A Christian pastor is fighting for his life after he was beaten into coma when condoms fell out of his Bible during a preaching session in a bus. According to a local news source, the Daily Post, the pastor whose name was not released, was nearly killed Saturday morning at Toyota Bus Stop by the popular Ladipo Spare Parts Market in Mushin, Lagos, Lagos State, Nigeria.

The pastor boarded a bus in Apapa and started preaching to the passengers, uttering statements such as, “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The devil invented make-up! Weave-on is from marine kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!” Some of those on the bus were so moved, they started falling under the ‘anointing’.


John Mbakogu, a witness on his way to his shop at Ladipo, told Daily Post: “People were just falling as he was laying hands. One man almost fell out of the bus under the influence of the Spirit. It was amazing until he raised his hands to cast the demons out of one girl, and two Durex condoms fell out. The angry men in the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s preaching about sex suddenly got really angry and pounced on him, who all of a sudden started shouting, I also preach safe sex! Safe sex is good!”


The paper reports police had to be called to the scene to save the pastor’s life. Two arrests were said to be made, and the condoms were retained as evidence.

thundey95: A Christian pastor is fighting for his life after he was beaten into coma when condoms fell out of his Bible during a preaching session in a bus. According to a local news source, the Daily Post, the pastor whose name was not released, was nearly killed Saturday morning at Toyota Bus Stop by the popular Ladipo Spare Parts Market in Mushin, Lagos, Lagos State, Nigeria.

The pastor boarded a bus in Apapa and started preaching to the passengers, uttering statements such as, “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The devil invented make-up! Weave-on is from marine kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!” Some of those on the bus were so moved, they started falling under the ‘anointing’.


John Mbakogu, a witness on his way to his shop at Ladipo, told Daily Post: “People were just falling as he was laying hands. One man almost fell out of the bus under the influence of the Spirit. It was amazing until he raised his hands to cast the demons out of one girl, and two Durex condoms fell out. The angry men in the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s preaching about sex suddenly got really angry and pounced on him, who all of a sudden started shouting, I also preach safe sex! Safe sex is good!”


The paper reports police had to be called to the scene to save the pastor’s life. Two arrests were said to be made, and the condoms were retained as evidence.

Sickening

So what if he had condoms? Does that entitle him to be mercilessly beaten? What if he was to use it on his wife

Buhahahahah! What a story.

Atheist:-D:


Sickening

So what if he had condoms? Does that entitle him to be mercilessly beaten? What if he was to use it on his wife

That would be Onanism.

thundey95: A Christian pastor is fighting for his life after he was beaten into coma when condoms fell out of his Bible during a preaching session in a bus. According to a local news source, the Daily Post, the pastor whose name was not released, was nearly killed Saturday morning at Toyota Bus Stop by the popular Ladipo Spare Parts Market in Mushin, Lagos, Lagos State, Nigeria.

The pastor boarded a bus in Apapa and started preaching to the passengers, uttering statements such as, “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The devil invented make-up! Weave-on is from marine kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!” Some of those on the bus were so moved, they started falling under the ‘anointing’.


John Mbakogu, a witness on his way to his shop at Ladipo, told Daily Post: “People were just falling as he was laying hands. One man almost fell out of the bus under the influence of the Spirit. It was amazing until he raised his hands to cast the demons out of one girl, and two Durex condoms fell out. The angry men in the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s preaching about sex suddenly got really angry and pounced on him, who all of a sudden started shouting, I also preach safe sex! Safe sex is good!”


The paper reports police had to be called to the scene to save the pastor’s life. Two arrests were said to be made, and the condoms were retained as evidence.

This story is a crock of bullshit. I for one will NEVER allow someone preaching on a bus to lay hands on me. HECK NO. And people falling under the power... In a bus?? Casting out demons...in a bus? Bullshiiit.

So he was with condoms and he was beaten up? Who in his right senses will put condoms in a bible? What happened to wallets and pockets?? BULLSHIT STORY.