DailyNews: funny facts about women
11. women are paid less than men except for one field: modeling.

21. women love parties more than burial ceremonies, whereas men love burial more.

27. women do not like in-laws
28. women hate laws and rules
29. women hate black color

MRbrownJAY:

wrong, female P O R N actresses are being paid more than male actor.


WTF, who are those men that love burials more than parties?!



lol, how did you come up with that one? not all in laws are evil, and its a known fact that black clothing makes women look thinner/slimmer, therefore a favorite colors for many.

Vikin: This OP should be shot with bazooka gun

DailyNews: lolz, you guyz are definitely funny....anyway, I wasn't the writer of this piece...just liked it cos it made me laugh so loud in Church today I decided to share it here, wanted sharing it on the jokes section.

Who wrote it? Women, not girls. My church was celebrating women's day and the women were in charge of everything for the sunday service- from church bulletin, to virtually everything, and they compiled this piece themselves, and their chief editor is a professor, with some other high caliber women- doctors, psychologists, etc....and they wrote this and almost all the congregation believed it and even laughed and said kudos to the writers, but listen to yourselves type just cos you are on nairaland, who knows if some of you were even in my church today and applauded this piece...lol

and to those shouting- the writer generalized, of course, in most sampling and opinion polls, there must be generalization, and it doesn't mean all...

Nigeria is a corrupt nation, are all Nigerians corrupt?

Doctors are flirts. are all doctors flirts?

Nigeria is a poor nation, are all Nigerians poor



When you read articles like this, don't be quick to condemn or take offense, just relax first, then reason and stop seeing everything from attack or bashing perspective cos DailyNews got no time for bashing, hating, beefing, or whatsoever...I am only here to share whatever I feel like sharing for those that care to read and be entertained....

Hey, its midnight, get back to sleep...goodnight folks

Vikin:

Then the gun shot should extend to those in ur church that loved this ish...I mean piece!

Vikin: This OP should be shot with bazooka gun

Vikin:

Then the gun shot should extend to those in ur church that loved this ish...I mean piece!

shizzle11:



[/b]you take things too seriously especially when its about women, you are meant to laff this off like the op just said [/b]

shizzle11:



you take things too seriously especially when its about women, you are meant to laff this off

Vikin:


Laff it off? Not even funny!

Waste of time! You should also be shot for laughing at this crap

DailyNews: funny facts about women

1. women love to shop, yet, they hate to pay for it
2. a woman can't stay a week without buying new clothe
3. women never have anything to wear, so don't question the racks of clothes in the closet cos you just won't understand
4. women love to cry, so don't always bother yourself with why they cry.
5. women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6. women love to talk. in fact, silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it even if they have nothing to say.

7. women cant keep secrets. they eat away at them from the inside, and they don't view it as being untrustworthy, provided they only tell two or three people.

8. women love going to public restrooms in groups to enable them gist and gossip.

9. if a man goes on a 7-day trip, he will pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some clothes twice; but if a woman goes on a 7-day trip, she will pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she will feel like wearing each day.

10. women brush their hair before bed.

11. women are paid less than men except for one field: modeling.

12. women love to talk on phone. a woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

13. women are highly secretive to men but cant hide their secrets from fellow woman, whereas a man would rather tell a woman his secrets than tell his fellow man.

14. women believe fantasy stories more than real life events.

15. women do not want a honest answer to the question: HOW DO I LOOK?

16. women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they will go out and spend more time checking out what other women wore, whereas men will prefer checking out what other women wore than check their fellow man.

17. the most embarrassing thing for a woman is to find another woman wearing the same dress she wore at a formal party.

18. when a woman says: I will be fine, she actually means: pls give me more attention.

19. a woman prefers to use her airtime to call her fellow woman than call a man.

20. a beautiful woman sees all men as bad people with hidden intentions, don't rush to talk to her, act friendly and don't compliment her beauty first.

21. women love parties more than burial ceremonies, whereas men love burial more.

22. every woman love travelling

23. women believe stories more easily than men.

24. women love company more than men, but can hide their feelings more than men.

25. women have higher self-control than men.

26. women hate to eat much at once; they prefer eating small at once, but continuous.

27. women do not like in-laws

28. women hate laws and rules

29. women hate black color

30. women want to be loved by all, but they want to love only one person.

yellowpawpaw: I did not c anything wrong with wat he wrote.women r guilty of most of these things.its a general view anyway so one don't hv to be guilty of all.eg I lv black very well. Tryd hair brushin at night,no way but a friend does that religiously. I can't count up to 8 times I've attended burial.will just disapear except one that my presence will be felt.
Thanks op ,though some r quite funny.

Godmother: Apart from Nos 1,2,3,10,11,15,16,17,21,22,29 d rest are okay. And even at that they are relative

DailyNews: funny facts about women

10. women brush their hair before bed.

Lol, not necessarily! Most women don't wipe make up off their face before bed, let alone brush their hair. Bathing before bed would have been a more realistic assertion

11. women are paid less than men except for one field: modeling.
Rubbish! Where did you get this information from? Earning money has nothing to do with the gender. There is a salary range for all job roles, and gender doesn't play any role in it.

13. women are highly secretive to men but cant hide their secrets from fellow woman, whereas a man would rather tell a woman his secrets than tell his fellow man.
False, women are freer with men than women. They tell their secrets to men.

19. a woman prefers to use her airtime to call her fellow woman than call a man.
You are just contradicting yourself. What world are you in? Women like men, so they call men more.


28. women hate laws and rules
Lol, no comment

Pataki: This thread should be moved to the jokes section - no?

Monicasque: i think you have done your research bro but you said woman hate black whereas most woman love black coz it makes them look smaller

DailyNews: lolz...I made that point based on my own personal observations- most of my female cousins hate black color, and I know some females too who hate black and I have heard it somewhere, so I decided to add it up....my bad

Vikin:
I thought i shot you?