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abasshassino:
Morning boss!,welcome back!

abasshassino:
5003204695,standard chartered bank,thanks boss

Tolu121:
abasshassino don create 3billion account to match alexistaiwo's 100 million alternative accounts



Mehn this is a battle of G-MAIL

If you no get plenty gmail account you no fit survive,

Alexistaiwo should better go meet youngcee for his alternative accounts


THE KING is just watching

12AD:
Let the group decide : like for abasshassino. Share for alexistaiwo

12AD:
Let the group decide : like for abasshassino. Share for alexistaiwo

gabazin080:
this thread has gone to the dogs. imagine one small boy wey win small change will just wake up one day and be telling his uncles to crack jokes because he wants to dash � them only 10k.
you will now see senior men dey crack dry jokes untop 10k.
God no go shame us
good that man � no be God

alexistaiwo:
Maths teacher: What is 10÷3


Tolu121 the porn addict: The answer is _Threesome....

Ewuhausa1 the drunkard: The answer is 333

Locust the bet addict: why can't we just book 10 odds on bet9ja and then remove 3 odds inside to get the answer?

Maths teacher:.......

Melaye:
Wife caught her husband checking his betslip in the toilet, husband pretends its a tissuepaper, Now Madam don go flush baba 10million naira winning ticket

We still dey family meeting since yesterday.

cc: 12AD

abasshassino:
THIS MIGHT BE LONG BUT READ IT TO THE END, YOU WON'T REGRET IT.

Jejely woke up with my last 13k in my account this morning,was scrolling as usual on Facebook when I saw the fixed match page I have been following for a while,one mumu spirit come say oya click on the page na,naso I click o my brother,after each scroll,the more convinced I was and his last post was "today's game just landed",109 odds 100% safe,just 5 slots and will expire in 1 hour..and his WhatsApp number was left at the end,MUMU ME!,MUMU ME!,naso I save the number message am..

He said the game is 10k and has a 100% success rate,naso I don already calculate 3000*109=327000..make me sef come pepper nairaland betting thread like the boss 12AD with the ticket after e don green,naso I send am the 10k,the first game was energetik vs rukh Brest,correct score 3-2,match start away score fist,I don dey shine teeth say this fixed match shit is the real deal!!,naso I dey scroll LiveScore like my life depend on it,second goal enter,body start dey shake..my brother see how match take end,I don cry for voice note tire for francis ibinabo,but na different funny gifs e dey send me,the only message e send for me be say him self e shock am too,anyway if your name is Francis ibinabo and wake up without your penis tomorrow,no blame anybody

CC 12AD

techmaster092:
For this pick if d game end goalless, will it be a lost bet

21void:
una wey dey play first goal by kicking have mind mehn. Cos I can't.


Very nice win. Congrats bro.

techmaster092:
U obviously have enemies here, dats what happen when u start helping people and can't help all, jst do your thing, drop games when u feel like assisting anyone do, m not even in support of someone winning n then sharing crumbs because we don't know when d next winning will come.... So forget about all dis replying every mentions, d more u talk d more u bring yourself down

youngcee:
12. AD a sore loser...you don report TheRealProphet and mod don ban am....Therealprophet is your worst nightmare

BrutalLafamilia:
12AD see your man number call am with private number swear for am.

BrutalLafamilia:
Who can generate this on 1xbet, I will give you 100 airtime.

sukhothai:
alright sir.... Sukhothai is the same person as Oyikocho

311407.9702
Odeh F O
Firstbank

Thanks very much bros

sukhothai:
Good mornin bro..how your night go


You say make i remind you again in the morning

Shittaakeem:
The Malaga game you dropped is the only game that bust my ticket today.
I would've won 6k with 100naira

ugobi2555:
Person go dey happy
Very smiling
Enter bet9ja shop
Next 1 hour
If you see am as him dey comot
Him face go squeeze
Abeg wetin happen
Nah the matter we dey try settle oo

alexistaiwo:
Just another day at the doctor's office.


Doctor: I am very sorry, your eyesight is gone.
Patient: Does that mean that I won't be able to see again?
Doctor : Unfortunately, yes.
Patient: I won't be able to watch Arsenal players take to the field or watch my wife UnCloth?
Doctor: I am afraid, yes.
Patient: Thank goodness, two less nightmares to worry about. Doctor, where can I learn Braille?
Doctor: What do you need to learn it for?
Patient: How do you expect me to make my daily contributions to Alabi Inc if I can't read Braille.
Doctor:.........

sukhothai:
Cc 12AD

TheRealProphet when asked to calculate anything that does not involve bet9ja odds