is it too late for anybody else to join the rap battles

@shaz aka sars

flowshows surprising~ hybrid doesnt like semantics~ my flowshows surpass it
check it~delay tactics wont work shaz~u got headache~bitch get a fcukin phensic 
u aint in ma battle league~go get yourself bleeped up like masturbation***
cozz flowshow is showing up on you~ more times than your tv stations
shaz got skills?~her pussi tight~Bleep her pussi bloody with cruel intentions
keep your eyes open~watch me turn your bar to a blindman stick~ walkin with no directions
throwin punchlines 4u is hard ~like midgets climbin mountain everest
wordsmith heard of me and said flowshow ''your flowshows are the cleverest''
flowshow style is unheard of ~like jesus biological father
if i take a dose of shaz medicine~i still wouldnt  'cuum' wacker !
i spit flows colder~ this mic checker carries heavyweights on his broken shoulder
gaddamnit~flowshow bout to rip it~flowshow da illest~flows bout to fall sick
lets face the facts ~flowshows got the balls that this virgin lacks
metaphors 'bigger than godzilla'~cut her more time than cards in poker games
impregnate her with so much sex~ to make her born sextruplets !
shaz is like cinderella ~flow's got the liver to make the enemies shiver !
flowshow da soul reaver~ wordplay beta than clever~that is y they call me the best ever !***
put u on top of your mom~ Bleep u both at the same time **
your shit can't 'blow' ~like nuns in deeper life**
even if shaz walks on project fame she would still come lame
slap you in the boobs to make your 'ass' pop outtta your bakassi
flowshow is more heard~ than songs in pac's life **
shaz full o shit~she is 'simmylar' to 'alexpissu' toilet ~because da bitch got no tissues**
beating you is no issue~ like`alexpissu in absence~ hybrid isnt going to miss you !
flow rude on da mic~`i suffocate you like bowties on bankers necks
watch me snatch your headtie with your head inside like ships in star trek!
when u see flowshow da gangsta~ recognise its time for danger
because am bout to rip shaz like a horse in a dog's manger
beating me is hard like your mom battling mook murda
flowshow da wordplay general ~watch me murder you and your motherfcukin mother
slash this piglet wit multis~crush this midget~ like wickets in cricket scores
my wordplays expensive~ like ford ~you can't afford**
keep this pussi running round ~like eyes on monopoly board  **   
make her pussi see 'redman' before she uses her 'method' !**       
crush this oochie~shatter this pussi ~with my multi-lyrical uzis**
flowshows wicked~leaves ya blood flowin like taps in your jakussi***
put her face in facebook and sell her pix for a five
so that niggas can ""goggle"" your pix and tell yahoo to give me a hi5
way before christians created christmas ~flowshow's been ill with lyrical sickness
u know why? because i can dip my hands in shaz boobs and remove her heart from its lyrical wackness !


hybrid  take her out of my face

[quote="Flowshow"]flowshows surprising~ hybrid doesnt like semantics~ my flowshows surpass it
check it~delay tactics wont work shaz~u got headache~bitch get a fcukin phensic 
u aint in ma battle league~go get yourself bleeped up like masturbation***
cozz flowshow is showing up on you~ more times than your tv stations
shaz got skills?~her pussi tight~Bleep her pussi bloody with cruel intentions
keep your eyes open~watch me turn your bar to a blindman stick~ walkin with no directions
throwin punchlines 4u is hard ~like midgets climbin mountain everest
wordsmith heard of me and said flowshow ''your flowshows are the cleverest''
flowshow style is unheard of ~like jesus biological father
if i take a dose of shaz medicine~i still wouldnt  'cuum' wacker !
i spit flows colder~ this mic checker carries heavyweights on his broken shoulder
gaddamnit~flowshow bout to rip it~flowshow da illest~flows bout to fall sick
lets face the facts ~flowshows got the balls that this virgin lacks
metaphors 'bigger than godzilla'~cut her more time than cards in poker games
impregnate her with so much sex~ to make her born sextruplets !
shaz is like cinderella ~flow's got the liver to make the enemies shiver !
flowshow da soul reaver~ wordplay beta than clever~that is y they call me the best ever !***
put u on top of your mom~ Bleep u both at the same time **
your shit can't 'blow' ~like nuns in deeper life**
even if shaz walks on project fame she would still come lame
slap you in the boobs to make your 'ass' pop outtta your bakassi
flowshow is more heard~ than songs in pac's life **
shaz full o shit~she is 'simmylar' to 'alexpissu' toilet ~because da bitch got no tissues**
beating you is no issue~ like`alexpissu in absence~ hybrid isnt going to miss you !
flow rude on da mic~`i suffocate you like bowties on bankers necks
watch me snatch your headtie with your head inside like ships in star trek!
when u see flowshow da gangsta~ recognise its time for danger
because am bout to rip shaz like a horse in a dog's manger
beating me is hard like your mom battling mook murda
flowshow da wordplay general ~watch me murder you and your motherfcukin mother
slash this piglet wit multis~crush this midget~ like wickets in cricket scores
my wordplays expensive~ like ford ~you can't afford**
keep this pussi running round ~like eyes on monopoly board  **   
make her pussi see 'redman' before she uses her 'method' !**       
crush this oochie~shatter this pussi ~with my multi-lyrical uzis**
flowshows wicked~leaves ya blood flowin like taps in your jakussi***
put her face in facebook and sell her pix for a five
so that niggas can ""goggle"" your pix and tell yahoo to give me a hi5
way before christians created christmas ~flowshow's been ill with lyrical sickness
u know why? because i can dip my hands in shaz boobs and remove her heart from its lyrical wackness !
[/quote]



[center]FU*CK THA LITERATURE
Tune: Ether[/center]

You got a flow problem? Bring it to the bank
Got enough punches to hook u by the balls you barely had
Yeah, people are really all on your limp little delapidated di*ck
you don't even know the true meaning, a decapitated prick
no head, no brain, you just a pathetic excuse of an ebonix major
You're not a hustler, if anything, you've got a chronic pager
and to be honest, majorly you deal with the swag, like your woman
bringing her in to get support cause you can't do this on your own-man
Go on, let edosioo write your verse for you, since she's better
Flowshow is nothing but a pathetic fake, like cheap car leather
I keep u amazed and reminiscin like "damn, u got ass ma`"
got u on lock your breathing's real stifled like u got asthma
Look, it's nothing to rip u, it's not like none of ya stuff is ill
Pumpin steel?? I'll leave this "bird in a box" like "KFC bucket meals"
Me no know why he's actin hard, in this race u can't pass me sir
You ain't even pass the par, You'll get popped & ripped Like acne Scars
You'so full of shit, you must the new-age soakaway
Made me go all vernacular, made me say 'ori e o pe'*
This half-a-line is for your grave, FI *****************************************
Whatever happened to edosioo - lol, fuckin' NY (the NY design, the way Y is on top of N)
Tha Way I Flow, it's Nairaland's Headlines, When He Flow, it's Red Lines (Flow's the pussy he got, he's got the curse - menses)
Heat blow, You're a dead dime, not only would you be unheard of, you'll be nowhere to be found like Ne-Yo's hairline**
You shouldn't have risked coming to the battlefield, now you're long gone
Now you've left poor edosioo & chasisgirl singin the Diddy song (I'll be missing you, honestly one tear dropped from me)

* vernacular for 'you're stupid'
** he wrote a line - 'flowshow style is unheard of ~like jesus biological father'

@flowshow

bro,i am not analyzing what u have posted. . . . i already complained that ur bars are just too lenghtly . . .all i want is 16bars bro nothing more nothing less . . . . . no disrespect man u gave u me ur word you wont exceed 16 bars . . . . i insist u stick to 16bars aight

be easy

he dey post too much

no cats on this thang again

@hybrid
hybrid i thot 16bars means 32 lines abi? correct me if thats wrong but i will cut that one down to 16 as you requested.

@shaz aka sars

flowshows surprising~ hybrid doesnt like semantics~ my flowshows surpass it
check it~delay tactics wont work shaz~u got headache~bitch get a fcukin phensic
u aint in ma battle league~go get yourself bleeped up like masturbation***
cozz flowshow is showing up on you~ more times than your tv stations
throwin punchlines 4u is hard ~like midgets climbin mountain everest
wordsmith heard of me and said flowshow ''your flowshows are the cleverest''
flowshow style is unheard of ~like jesus biological father
if i take a dose of shaz medicine~i still wouldnt 'cuum' wacker !
i spit flows colder~ this mic checker carries heavyweights on his broken shoulder
metaphors 'bigger than godzilla'~cut her more time than cards in poker games
impregnate her with so much sex~ to make her born sextruplets !
shaz is like cinderella ~flow's got the liver to make the enemies shiver !
flowshow da soul reaver~ wordplay beta than clever~that is y they call me the best ever !***
put u on top of your mom~ Bleep u both at the same time **
your shit can't 'blow' ~like nuns in deeper life holding a jack knife**
flowshow is more heard~ than songs in pac's life **
shaz full o shit~she is 'simmylar' to 'alexpissu' toilet ~because da bitch got no tissues**
beating you is no issue~ like`alexpissu in absence~ hybrid isnt going to miss you !
flow rude on da mic~`i suffocate you like bowties on bankers necks
watch me snatch your headtie with your head inside like ships in star trek!
beating me is hard like your mom battling mook murda
flowshow da wordplay general ~watch me murder you and your motherfcukin mother
my wordplays expensive~ like ford ~you can't afford**
make her pussi see 'redman' before she uses her 'method' !**
keep this pussi running round ~like eyes on monopoly boards **
slash this piglet wit multis~crush this midget~ like wickets in cricket scores
crush this oochie~shatter this pussi ~with my multi-lyrical uzis**
flowshows wicked~leaves ya blood flowin like taps in your jakussi***
put her face in facebook and sell her pix for a five
so that niggas can ""goggle"" your pix and tell yahoo to give me a hi5
way before christians created christmas ~flowshow's been ill with lyrical sickness
u know why? because i can dip my hands in shaz boobs and remove her heart from its lyrical wackness !


hybrid take her out of my face

but she's still in ur face

@saucekid
wack and sore losers always beef. urs is not a surprise.
why dont u allow hybrid do his thing abi u wan replace hybid?

***************************RESULT*************************************

FLOWSHOW VS SHAZ

FLOWSHOW


delivery: 4

word play : 4

metaphors/similes: 4

dissing : 6

rhyming : 4

TOTAL = 21



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SHAZ




delivery: 6

word play : 6

metaphors/similes: 6

dissing : 7

rhyming :5

TOTAL = 30


==============================================================================

SHAZ WINS




****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 3 BARS

FLOWSHOW 2 BARS

KNIFE 2 BARS

SAUCEKID 2 BARS

MALTHUSS 2 BARS

tianshe 1 BAR

*************************SORRY RTHGE PREVIOUS BAR-METER WAS WRONG*******************

BELOW IS THE CORRECT BAR METER ,KINDLY PARDON ME. . . . . .


****************BAR-METER********************

SHAZ 4 BARS

FLOWSHOW 3 BARS

KNIFE 2 BARS

SAUCEKID 2 BARS

MALTHUSS 2 BARS

TIANSHE 1 BAR

SHAZ IS JUST A BAR AWAY FROM SNATCHING THE TITLE . . . . . .HMMMMMMMMMMMM NEVER THOUGHT SHAZ WOULD COME THIS FAR . . . . . . . ANYWAYS THE BATTLES STILL ON . . . .

@ flowshow
dont get all riled up cus a girl whooped u

since there are no other mcsleft to battle , i hereby challenge simmy and shaz to a rematch.
simmy and shaz and knife ,kindly drop ur bars in 24hrs . one

@ the fam:

the 'Smith apologises for not keeping to this tourney. 'Brid was right, something was holding me down. . .and that was my academics!!! had a bloddy series of tests that i jus coulkdn't play with. . .and now them exams! Sorry fam, the 'Smith can't battle in this tourney.

@ Flowshow
No hating Son but, dang!!!!!, she whopped ya crack!!!!!

@ Shaz
Com'n gurl,Sup gurl?, you're taking this too personal, damn, you got my protecting my lil' man
while going thru ya shit, damn(shaking head)!!

@Everybody
Good Work People,

@Brid
One bro

@wordsmith

wassup bro ? see u man


@flow
i dont approve any re-match . . . . rememeber i run this joint aight . . .



*****************IN THE NEXT 48HRS ARE NO RESPONSE OR BATTLES SHAZ SHALL BE DECLARED WINNER OF THIS TOURNEY *****************

all hail the queen

@ hybrid-x

*********SHE SHOULD BE THA' WINNA OF DA' TOURNEY***********SHE'S MA BABIE, CAN'T WAIT TO CELEBRATE********AND PLEASE REMIND @FLOWSHOW, IT'S ONLY 16 BARS***************

LOVE YOU ALL, DA LYRICAL ILLEST -IN DA- MAKING!

@Shaz

Congratz on ur HRLH award, is it made of Gold or Tin?

@Hybrid-X

When is the next star warz tourney gonna' start. Am ready to drop my bars, 16 aiight?

too much hot blood
we've seen em. . . . they come,they fade off

@makavele

the next tourney? only time will tell bro only time . . . . . . i can assure u guys that the next tourney is gonnnna be off the hook . . . .

i wont say this tourne lived up to its potentials but its good enuf cos we have a new HRLH . . least expected too . . . alot of the netcees need to step up 'em games . . . . .plus alot of them well known ill-cats were kinda absent to say . . . . nevertheless SHAZ is the winner and i think she deserves it (fresh blood) . . . but doubt if she can retain the title in the next tourney (would love to see her up against some cats). . . . . . . . no disrespect SHAZ but u got a lot weight on those likl' shoulders of yours ma . . .


coming up soon is top ten ILLEST LINES FOR THE "STAR WARZ RE-LOADED TOURNEY " Watch out !!!!!!!!

SORRY GUYS COULDNT STICK TO JUST TEN LINES MAN . . . .DAMN U GUYS WERE ILL . . . .


*********************TOP LINES IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER ENJOY******************


You just a tease like a midget ho
You won a point for bravery kiddo but now you gon lose wit my killin blow

-tianshe @ shaz
You need more than braces to straighthen up your wack rymes
stick to what u know best keep givin niggaz head shines

-malthuss @ flowshow

u want to battle Malthuss 'cause u think it brings u fame
u can bounce on trampolins and still fall short of ma game
-malthus @ flow


This dude is so rusty, niggas' got cobwebs between his balls
-shaz @ malthuss


better sit da fu ck down better yet ass up n put yo face down
uglier than medusa with a make up thats why u get picked on at playgrounds
-malthuss @ shaz


yo rap life only spans four walls, behind closed doors on yo bedroom floor
spread out on all fours, a wack LovePeddler- d!cks piercin through yo back door

-malthuss @ shaz

guess that what u got them diapers for.This bitch flow in drips
rap career suffering early menopause now she just floss with d!cks
-malthuss @ shaz

Bleep u call yo self from sharn06 to shaz
after this lesson u gon change yo name to 'shagged'
-malthuss @ shaz

Battling Sauce has been my greatest pleasure - all i need is lack of effort
-shaz @ saucekid


I won this again, Leave you hungry for votes like Hillary & Obama
-shaz @ saucekid

The only time you hit right is when u're rubbing your clit
-shaz @ dathreat

Tell me why they got me battling a she-male weh resemble a female/
with a body of a black whale, contaminated toe nail(hmmm) enough detail/
-dathreat @ shaz

The only time ma boy, Obedz was close to cutting with a 9" was @ 8:55
-knife @ obedz

squeeze ya neck till u give up~turn your lungs to gizzards
because me beatin you ~ is easier than chinese eating lizards
-flow @ makolini

i'm just 8 lines into this prelude, look, everyone's laughing at - and not with - you
This cat got rabies. . he bites people's lines, and he does it with an attitude
-shaz @ obedz

lunch is served~markolini laced with macaroni
his head as the main course~the rest i splay with honey
-saucekid @ makolini

Hope she came wit va.gina glue Brid cause I’m rippin this pus.sy
Unloadin this uzzi I’m clappin hammers nailin this floozie
-tianshe @ shaz

I’ll leave you shook like an epileptic
your rhymes suck like a cleft lip, how you gon beat a champ wit beginner tactic
-tianshe @ shaz



THIS ARE TOP LINES FOR THE SATR WARZ RE-LOADED TOURNEY . . . . . . MUCH RESPECT

GREAT,
DA NEXT TOURNEY, ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

I Should Have Battled Shaz, Didn't See The Callout But Oh Well, There's Always Another Time.
Congrats, HRLH

congrats shaz the new hlrh, am looking forward to a day when all 8hlrh will meet in the grand master battles of them all.

hybrid, we all waiting anxiously for the next episode, am feelin so gud cos i came second thats quite an achievement. 1

I guess I was too late to join.