yuzedo: 1. I remember when i trekked from Ikeja to Surulere to play super nintendo. i lost dat day eh? na for mushin i find myself.

2. When i tried to drive my father's car after church, because it was parked on a slope they put in in gear one to prevent rolling, na so i mistakenly remove am from gear. my problems in life started then as brake no gree work (volvo), handbrake too hard to activate, i was just rolling down into a valley, onlookers shouting, my life flashing before me when one woman agilely jumped inside the car, with one hand she threw me out of the car, while simultaneously bringing it under control. omo, dat madam suppose dey wear cape cos na superhero she be!

3. All the "mummy + daddy" games i played all those small gehs my mates now dem dey do shakara and dem no dey gree give man "dat tin"

alexarelano: • I'd put my arms in my shirt and told
peoples I lost my arms
•Would restart the video game whenever
I knew I was going to lose
• Had that one pen with four colors, and
tried to push all the buttons at once
• Waited behind a door to scare someone,
then leaving because they're taking too
long to come out. • Faked being asleep, so I could be carried
to bed
• Used to think that the moon followed
our car
•Tried to balance the switch between On/
Off.
•Watching two drops of rain roll down
window and pretending it was a race
•The only thing i had to take care of was
a school bag.
•Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to
death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights when off.
*hide my manhood behind my legs to form d shape of vigina;
*I thought satan was black and had horns on d head.....
*Wen i was a child, afta eating expecialy
rice, i use my mouth to wash d plate.
*Used to scrape d surface of my desk in
schl and inhale it as SNUFF.
When ur tooth remove, u add seven stones + goat faeces 2 it & throw it on the roof & run inside b4 it fall...

Yomieluv: one of my childhood experience I would never forget was that I hate Mondays then, I always cry to school every Mondays.

there was one particular Monday, mum got angry at my constant. crying to school that she beat me to school in full glare of my classmates, and passerby.

she went to work very late that day.

I love you mum, for making me love Mondays, and being the oga at the top now.

Abu Mikey: If U̶̲̥̅̊ come from poor family U̶̲̥̅̊ go knw say ♍Ɣ childhood boring like white!!!

alexarelano: • I'd put my arms in my shirt and told
peoples I lost my arms
•Would restart the video game whenever
I knew I was going to lose
• Had that one pen with four colors, and
tried to push all the buttons at once
• Waited behind a door to scare someone,
then leaving because they're taking too
long to come out. • Faked being asleep, so I could be carried
to bed
• Used to think that the moon followed
our car
•Tried to balance the switch between On/
Off.
•Watching two drops of rain roll down
window and pretending it was a race
•The only thing i had to take care of was
a school bag.
•Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to
death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights when off.
*hide my manhood behind my legs to form d shape of vigina;
*I thought satan was black and had horns on d head.....
*Wen i was a child, afta eating expecialy
rice, i use my mouth to wash d plate.
*Used to scrape d surface of my desk in
schl and inhale it as SNUFF.
When ur tooth remove, u add seven stones + goat faeces 2 it & throw it on the roof & run inside b4 it fall...

alpha conde:


You must be less than 30 years

alexarelano: • I'd put my arms in my shirt and told
peoples I lost my arms
•Would restart the video game whenever
I knew I was going to lose
• Had that one pen with four colors, and
tried to push all the buttons at once
• Waited behind a door to scare someone,
then leaving because they're taking too
long to come out. • Faked being asleep, so I could be carried
to bed
• Used to think that the moon followed
our car
•Tried to balance the switch between On/
Off.
•Watching two drops of rain roll down
window and pretending it was a race
•The only thing i had to take care of was
a school bag.
•Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to
death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights when off.
*hide my manhood behind my legs to form d shape of vigina;
*I thought satan was black and had horns on d head.....
*Wen i was a child, afta eating expecialy
rice, i use my mouth to wash d plate.
*Used to scrape d surface of my desk in
schl and inhale it as SNUFF.
When ur tooth remove, u add seven stones + goat faeces 2 it & throw it on the roof & run inside b4 it fall...