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Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by Shaz(f): 8:19pm On May 05, 2008 |
What's this I'm seeing?? Gay dealings?? |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by markolini(m): 9:14pm On May 05, 2008 |
@makavele u lil, besides u did not qualify |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by chiogo(f): 9:57pm On May 05, 2008 |
Shaz:hahaha, well, that's what it is, girl. |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by Shaz(f): 10:05pm On May 05, 2008 |
Whoelse would it have been 'cept the Chicken?? |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by chiogo(f): 10:16pm On May 05, 2008 |
Oh, people, it's the ostrich! |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by Shaz(f): 10:22pm On May 05, 2008 |
Ok then, fishcake, leave it in the freezer |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by chiogo(f): 10:37pm On May 05, 2008 |
That wasn't meant for me but y'all. |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by HYBRIDX(m): 7:57am On May 06, 2008 |
@MAKAVELE Dude pls respect ur self and stick to the rules . . . .why u do u choose to battle when ur not even on the list of netcess who qualified . . . .i told u homes . . . . .ENTRIES ARE CLOSED, . . . .no room for u aight . . . .so i suggest u grab a bag of pop-corn and enjoy the show. . . for free son . . . .much repect ***********************ATTENTION NETCESS******************* KINDLY DISREGARD MAKAVELE **********************RESULTS FOR OBEDZ VS SHAZ************************* OBEDZ delivery: 4 word play : 4 metaphors/similes: 4 dissing : 4 rhyming : 4 TOTAL = 20 ================================================================================ SHAZ delivery: 5 word play : 6 metaphors/similes: 6 dissing : 7 rhyming : 6 TOTAL = 30 ==================================================================================== SHAZ WINS *****************BAR-METER******************** SHAZ 2 KNIFE 1 SAUCEKID 1 FLOWSHOW 1 +++++++++++++++ INVITES TO BATTLE ++++++++++++++ FLOWS INVITES KNIFE (flow go ahead and drop ur 16 bars,knife u got 24hrs to respond) MARKOLINI INVITES SAUCEKID (same as above) |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by Shaz(f): 2:54pm On May 06, 2008 |
Brid, I noticed you said One-star generals must battle at least three Two-Star generals and defeat at least two of them, in order to reach 5 bars. . There's only four two-star generals, hope that don't change nothing. . Anyways, Calling out Tianshie, you got 24 hours from now to drop your verse, good luck |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 3:22pm On May 06, 2008 |
@knife , you are dead meat. check it lyrically sick and auspicious ,flowshow delicious ~quick to rip jaws flowshow multis wit no flaws ~watch me stand tall~ rip u till u fall ~word u with clause (claws) success aint 4d lyrically weak~ because when i spit ill~u will get sick ! knife beating flow is like djs playing cds on betamax turntables get ma swag on ~cut your typing fingers off ~turn u to an internet disable with the sharpest of 'knifes'~ you still Wouldnt 'cut'~reason why? u so blunt! this pussi lookalike sounds like a bitch with jerry cunt (jerry curls) cut your beef into pieces~ with the same knife that u bring to me, ** dissect your vocal organs ~like its bleeping dissectomy** lyrical highness ~flowshow 'the majesty'~make u lose your sanity heard your rhymes are great ~damn right~ like vanity upon vanity reap your head off~shut d Bleep up~ like dickss rippin virginities knife's eager to battle flow ~like a girl coming out of puberty flowshows sicker than ten talib kwalis** i speak hard rhymes ~because am the cutest lyrically** crush u like milk teeths ~smashing on sweet smarties knife rhymes are flappy ~just like his mommas undies sick and dangerous ~flowshows delectable me beating u is easy ~like knife cuttin vegetables flowshows metaz hard like hot 'knife' into butters make your bars look foolish ~like ice blocks turning to water *** comparing knife and flow ~is like digital to analog you against me ~is like black & white tvs to lcds multis n metaphors none hotter than how flow show thrusts with the biggest of mics~ this orangutan wont just bust with nameplays and metaz ~you stand no chance ~like a loser sittin on a thin fence 16bars of flowshow is hotter than hell's blast furnace~knife's hungry ~chop rice knife is unable to respond like i told a deaf person a knock knock who is there joke flowshow busts like a 'river' boat~ thats why mcs get carried away with my 'flow' |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by saucekid(m): 3:47pm On May 06, 2008 |
lunch is served~markolini laced with macaroni his head as the main course~the rest i splay with honey hommie yous so funny~try to give me a run 4 ma money you aint got a chance~tick tock,da clock's runnin like a bitch in heat~i still keep ya cummin but after this fight~next to me u're nothin be ready like a thief in the night~i'm geared up for this fight b4 dawn~you'll be left like a fishfrost in tha ice what gives bitch nigga tha guts to say ma name forgettin so quickly~to me,yous still a dame guns drawn~be set for a western showdown when the clock strikes midnight~a funeral lockdown dont play with me nigga~as you see i aint got no patience i slice ya to lil pieces~cos i aint got no reticence livin tha life of a playa hater blown ya wide open like a volano crater |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by Knife: 4:09pm On May 06, 2008 |
Y'all, I welcome you to the 'flowshow' of 'flowshow's' blood. . I Knifed him Hit the tunes, bruv. . . . . . . I'll be rippin this confused dimwit like a Kung-fu misfit Scatter his clattering teeth with Chinese feeding chop-sticks You think you 'flow', haha. . the only time you flowin is when a nigga shanks u I'm the knife that takes your life, cut way deeper, hard 4 u to heal from this Shark's bruise It's a fact-proved, we ain't on no shoulder level when rap is concerned So get the Bleep off, child, till you get your lessons learned, this case is adjourned This Bolaji clone dreams of me and gets wet dreams He's a gay, dick-riding motherfucker, hang his mouth under dicks for cum cream This show-off's brain got knocked-off, madman's parading naked round Holloway A punch from me hit this fucker dead like a trailer in the motorway Claim to show flows when you can't make 'day' and 'tray' rhyme Your hoe' bit shows, the only multis u've given is making 'gay' and 'shame' common big-time How come the only thing this idiot bagger brags about his 'momma's undies'??[I wonder!] This knife will cut ur tongue, bleach it Wish-wash your mouth like pajamas in laundries Aint in the mood, bitch, go a-head, bitch, Bleep u gay Come and battle me next time when your momma stop being a harlot, parrot All you got is a large mouth and a nutcase for a brain You a pinky, kiss the dust, bosh, you lived in vain and the 'flow' got drowned in my rain(reign!) |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by makavele: 5:09pm On May 06, 2008 |
@HYBRID-X NO offence meant, I would wanna sort it out with markolini on a seperate thread, |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by HYBRIDX(m): 5:22pm On May 06, 2008 |
@shaz RULE 8. FOR MC'S GRADED ONE STAR-GENERAL ,YOU MUST BATTLE AT-LEAST 3 TWO-STAR GENERALS(DEFEATING AT LEAST 2 TWO-STAR GENERAL) IN COURSE OF BATTLE . @TIANSHE INVITATION TO BATTLE BY SHAZ . . . TIANSHE U GOT 24HRS TO REPOND ******************RESULTS FOR FLOWSHOW VS KNIFE************************ FLOW delivery: 4 word play : 5 metaphors/similes: 4 dissing : 4 rhyming : 3 TOTAL = 20 =================================================================================== KNIFE delivery: 5 word play : 6 metaphors/similes: 6 dissing : 5 rhyming : 7 TOTAL = 29 =================================================================================== WINNER IS KNIFE *****************BAR-METER******************** SHAZ 2 KNIFE 2 SAUCEKID 1 FLOWSHOW 1 @MAKAVELE good ,if u got issues with markolini and u wish to sort it on another thread . . . thats fine by me man. . . . its a free world . . . get ur message across to him aight and sort ur ish out . . . . stay fly bro |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by markolini(m): 5:39pm On May 06, 2008 |
@sauce u dead meat, i'll be back fo ya @ makavele you so desperate to die, y have u chosen ur death in my hands, y did u not select other merciful opponents? |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by makavele: 5:48pm On May 06, 2008 |
@Markolini there's a new thread on da "rap battles' come for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its titled MAKAVELE vs MARKOLINI |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by markolini(m): 6:12pm On May 06, 2008 |
@makavele his royal illness will grace ur thread whenam through wit sauce @brid give me till tomorrow to post my ish, stay chillin bro |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 6:17pm On May 06, 2008 |
@shaz&hybrid flowshow is inviting shaz to battle. she got 24 hrs to post. @hybrid flow vs knife results accepted in good faith, but i woulda prefer the battle verses broken down, anyways its all good , unlike africankings ,,,game spirit bro. results accepted in good faith. @shaz u got 24hrs to accept and post ur verse |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by Shaz(f): 6:30pm On May 06, 2008 |
Would have loved to battle you Flowshow but I got battle only two-star generals now, according to Hybrid's rule 8, since I already have 2 bars. . plus, I've got a battle with Tianshie, why don't you just sit back and watch? |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by HYBRIDX(m): 6:49pm On May 06, 2008 |
@shaz dont get it twisted dear . . . . RULE 8 DOES NOT LIMIT U . . . ITS ONLY REQUIRED THAT IN THE PROCESS OF HITTING THE 5 BAR MARK . . . U NEED TO EARN 3 BARS FROM UR FELLOW ONE-STAR GENERALS AND 2 BARS FROM 2 STAR GENERALS . . . . IN THE PROCESS U GET TO BATTLE AT LEAST (A MINIMUM) THREE 2-STAR GENERALS . . . .SO SHAZ U STILL GOT ROOM FOR AT LEAST ONE MORE ONE-STAR GENERAL |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by Shaz(f): 7:04pm On May 06, 2008 |
Brid, 1. I still have a battle open with Tianshie, or can I have two battles open at the same time? 2. Plus, calculate this, I have battled 2 one-star generals, if i'm to continue with the winning streak, I must have battled at least 3 two-star generals. . if i battle Flowshow next, and i win, i might not be able to battle another 2-star general in the cause of this isht. . if at all i have to battle Flowshow, it would be after i have battled 3 two-star generals. Try calculating this to understand what i mean. . Anyways, i still can't battle Flowshow yet |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 7:22pm On May 06, 2008 |
Shaz: i sense fear , hybrid she should lose by forfeit in case of battle call out rejection . so hand me my bar pls. according to rule number 4 |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by saucekid(m): 8:50pm On May 06, 2008 |
@ markolini lunch is served~markolini laced with macaroni his head as the main course~the rest i splay with honey hommie yous so funny~try to give me a run 4 ma money you aint got a chance~tick tock,da clock's runnin like a bitch in heat~i still keep ya cummin but after this fight~next to me u're nothin be ready like a thief in the night~i'm geared up for this fight before dawn~you'll be left like a fishfrost in tha ice what gives bitch nigga tha guts to say ma name forgettin so quickly~to me,yous still a dame guns drawn~be set for a western showdown when the clock strikes midnight~a funeral lockdown don't play with me nigga~as you see i aint got no patience i slice ya to little pieces~because i aint got no reticence livin tha life of a playa hater blown ya wide open like a volano crater |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by Shaz(f): 12:13am On May 07, 2008 |
Flowshow, it won't cost me nada to murk you on your own shit, but I got a battle with Tianshie now, due within the next 16 hours, until then, I can't battle you. I WILL battle you after Tianshie, so keep your pussy-lips shut |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by HYBRIDX(m): 7:48am On May 07, 2008 |
@shaz ok i see what u mean . . . actually u can battle as much netcess u wish to in the process of earning ur 5 BAR MARK . .your 5BARS should equal 3 STARS(earned from ONE-STAR GENERALS) and 2-STARS(Earned from TWO-STAR GENERALS) Mathematically 3BARS(from three 1-star generals) + 2BARS(from two 2-star generals) =5BARS my rule 8 strictly gave u a minimum of netcees u need to battle,assume u continued with ur winning streak then the formular above will surely apply. assuming u dont have a winning streak . . . . the formular below could apply 3BARS(from (Three+x) 1-star generals) + 2BARS(from (Two+X )2-star generals) =5BARS where x =additional netcees DO YOU DIG? IT SEEMS OUR TWO-STAR GENERALS ARE NOT RESPONDING . . . . MIGHT BE COMPELLED TO CHANGE SOME RULES HERE . . *****************BAR-METER******************** SHAZ 2 KNIFE 2 SAUCEKID 1 FLOWSHOW 1 |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by tianshie(m): 10:31am On May 07, 2008 |
@Shaz Aiight kid.You shoot, it would be my pleasure to do you |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 10:47am On May 07, 2008 |
since shaz is scared to face me now, any other netcee with guts should accept my invitation. common anyone ! |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by HYBRIDX(m): 10:55am On May 07, 2008 |
@ FLOW point of correction my bro . . . shaz is not scared to face u man. . . .she just cant do 2 battles at the same time . . .so make another pick bro, aight . . .u better gear ur self to battle a 2-star general soon . . . u cant escape it if u wan to win this tournament . . .may i suggest u pick on wordsmith ? @shaz u finally got the war u wanted . . .like tinashie said . . .shoot first . . . . @tianshe i doubt if u was aware that wordsmith actually invited u for battle . . . .u never responded . . . .why? |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by markolini(m): 11:38am On May 07, 2008 |
@saucekid [b]when i logged into d forum it was murder he wrote/ n when u try to skeet on me/ there'll be blood on my coat/ not my blood, not her blood, but your blood on my coat cuzz i don't see myself dissin a nigerian goat/ u juss on pussy ass nigga wit the mind of a roach/ live your sorry life like u's a fairy tale toad/ i'll murk u like it was the hills have eyes 3/ take your soul to the devil like johnny blaze will/ your aftermath'll look like hurricane mitch/ your lifes a glitch filled wit stiches n shit/ hey sauce, what do u think o u ending as my dinner?/ u haven't got a choice,sauce, u prolly in my burger/ shred u wit a sickle like i was d grim reaper/ spray em slugs n scatter u like arnorld shwarzenegger/ sauce? i never knew sauces rap n speak english/ u should be on my grain/ or gone wit pepperoni/ your punches are so lame u like d pigs in kalahari/ i'll end your dirty life slit ya throat with blade n tight ish i'll be your worse nightmare cuzz u walked into my kill web/ a broke butt nigga smell like u sellin poo ware/[/b] |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by FLOWSHOW: 3:52pm On May 07, 2008 |
HYBRID-X: ok hybrid. i hereby invite wordsmith to battle. 24hrs deadline for smith starts now. smith drop ur 16s in 24hrs. hybrid take note of d invitation |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by Shaz(f): 5:16pm On May 07, 2008 |
Tianshie, here goes. . [b]Yeah, yeah, I know, you know that we all know the lines you're bringing in "She's a bitch, RoosterDrinker, homo", and all the other things your mama's been, bitch I'm crushin ya tactics, I'm a lyrical beast, while no one thinks this gays-sick, he's a fagstick The fact that you've been so long in the game ain't nada, 'this old man' is gettin his ass whipped! Ya not a threat to me, u've been here a whole lifetime and u still suck, I'll never give this queer kudos You a wannabe gangsta, how hard can 'Tee' be? Ma bars keep you captive and kill you like they did Benazire Bhutto You are old and rusty in this thing, ya grip on reality is looser than your grandma's vagina at least u aint lie, at least u got principles, but like magic, ima put u to sleep im like the Sandmans behind ya You turned pussy @ the sight of ma winning streak, you wish I had a d*ck you could suck, dude?? I caught your half-baked trick, you want to flow next because i'ma def. break your neck, don't try being rude I really don't know why you think you do wordplay. . no one understands you You got busted and got ran off this site. . then came back like you were brand new Dawg, I don't know why you keep up with the rap. . because you're a waste to the world See what happens everytime I blast??I leave you with more black spots than there is on the face of your girl Don't bother wasting time posting nothing, because I read all your lynes yawning, 'shit!' Tianshie's so desperate, at the mo', he's buying lines from his uncles' kids You're a pussyhole, I dint need to battle you, you're as heavy as a tissue roll Roll the drums, 'Tee' is dead, from giving heads, he was scared to go first, now i left him cold[/b] Gd luck, Tianshie. . I gave you a 24-hour deadline but you exceeded it. . so you've got another 24hours, hope that would do |
Re: "Star Warz Re-loaded". . . Battle Of The Illest (Shaz) by Nobody: 5:43pm On May 07, 2008 |
@ 'Brid what da deal? nigga hook me up with one of these one star clowns, they sure need schoolin peace! |
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