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oyikocho:
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Firstbank Sir
Godbless

ClownPrinceOfPi:
12AD seriously this guy's joke won? Wonderful. Ali baba proteges congrats for wasting your time.

oyikocho:
thank you sir... Today blessed die

Can i drop it here?

SultanOfPuna:
True life story
One of my cousins, start betting 2018 before I join 2019 dey bet.
This guy first game he won 5k
The thing shak am, him come dey feel like lord of punters.
Him other games click too. We all happy for am.
The next bet him do stake am 12k the outcome 1.4 million
I swear 16 of those matches enter.
This my cousin confidence enter gear 5
Him come dey do window shopping,
Him tell him babe to write list of things she wants buy expensive or cheap. Him dey tell us say him go soon turn millioniare.
Omo him use all him remaining money flex us as we dey wait make the last game click.

The last game come cut. That my cousin cry like newborn baby.
I have never seen a grown man roll on the floor inside bar dey cry. The thing funny when I remember how him dey roll for floor inside bar Wey guys dey.
Ever since then him Neve bet again till today

bestmutiu2019:
We got to a place called 'Bishop court' or so around 8pm.
The place was dark and I was reluctant to cross that junction. Smart, always claiming to be a hard man left me and approached the girl's hostel while I waited from afar. Like 50meters away from me, he saw two angry looking guys standing, the girl he was trying to woo just left them. Next thing Smart asked those guys "Na Amaka be that?" imagine! Trying to woo a cultist's gf.
From my 50meters position, I heard the loudest slap ever. Cold shivers ran through my spine. That kinda slap that affects every sensory organ, your eyes, nose, tongue, eardrum etc. According to him, he started hearing little whispers of "give them your phone" hehehehe. "Phone wey dem no even ask for"
Smart humbly brought out his phone and handed to the 'Slapper' The slapper limbos his left hand again and wipes Smart another Sunami Slap. This time he started hearing whispers of "show them your unlock pattern"
LoL
That second Sunami sent me like 2kilometers away from that territory. Since then to woo woman just dey taya me.

Melaye:
i used to be poor in geography until i started betting now i've gone all over the world without a map thanks to bet9ja

x2x2:
I was staying with my anty years back,that was how someone sent me booking code.. He said its fixed game to start in 10mins.. It was 5m on the potential winning.. They had already told me to remove mattress from the fence,if rain wan fall . Cloud just dey gather before I reach betting shop,before e reach my turn,rain don start o . I still wait play d game.. My mind was,as soon as the 5m show,I go buy better foam for my anty them.. Could you blive I never even reach hux ,wen d mumu guy who sent me the game said,I shouldn't bother playing the game,that it was from wrong source.. Actually d game cut.. I lose foam ,lose money,come chop beating join.. I was so annoyed, and depressed.. Man don suffer sha..

udwise123:
A friend of mine asked me if I'm willing to go to
London... See question!!
Who wants to stay in this Nigeria where
1. Fowls rape themselves
2. Exam questions come out before the proposed
examination date
3. Bigger Banana are cheaper while smaller ones are
expensive.
4. You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get home, you
realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira and meat 30
Naira.
5. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try drinking
the Garri for 20 Days straight, Falz Glasses will be small
size compared to your own.
6. You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get home to
see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1)
7. Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing the road because
They don't want to die again

Melaye:
my dad gave me 5k to go pay nepa bill na so i enter lotto shop go play raffle draw to win 10million + a car before you know my money don japa and i went home with nothing.. my dad beat me like a criminal that night.

the next day we all woke up to see a brand new car parked outside our gate na so all of us start to cry yes the NEPA people don bring their car to cut our light.. my dad beat the shit out of me once again

SultanOfPuna:
This Morning I tell myself say if I bet again make fowl shit for my head.
This evening I no know the kind witch Wey make me go place 200 naira bet again. thanks
After my series of lossing streaks..
Chaiiii who send me
See as Everywhere RED

ChizzyBuna:
I'm New Here
Make una Welcome Jare
I just won 44k last week with 100 naira
So I no be una mate!!!
My name is Chibuna aka Chizzy Burna

Just post games or lock up
Stop wasting e-space with memes
Especially Nlposter
Dude needs to be locked up and forced to watch all his Gifs for 7 days without food or water.

oyikocho:
12AD na your mate be that o

SultanOfPuna:
Morning bro, please remember me
Too many haters dey this thread.

Ewuhausa1:
You're really stoopid

Have some respect boy

SultanOfAbia:
Guy if you send me this money. I go cry like pikin. You really saved me I swear

SultanOfAbia:
5k my bro. God will forever bless you
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