speedyboi:


I Know!

sorry sa
it was meant for readers that dont catch jokes easily
not u

esere826: I went out yesterday to have a great time,
and could not help noticing the number of fine boys and girls with terrible dirty habits in the public


Probably people that do this grew up in dirty areas,
and learnt to instinctively roll up phlegm and spit it out with trajectory expertise
But now you are in a posh neighborhood, kindly desist

When you where in in the village with its exposed soil everywhere,
it probably made sense for you to spit out bones on the ground when eating.
You were doing your part to enrich soil nutrients and give bingo a chance to partake of your meals.
But now you are in the city eating out in a tiled or cemented floor environment. So kindly desist


You are not infested with crab lice, so please stop scratching you stuff in public


And then you want to shake someone with the same hands abi?
why not just dig your nose into a cup and make some tea off it.


Yep, those panties have a way of slipping to the wrong places.
But please put your back against the wall or look for somewhere more private when adjusting them


The feel of nature brushing aganist your totori is awesome when peeing in public alright,
but it looks so ungentlemanly especially when you step out of your landrover looking tooch
just before you amaze the crowd with your dog instinct to mark your territory

I must commend ladies for being more careful in this act. I havent seen more than 10 ladies do this in my lifetime.
The first time I saw a lady do this, I almost collapsed.
She spread her legs, raised her skirts (or wrapper) shifted her panties, and opened her tap


I learnt it was a bad habit, so I've learnt to close my mouth when chewing



.....................................................................
Common guys, lets all develop some civility

parents, also ensure your kids do not pick up these habits,
especially from their friends whose parents have not devoted same effort as you in tooching up their kids

....Stay Blessed

very well written. very funny presentation. nice.

*It bores me to see men pee in the public*,..bla bla bla... all of them, FORMING wat they are not...Op even said, no thanks, am not a socialist... Ur forming ends here, u know?

its an interesting sight to see ladies scratching dia engine block & adjusting dia chain cover in public. my habit is peeing in public, anyhow, anywhere, wil try to quit.

esere826: I went out yesterday to have a great time,
and could not help noticing the number of fine boys and girls with terrible dirty habits in the public


Probably people that do this grew up in dirty areas,
and learnt to instinctively roll up phlegm and spit it out with trajectory expertise
But now you are in a posh neighborhood, kindly desist

When you where in in the village with its exposed soil everywhere,
it probably made sense for you to spit out bones on the ground when eating.
You were doing your part to enrich soil nutrients and give bingo a chance to partake of your meals.
But now you are in the city eating out in a tiled or cemented floor environment. So kindly desist


You are not infested with crab lice, so please stop scratching you stuff in public


And then you want to shake someone with the same hands abi?
why not just dig your nose into a cup and make some tea off it.


Yep, those panties have a way of slipping to the wrong places.
But please put your back against the wall or look for somewhere more private when adjusting them


The feel of nature brushing aganist your totori is awesome when peeing in public alright,
but it looks so ungentlemanly especially when you step out of your landrover looking tooch
just before you amaze the crowd with your dog instinct to mark your territory

I must commend ladies for being more careful in this act. I havent seen more than 10 ladies do this in my lifetime.
The first time I saw a lady do this, I almost collapsed.
She spread her legs, raised her skirts (or wrapper) shifted her panties, and opened her tap


I learnt it was a bad habit, so I've learnt to close my mouth when chewing



.....................................................................
Common guys, lets all develop some civility

parents, also ensure your kids do not pick up these habits,
especially from their friends whose parents have not devoted same effort as you in tooching up their kids

....Stay Blessed

You're just too good. I love the post , though no one is absolutely perfect.

emusmith: *It bores me to see men pee in the public*,..bla bla bla... all of them, FORMING wat they are not...Op even said, no thanks, am not a socialist... Ur forming ends here, u know?

^^^^
http://biblehub.com/proverbs/9-8.htm Do not reprove a scoffer, or he will hate you; reprove a wise man, and he will love you.

ddippset: very well written. very funny presentation. nice.

adetsim:

You're just too good. I love the post , though no one is absolutely perfect.

Thanks for ur commendations
so na swhy una copy the entire thing abi?
*goes to the nearest tree to pluck cane*

dongeedee: its an interesting sight to see ladies scratching dia engine block & adjusting dia chain cover in public. my habit is peeing in public, anyhow, anywhere, wil try to quit.

thats the spirit

All wat u have written is just a story which is not accepted to me......u have just said wat u thought within urself which is not accepted.......so leave me alone and let me leave my life d way I want it.....and dats why am a Nigerian.......I can decide to eat any way I feel like and I go commot my prick anywhere anyday anytime.#shikena#

morenath: All wat u have written is just a story which is not accepted to me......u have just said wat u thought within urself which is not accepted.......so leave me alone and let me leave my life d way I want it.....and dats why am a Nigerian.......I can decide to eat any way I feel like and I go commot my prick anywhere anyday anytime.#shikena#

Caveman.

yuzedo: Op, bro, I hav a bad haBbit. sometim if nepa took lit in Banana Island, I normaly fill lonly. So I rob vaseline on my left hand, rob it on my write hand, pool down my g-string, and I...........................................

Soooooo, woz d topick anyway?

Lol.....you're such a clown.

This post has indeed made my Sunday! Funny from beginning to end! Esere86, u totally rock.
I got one for them dudes:
What's this that u guys be compulsively packing ur janglovers in public? Like it's too heavy for you and the sac comes inbetween ur thighs so u have to translocate it for all to see?
Pls keep ur ngwongwo in an aptly-designed men's briefs, made with cotton material. That will even make u forget for a while that u have a weight down there. Its just that our 9ja men just don't like to wear pant, only boxers that are as loose as the trousers they wear... What's the point ni?!

esere826:

Its extreme sha
but if u manage it well
u will look really posh

babes fit trip for you on top ya empty wallet

nawa o oga. Na me you dey do this kind thing. Anyway shaa. I'll take that as a compliment.

I believe the act of disposing waste indiscriminately on the street, should be included in the list. People need to become more environment-friendly. The presence of the LAWMA street sweeper on Lagos streets, is not even a justification to litter the place. The cleanliness of a city is a civic duty.

nu-well:
I believe the act of disposing waste indiscriminately on the street, should be included in the list. People need to become more environment-friendly. The presence of the LAWMA street sweeper on Lagos streets, is not even a justification to litter the place. The cleanliness of a city is a civic duty.

Tnx for that.
I left it out because i dont see much waste bins (if any at all)in lagos
if the government is able to provide such
then, yes, we should desist from throwing garbage on the floor

esere826:

Tnx for that.
I left it out because i dont see much waste bins (if any at all)in lagos
if the government is able to provide such
then, yes, we should desist from throwing garbage on the floor

Ha! Even if the government created portable trash cans that one could strap to oneself, some people would still not desist. Its already such an ingrained habit for so many. People need to change within themselves first. It is well sha

we've had our fun on the thread, but please, take what I've written seriously
Little steps like this add up to make a whole world of difference
We're now in a global village. How prepared are you to be the UN secretary general someday
Get prepared, tuck your cloak under your belt and run...I hear the sound of rain
http://biblehub.com/1_kings/18-46.htm

I wish you God speed

nicz one i wuld ajust

Damn hilarious and yet so educative. I salute u OP.

esere826:


Pardon me
I lack experience in the wild

I have never smelt fart in my church
I even doubt that the attendees can do a poo

Then you are a learner