@makavele
u lil, besides u did not qualify

Shaz:

What's this I'm seeing??
Gay dealings??

hahaha, well, that's what it is, girl.

Oh, people, it's the ostrich!

That wasn't meant for me but y'all.

@MAKAVELE

Dude pls respect ur self and stick to the rules . . . .why u do u choose to battle when ur not even on the list of netcess who qualified . . . .i told u homes . . . . .ENTRIES ARE CLOSED, . . . .no room for u aight . . . .so i suggest u grab a bag of pop-corn and enjoy the show. . . for free son . . . .much repect


***********************ATTENTION NETCESS*******************

KINDLY DISREGARD MAKAVELE



**********************RESULTS FOR OBEDZ VS SHAZ*************************


OBEDZ

delivery: 4

word play : 4

metaphors/similes: 4

dissing : 4

rhyming : 4

TOTAL = 20

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SHAZ

delivery: 5

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 6

dissing : 7

rhyming : 6

TOTAL = 30

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SHAZ WINS


*****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 2

KNIFE 1

SAUCEKID 1

FLOWSHOW 1



+++++++++++++++ INVITES TO BATTLE ++++++++++++++

FLOWS INVITES KNIFE (flow go ahead and drop ur 16 bars,knife u got 24hrs to respond)

MARKOLINI INVITES SAUCEKID (same as above)

@knife , you are dead meat. check it

lyrically sick and auspicious ,flowshow delicious ~quick to rip jaws
flowshow multis wit no flaws ~watch me stand tall~ rip u till u fall ~word u with clause (claws)
success aint 4d lyrically weak~ because when i spit ill~u will get sick !
knife beating flow is like djs playing cds on betamax turntables
get ma swag on ~cut your typing fingers off ~turn u to an internet disable
with the sharpest of 'knifes'~ you still Wouldnt 'cut'~reason why? u so blunt!
this pussi lookalike sounds like a bitch with jerry cunt  (jerry curls)      
cut your beef into pieces~ with the same knife that u bring to me, **
dissect your vocal organs ~like its bleeping dissectomy**
lyrical highness ~flowshow 'the majesty'~make u lose your sanity
heard your rhymes are great ~damn right~ like vanity upon vanity
reap your head off~shut d Bleep up~ like dickss rippin virginities
knife's eager to battle flow ~like a girl coming out of puberty
flowshows sicker than ten talib kwalis**
i speak hard rhymes ~because am the cutest lyrically**
crush u like milk teeths ~smashing on sweet smarties
knife rhymes are flappy ~just like his mommas undies
sick and dangerous ~flowshows delectable
me beating u is easy ~like knife cuttin vegetables
flowshows metaz hard  like hot 'knife'  into butters
make your bars look foolish ~like ice blocks turning to water ***
comparing knife and flow ~is like digital to analog
you against me ~is like black & white tvs to lcds
multis n metaphors none hotter than how flow show thrusts
with the biggest of mics~ this orangutan wont just bust
with nameplays and metaz ~you stand no chance ~like a loser sittin on a thin fence
16bars of flowshow is hotter than hell's blast furnace~knife's hungry ~chop rice
knife is unable to respond like i told a deaf person a knock knock who is there joke
flowshow busts like a 'river' boat~ thats why mcs get carried away with my 'flow'

lunch is served~markolini laced with macaroni
his head as the main course~the rest i splay with honey
hommie yous so funny~try to give me a run 4 ma money
you aint got a chance~tick tock,da clock's runnin
like a bitch in heat~i still keep ya cummin
but after this fight~next to me u're nothin
be ready
like a thief in the night~i'm geared up for this fight
b4 dawn~you'll be left like a fishfrost in tha ice
what gives bitch nigga tha guts to say ma name
forgettin so quickly~to me,yous still a dame
guns drawn~be set for a western showdown
when the clock strikes midnight~a funeral lockdown
dont play with me nigga~as you see i aint got no patience
i slice ya to lil pieces~cos i aint got no reticence
livin tha life of a playa hater
blown ya wide open like a volano crater

@HYBRID-X

NO offence meant,

I would wanna sort it out with markolini on a seperate thread,

@shaz

RULE 8.  FOR MC'S GRADED ONE STAR-GENERAL ,YOU MUST BATTLE AT-LEAST 3 TWO-STAR GENERALS(DEFEATING AT LEAST 2 TWO-STAR GENERAL) IN COURSE   OF BATTLE .



@TIANSHE  INVITATION TO BATTLE BY SHAZ . . . TIANSHE U GOT 24HRS TO REPOND



 ******************RESULTS FOR FLOWSHOW  VS   KNIFE************************




FLOW

delivery: 4

word play : 5

metaphors/similes: 4

dissing : 4

rhyming : 3

TOTAL = 20

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KNIFE

delivery:  5

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 6

dissing : 5

rhyming : 7

TOTAL =  29

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WINNER IS KNIFE  



                      *****************BAR-METER********************

                                 SHAZ 2

                                 KNIFE 2

                                SAUCEKID 1

                                FLOWSHOW  1



   @MAKAVELE

good ,if u got issues with markolini and u wish to sort it on another thread . . . thats fine by me man. . . . its a free world . . . get ur message across to him aight and sort ur ish out . . . .

stay fly bro

@sauce
u dead meat, i'll be back fo ya

@ makavele
you so desperate to die, y have u chosen ur death in my hands, y did u not select other merciful opponents?

@Markolini

there's a new thread on da "rap battles'

come for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

its titled MAKAVELE vs MARKOLINI

@makavele his royal illness will grace ur thread whenam through wit sauce

@brid
give me till tomorrow to post my ish, stay chillin bro

@shaz&hybrid
flowshow is inviting shaz to battle. she got 24 hrs to post.

@hybrid
flow vs knife results accepted in good faith, but i woulda prefer the battle verses broken down, anyways its all good , unlike africankings ,,,game spirit bro. results accepted in good faith.

@shaz
u got 24hrs to accept and post ur verse

@shaz

dont get it twisted dear . . . .

RULE 8 DOES NOT LIMIT U . . . ITS ONLY REQUIRED THAT IN THE PROCESS OF HITTING THE 5 BAR MARK . . . U NEED TO EARN 3 BARS FROM UR FELLOW ONE-STAR GENERALS AND 2 BARS FROM 2 STAR GENERALS . . . . IN THE PROCESS U GET TO BATTLE AT LEAST (A MINIMUM) THREE 2-STAR GENERALS . . . .SO SHAZ U STILL GOT ROOM FOR AT LEAST ONE MORE ONE-STAR GENERAL

Shaz:

Brid,

Anyways, i still can't battle Flowshow yet

i sense fear , hybrid she should lose by forfeit in case of battle call out rejection . so hand me my bar pls. according to rule number 4

@ markolini

lunch is served~markolini laced with macaroni
his head as the main course~the rest i splay with honey
hommie yous so funny~try to give me a run 4 ma money
you aint got a chance~tick tock,da clock's runnin
like a bitch in heat~i still keep ya cummin
but after this fight~next to me u're nothin
be ready
like a thief in the night~i'm geared up for this fight
before dawn~you'll be left like a fishfrost in tha ice
what gives bitch nigga tha guts to say ma name
forgettin so quickly~to me,yous still a dame
guns drawn~be set for a western showdown
when the clock strikes midnight~a funeral lockdown
don't play with me nigga~as you see i aint got no patience
i slice ya to little pieces~because i aint got no reticence
livin tha life of a playa hater
blown ya wide open like a volano crater

@shaz

ok i see what u mean . . . actually u can battle as much netcess u wish to in the process of earning ur 5 BAR MARK . .your 5BARS should equal 3 STARS(earned from ONE-STAR GENERALS) and 2-STARS(Earned from TWO-STAR GENERALS)

Mathematically

3BARS(from three 1-star generals) + 2BARS(from two 2-star generals) =5BARS


my rule 8 strictly gave u a minimum of netcees u need to battle,assume u continued with ur winning streak then the formular above will surely apply.


assuming u dont have a winning streak . . . . the formular below could apply

3BARS(from (Three+x) 1-star generals) + 2BARS(from (Two+X )2-star generals) =5BARS where x =additional netcees

DO YOU DIG?


IT SEEMS OUR TWO-STAR GENERALS ARE NOT RESPONDING . . . . MIGHT BE COMPELLED TO CHANGE SOME RULES HERE . .




*****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 2

KNIFE 2

SAUCEKID 1

FLOWSHOW 1

since shaz is scared to face me now, any other netcee with guts should accept my invitation. common anyone !

@ FLOW
point of correction my bro . . . shaz is not scared to face u man. . . .she just cant do 2 battles at the same time . . .so make another pick bro, aight . . .u better gear ur self to battle a 2-star general soon . . . u cant escape it if u wan to win this tournament . . .may i suggest u pick on wordsmith ?

@shaz

u finally got the war u wanted . . .like tinashie said . . .shoot first . . . .


@tianshe

i doubt if u was aware that wordsmith actually invited u for battle . . . .u never responded . . . .why?

@saucekid

[b]when i logged into d forum it was murder he wrote/
n when u try to skeet on me/ there'll be blood on my coat/
not my blood, not her blood, but your blood on my coat
cuzz i don't see myself dissin a nigerian goat/
u juss on pussy ass nigga wit the mind of a roach/
live your sorry life like u's a fairy tale toad/
i'll murk u like it was the hills have eyes 3/
take your soul to the devil like johnny blaze will/
your aftermath'll look like hurricane mitch/
your lifes a glitch filled wit stiches n shit/
hey sauce, what do u think o u ending as my dinner?/
u haven't got a choice,sauce, u prolly in my burger/
shred u wit a sickle like i was d grim reaper/
spray em slugs n scatter u like arnorld shwarzenegger/
sauce? i never knew sauces rap n speak english/
u should be on my grain/ or gone wit pepperoni/
your punches are so lame u like d pigs in kalahari/
i'll end your dirty life slit ya throat with blade n tight ish
i'll be your worse nightmare cuzz u walked into my kill web/
a broke butt nigga smell like u sellin poo ware/[/b]

HYBRID-X:

@ FLOW
point of correction my bro . . . shaz is not scared to face u man. . . .she just can't do 2 battles at the same time . . .so make another pick bro, aight . . .u better gear your self to battle a 2-star general soon . . . u can't escape it if u wan to win this tournament . . .may i suggest u pick on wordsmith ?

ok hybrid. i hereby invite wordsmith to battle. 24hrs deadline for smith starts now. smith drop ur 16s in 24hrs. hybrid take note of d invitation