to live!
dont sit in frnt of a cmputer all day lng jammin fingrs on keys,GO OUT!
Attend parties,play football,hav a drink wit frndz,Get laid/*shhh,dnt tell ma mum i said dat*/,watch cartoons....ENJOY LIFE.
Dont let d ur passion make you loose out on ur youth,njoy it while u have it..nd doz still in skul,plz plz and plz again have a timeTable(),n wrk wit it,remembr No waec cert,no uni.....
And also,dont hav d impression dat sumtin is 2 difficult,bliev in urself,wrk hard,read books,practice...For any programr, dat kind of feelin shld always evaluate to NULL,and 1 mre wrd b4 i leav u...


THINK LIKE ZUKABERG ;-)

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Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Nobody: 12:27am On May 11, 2013
^^^
wink
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Kennyinusa(m): 4:17pm On May 11, 2013
@CODE-EATER
To me you are just kinda confused and devastated because your gf left you. And everything that you have posted isn't matching up.
To be candid, you aint a programmer.

You write script(markup) THAT ALL. And it would take more than PHP/MYSQL/JQUERY/JS to be a programmer. Programmer's design web apps, desktop apps, mobile apps, cloud based apps. So if you feel that you are there(here) then you are not.

The fact that your girlfriend left you doesn't mean that you should create a trend.

Assholes like me have a life, and i have spent more that 18Hrs with my laptop over the past 24Hrs.

So, get yourself together, coordinate you live(living) and make your passion your profession. If you really love this so called programming, then dont let one bleeped up girl who doesn't care about what you care about make you feel bad about your life.

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Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by CODEEATER(m): 5:13pm On May 11, 2013
Kennyinusa: @CODE-EATER
To me you are just kinda confused and devastated because your gf left you. And everything that you have posted isn't matching up.
To be candid, you aint a programmer.

You write script(markup) THAT ALL. And it would take more than PHP/MYSQL/JQUERY/JS to be a programmer. Programmer's design web apps, desktop apps, mobile apps, cloud based apps. So if you feel that you are there(here) then you are not.

The fact that your girlfriend left you doesn't mean that you should create a trend.

Assholes like me have a life, and i have spent more that 18Hrs with my laptop over the past 24Hrs.

So, get yourself together, coordinate you live(living) and make your passion your profession. If you really love this so called programming, then dont let one bleeped up girl who doesn't care about what you care about make you feel bad about your life.

ryt u r
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by elvis10ten(m): 6:41pm On May 11, 2013
I totally and 101% disagree with this thread. F*ck gfs, f*ck parties, f*ck school, f*ck all f*ckers. @kenny, code-eater knows more than just php/mysql/html. He knows python and also is learning java, if am correct. So according to what u said, he is a programmer. He just falls in the same category with me, kinda
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Nobody: 6:46pm On May 11, 2013
elvis10ten: I totally and 101% disagree with this thread. F*ck gfs, f*ck parties, f*ck school, f*ck all f*ckers. @kenny, code-eater knows more than just php/mysql/html. He knows python and also is learning java, if am correct. So according to what u said, he is a programmer. He just falls in the same category with me, kinda

Mad Boy!! grin

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Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by elvis10ten(m): 7:42pm On May 11, 2013
Judinho59:

Mad Boy!! grin
mad ?
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Ajibel(m): 11:56am On May 13, 2013
@Code-eater,i disagree with ya. I'm your age mate and i have a babe. I have time for her beside my programming. It depends on the kinda girl she is/was. She could have been understanding but its solely your fault she left you, dont blame it on programming!
And who tells u a programmer doesnt have a life?- that was the crap i was told when i started out 2 years ago. It was just to scare me
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Javanian: 12:15pm On May 13, 2013
Good to know they are many teenage programmers in the house. cool
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Creatrixity(m): 1:20pm On May 13, 2013
Hi,code-eater,funny,i am about the same age with you and share the same specialties with you
#only difference is you intend on learning java while i intend on learning c..
I'd love to get in contact with you.
Eff the gf..you will not be understood in nigeria so get on wit your programming!
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Creatrixity(m): 1:26pm On May 13, 2013
Kennyinusa: @CODE-EATER
To me you are just kinda confused and devastated because your gf left you. And everything that you have posted isn't matching up.
To be candid, you aint a programmer.

You write script(markup) THAT ALL. And it would take more than PHP/MYSQL/JQUERY/JS to be a programmer. Programmer's design web apps, desktop apps, mobile apps, cloud based apps. So if you feel that you are there(here) then you are not.

The fact that your girlfriend left you doesn't mean that you should create a trend.

Assholes like me have a life, and i have spent more that 18Hrs with my laptop over the past 24Hrs.

So, get yourself together, coordinate you live(living) and make your passion your profession. If you really love this so called programming, then dont let one bleeped up girl who doesn't care about what you care about make you feel bad about your life.

You are wrong.it is now possible to write desktop apps with php(php gtk anyone?).
Also a person with a proficiency in erlang is not a programmer?
undecided undecided
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Nobody: 1:59pm On May 13, 2013
Javanian: Good to know they are many teenage programmers in the house. cool

There are as Many as u can ever Imagine..
Am one MySelf
cheesy
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by elvis10ten(m): 4:35pm On May 13, 2013
Creatrixity:
You are wrong.it is now possible to write desktop apps with php(php gtk anyone?).
Also a person with a proficiency in erlang is not a programmer?
undecided undecided
Flawed post detected
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by elvis10ten(m): 4:40pm On May 13, 2013
Judinho59:

There are as Many as u can ever Imagine..
Am one MySelf
cheesy
. Yah, thats rite.
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Creatrixity(m): 4:41pm On May 13, 2013
elvis10ten: Flawed post detected
Please point out the flaws ,Sire.
I'd like to know...

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Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by talk2hb1(m): 5:37pm On May 13, 2013
GF? GF? GF?
That's a programming course on its own, I remember forgot I had a date and thinking of source code while with another gal (it was a nasty experience) they felt I was treating them like cheat and nobody loved to be treated like one, not you not me. But Guys sha!!! enjoy your teenage years, you ain't going to have another chance. There is more to life than writing code, cramming algorithm with data structure or spending 20hrs on your system, but I am going to tell you that good programmers write good codes, great programmers delivers solution. So which one do you want to belong to good or great programmer? If you want to be a good programmer kiss good bye to your social life, but if you want to be great a programmer embrace your social life, socialising helps boost your programming skill. on several occasions my girl friend inspired me with solutions to programming problems. Abandon your system fir sometime now go say hi to friends and Gal friends inclusive.
Sanjuma

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Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Nobody: 6:20pm On May 13, 2013
^^^ So So OnPoint!! cool

For Me, am Kinda Allergic to Gals & Parties ( and am not a dork that wears white eye glasses ). So i careless about those..

I take Programming as that Magic power the future holds, so i'll like to get lots of it now.. cool
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Ajibel(m): 8:23pm On May 13, 2013
Javanian: Good to know they are many teenage programmers in the house. cool

wink It's just that the adult pros here are taking much space. We teenagers just have to force ourselves in here.
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by CodeHouse: 1:42pm On May 14, 2013
Some of you guys saw the movie social network and start thinking radically (forgetting that our economy don't give room for that )...well it takes more than that, with programming comes maturity, because you can write some lines of codes that will pop up a dialogue box, some even copy codes, especially html,css,php off someone elses site with Ctrl+U and use it for your clients and you call yourselves programmers..well I am not saying you don't get to learn from others but I observe that most people are quick to say I am a programmer with html, php, sql, js, c#, perl,etc experience, makes me laugh..when you so much depend on Template monster..@CODE-EATER I am not sure it was programming that made you lose your gf, what is life without balance? Like you said, give time for other things..and strike the balance between passion and joy.

Let all creatures be happy





Let all creatures be happy

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Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Nobody: 5:07pm On May 14, 2013
CodeHouse: Some of you guys saw the movie social network and start thinking radically (forgetting that our economy don't give room for that )...well it takes more than that, with programming comes maturity, because you can write some lines of codes that will pop up a dialogue box, some even copy codes, especially html,css,php off someone elses site with Ctrl+U and use it for your clients and you call yourselves programmers..well I am not saying you don't get to learn from others but I observe that most people are quick to say I am a programmer with html, php, sql, js, c#, perl,etc experience, makes me laugh..when you so much depend on Template monster..@CODE-EATER I am not sure it was programming that made you lose your gf, what is life without balance? Like you said, give time for other things..and strike the balance between passion and joy.

Let all creatures be happy





Let all creatures be happy


















Lame Post Detected!!!!

Gud you said 'Some'.. Am not in that league dude..
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by CodeHouse: 7:11pm On May 14, 2013
@Judinho59 What you consider as lame is just a fact..show me any sample of your app and I will prove it to you. Waiting...
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by elvis10ten(m): 7:48pm On May 14, 2013
Creatrixity:
Please point out the flaws ,Sire.
I'd like to know...
jeez. i neva expected you will ask me that.
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by elvis10ten(m): 7:59pm On May 14, 2013
Creatrixity:
Please point out the flaws ,Sire.
I'd like to know...
i engaged in this argument before http://m./169274473187646?view=permalink&id=375851439196614&refid=18
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Creatrixity(m): 8:12pm On May 14, 2013
^^actually that used to be my reaction to the type of post i made but now i have had a rethink...
creatrixity:
What is PHP-GTK?
PHP-GTK is an extension for the PHP programming language that implements language bindings for GTK . It provides an object-oriented interface to GTK classes and functions and greatly simplifies writing client-side cross-platform GUI applications.
source

And yeah,you can create desktop apps with php.
I am not a php-desktop app creation fan though..
Python takes care of that..
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by elvis10ten(m): 8:19pm On May 14, 2013
Creatrixity: ^^actually that used to be my reaction to the type of post i made but now i have had a rethink...

source
but do u think any big standard classic ict firms will hire a php coder to create/modify/update their desktop apps rather than someone that is dedicated for the job ?
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Creatrixity(m): 8:27pm On May 14, 2013
elvis10ten: but do u think any big standard classic ict firms will hire a php coder to create/modify/update their desktop apps rather than someone that is dedicated for the job ?
No.just not suited for the job...
But just an instance...
Besides php should remain what it is,a web scripting language..
I hope you get my point..
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by elvis10ten(m): 8:34pm On May 14, 2013
Creatrixity:
No.just not suited for the job...
But just an instance...
Besides php should remain what it is,a web scripting language..
I hope you get my point..
yes. Thats what i was against, php is meant for the web and should stay there. I get you though. But you know the reason why most people don't take php guys as programmers is because out of ten people that claim to be a php programmer, its rare to see three who knows what they are doing *back to the matter copy and paste*. With some other factors.
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Kennyinusa(m): 6:45am On May 15, 2013
guys stop arguing over nothing.

A Newbie would continue to be a Newbie.

And this is to all Newbies:
lets see some of your jobs, maybe that would show people like myself that you are not just a wannabe programmer or a script writer. Just acknowledge that you guys are developing and that there is also room for development. Meanwhile do not insult some established programmers in the forum. I believe that you guys get it, right. Thank you.

And to all the big guys:
Lets also show these Newbie a lil bit of respect because as Newbie, they can only make
1)Small program
2)Slow Programs
3)Messy programs.
But that doesn't mean that we should make them feel like it.

Thank u

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Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Javanian: 8:28am On May 15, 2013
Kennyinusa: guys stop arguing over nothing.

A Newbie would continue to be a Newbie.

And this is to all Newbies:
lets see some of your jobs, maybe that would show people like myself that you are not just a wannabe programmer or a script writer. Just acknowledge that you guys are developing and that there is also room for development. Meanwhile do not insult some established programmers in the forum. I believe that you guys get it, right. Thank you.

And to all the big guys:
Lets also show these Newbie a lil bit of respect because as Newbie, they can only make
1)Small program
2)Slow Programs
3)Messy programs.
But that doesn't mean that we should make them feel like it.

Thank u

So are you saying because they claim to be teenagers they are 'newbies' that write 'small, slow and messy' programms?
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by CodeHouse: 9:06am On May 15, 2013
Javanian:

So are you saying because they claim to be teenagers they are 'newbies' that write 'small, slow and messy' programms?

I totally agree with @kennyinusa, a newbie or wanna be programmer will always write, slow, messy programs and "we" all were once like that..but I never disrespect those I know were better(note: not on nairaland forum anyway). Age is not a yardstick to determine how good one is but still not a good reason to insult people..I am NOT a green programmer and would say people should be careful how they respond to post, if not "we" would start considering those to assist with codes or programs ( If we are in the position to do so ). Some of us don't just write codes nor do we work with programs from sourceforge, We write COMPILERS!
Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by Nobody: 11:13am On May 15, 2013
Kennyinusa: guys stop arguing over nothing.

A Newbie would continue to be a Newbie.

And this is to all Newbies:
lets see some of your jobs, maybe that would show people like myself that you are not just a wannabe programmer or a script writer. Just acknowledge that you guys are developing and that there is also room for development. Meanwhile do not insult some established programmers in the forum. I believe that you guys get it, right. Thank you.

And to all the big guys:
Lets also show these Newbie a lil bit of respect because as Newbie, they can only make
1)Small program
2)Slow Programs
3)Messy programs.
But that doesn't mean that we should make them feel like it.

Thank u

Nice post.. it's inspiring. wink

But, did you just say Teenagers are regarded as 'newbies' and only write slow & messy programs?

i know 'newbies' write slow, small, messy programs. But, not all teenagers are newbies..

Am a teenager & certainly a newbie in programming who just wanna learn and i won't call myself a Programmer yet!

Note: everyone started form being a newbie, some weren't even teenagers back then.

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Re: A True Story And An Advice To All Programmers(expecially Newbies) by PrinceNN(m): 11:58am On May 15, 2013
this thread / story is pointless...
the OP was clearly trying to "know all" so soon, he forgot about other "issues"
how you live your life depends on YOU.

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