EI:

J,

Abeg look your GPS again, and tell me wetin e dey talk

No signal!!! NEPA don take light and diesel no dey (at 150 a lit)

checking

reading

asian hemisphere , 6 nautical miles to d wait, i see it , i see it, captain its in harbour near china, en route to india

nkc:

checking

reading

asian hemisphere , 6 nautical miles to d wait, i see it , i see it, captain its in harbour near china, en route to india

Nkc, no let EI get heart attack OO . you know say eem be old man. Not like us young ones

if clasifyin both of us as yung then, chei , EI na Papa

but na true i talk, the ship is nearing India now sef, For Loading b4 heading to d

African Shore is bout 6 months away

nkc and fotoD,

Sorry as I no get time to even peep in immediately after my last post. Na now I don fit look inside.

Na una get una mouth O!
China ke, India ni

Make the shp captain no try me, else like lungwun write some days ago, I fit recreate Darfur for dem O!

Na J, I dey wait to hear from - where de guy dey sef?

fear not

maybe J is in an auction, dont worry, by morrow, he will drop a line or two, but if ur blood is hot, text him, if it is boiling then call him

EI:

J,

Abeg look your GPS again, and tell me wetin e dey talk

ETA 30-06-08 to 03-07-08.  Land visible from ship's periscope.

e be like say nkc get ESP

j has come to the rescue

jenju:

ETA 30-06-08 to 03-07-08.  Land visible from ship's periscope.

e be like say nkc get ESP

Na now de correct information dey come, no be all those Chukwumerije kind (dis)information on India or Singapore  
We dey wait patiently - meself fit relocate to Lagos, buy my own high powered telescope to dey scan the ocean approach to Lagos sef  

nkc:



if clasifyin both of us as yung then, chei , EI na Papa

but na true i talk, the ship is nearing India now sef, For Loading before heading to d

African Shore is bout 6 months away

Una go surprise when una see me sha.
If I shave my bia-bia, wear jeans and T-shirt, una go fit elect me join those our Dream team go play for Naija for Olympics O (and I no go fail una)!  

Just last weekend as I visit my pikin school for boarding house, one of the house mistresses dey argue with anoda one say me na de brother (of my pikin) - de small girl of yesterday don match my 6' frame, inch to inch sha  

Sometimes e dey interesting for me and my wife when people dey understate our ages  
But as life be, sometimes person dey lose respect, no bi small tin  

my broda

d children of dis days, r growing very very fast, my cousin of age 1991 is now almost 7inch, i dont know where d guy thinks his heading

be old man, come dey look like boy boy with my small frame wey close to 6 sha

its all well and good

so i see u wan relocate with telescope, , no just try am na like 6 months time u suppose dey plan that travel

Pally,

Nooo! Make u no try my heart O! De thing still strongas God make am; by His grace

The moto no go take past this week wey we dey enter so. My latest schedule na to collect my moto in two weeks time max. The major plan wey I need de thing for na in 3-4weeks time.

If na 6mths time as u talk/joke about, even one month time, den na to sell am for Apapa be dat

no problem, yur car will come as planned in a few weeks

i really need 2005 avalon LIMITED,tokunbo, how much?

nkc:

no problem, yur car will come as planned in a few weeks

Of course it will come, no option

As planned?
In a few days at Lagos port, and a couple of weeks, in my car port

mabs:

i really need 2005 avalon LIMITED,tokunbo, how much?

Mab: If your budget is within N3.4 or more, I can get you the one pictured below or a similar one by late July or early August (Price reflects Lagos delivery). The lower the mileage the higher the price. The one pictured is right out of my lot but I have a few more.

Please send me an email tikola70@hotmail.com and I promise you the most rewarding buying experience. If you include your phone number I'll call you promptly.

LET'S DO IT AGAIN 

EI: 

Your ride is undergoing customs clearance and should be available for delivery in a few days. 

You engineers need to fix the telecom networks in naija, failure rate is appalling.

jenju:

EI:

Your ride is undergoing customs clearance and should be available for delivery in a few days.

You engineers need to fix the telecom networks in naija, failure rate is appalling.

J,

That is great news!

I'll call you later today to discuss further - not free now and afternoon looks crowded with various work engagements. Meanwhile my phone has been switched off all morning; it is back on now though,

did i hear anyone say engineer, hmmm, hmmm, hmmmm, hunh, hmmm, ok, maybe am dreaming, let me keep my ear open, cos if i hear such again, i will deal with whosoever says that, give him a whipping and a whapping, maybe its just my head, am on cool RED ALERT

From; Yahoo

2005 ACURA MDX TOURING NAVIGATION REAR DVD

VIN is 2HNYD18945H503141

I will deliver this car to Nigeria for 2.8m.

Yahoo,

I am interested but i am afraid of fraud. what are your terms to deliver and flexible payment options for this ride to at Abuja. In fact i am pricing one as at last week near my resident but did not like the DVD which was not factory fitted. For privacy, sent details to: ediobasi@yahoo.com.

Thanks

danderson:

From; Yahoo

2005 ACURA MDX TOURING NAVIGATION REAR DVD

VIN is 2HNYD18945H503141

I will deliver this car to Nigeria for 2.8m.

Yahoo,

I am interested but i am afraid of fraud. what are your terms to deliver and flexible payment options for this ride to at Abuja. In fact i am pricing one as at last week near my resident but did not like the DVD which was not factory fitted. For privacy, sent details to: ediobasi@yahoo.com.

Thanks

danderson,

If your budget is less than N3million, you can still purchase an MDX. You must,  however,  be open to a higher mileage car than the one which is the subject of this thread. Since you live in Abuja, you will be offered a 6 months warranty as well. 

Send me an email tikola70@hotmail.com and I will provide you with more detail including terms to deliver and flexible payment options etc.  If you include your phone number, I'll call you promptly.

Cheers,
J

Kola,

I have sent you a mail via my yahoo account.
Call me on: 09 460 84091 (OfficeLine)

Have a great day.

danderson:


I have sent you a mail via my yahoo account.
Call me on: 09 460 84091 (OfficeLine)

Have a great day.

Please check the second email I sent to you. Since you are in Abuja, this should be a very easy transaction to implement. No one answered your office phone when I called, send your cell phone to me via email.

Cheers,
J

danderson,

It was a bubbling pleasure to talk to you today. I appreciate your thoughtfulness, maturity, and courtesy. My lawyer/accountants in Abuja have been briefed on our agreement and hope to meet with you in the next few days. As soon as I receive confirmation that all is well, I will proceed with your request. I expect to get the vehicle by next Friday. Our Auction sites are closed this Friday due to the independence day holidays in the US.

WE ARE READY TO DO IT AGAIN!

jenju:

EI: 

Your ride is undergoing customs clearance and should be available for delivery in a few days. 

Guys! Una dey so ?

The good news is that the car, the Acura MDX (what this Thread is all about  ) has been safely cleared out of Lagos port today       

Some hours ago when my brother checked it out (and drove in it), confirmed the 0dB information Jenju gave earlier on. He repeatedly held on to two phrase as he described his experience, thus:
- "it was toooo beautifullll"
- "I was soooo impressed"

Na wah O! 
We thank God for His grace and provisions.

Many thanks and hurrays to:
- Jenju, for delivering on his promises
- Fotodaddy, for so much Lagos support resolutions (TOO MUCH MONEY!  )
- Inspired, for kind support wrt fixing the tinted glass permits (I no want olopa wahala  )

As the standard here is (incidentally initially proposed by myself  ), the pictures with Naija poto-poto will follow later   

PS: One of my colleagues is challenging Jenju to a repeat order for something very similar.
Well it is his choice to insist on my source; but I've posited my warning to Jenju that Inspired and Viperman are seriously on standby, if he fails to agree a good deal    

where is poto poto, enuf said

EI,
congrats. I will be in town next week wednesday. Hope you will permit me cruise this car along NPA road. just for 30 minutes. Biko now?

nkc:

where is poto poto, enough said

Shuooo! Take am easy bros.
But u suppose know say na only fotodaddy get moral right to insist on poto-poto like dat na! If I remember correctly, I never see the poto-poto for ya own na

Na only ya hand we see

waoosa:

EI,
congrats. I will be in town next week wednesday. Hope you will permit me cruise this car along NPA road. just for 30 minutes. Biko now?

Bros,
You go need Presidential permit (how Inspired call am sef) to enter dat motor O!
Make we yarn small for phone. Call me for extension x7xxx - where x na wetin u suppose know na

lol, u wan see poto poto, i no blame u, u tink say i live for potopoto region, bros me dis na FCT,


waoosa waoosa waoosa, make u no try me, u have to collect presidential pardon from me, then i will direct u to inspired for presidential permit, before u go reach jenju, for presidential approval, then fotodaddy, go give presidential nod, then finally viperman, go give u presidential bite, then u r good to go, just enter d car, b4 presidential kick go come from EI

NKC, too late. I cruise this car now. see lasman o. see police o.

Police: oga wey you permit for the tinted

Waoosa: Tinted permit? Inspire dey do am. You know inspire?

Police: Yes,na our man. You get the presidential approval from him?

Waoosa:Officer, I get. The scanned copy dey my mailbox

Police: For post office. oga Pls come down. who be inspire self.

Waoosa: For surulere. but na ur man now.

Police: Do something oga.

Waoosa: ok you know fotodaddy?

Police: The photograher for Ajegunle?wetin concern me with foto

Waoosa: I get presidential approval, presidential nod etc from these people.

Police: Oga enter ur car make we go station

Waoosa: Officer, e never reach like that. Ok take something

Vroom Vroom

waoosa



u made my day bro, so hows d coded digits( u and ei ) doing

yeah man. I spoke with him a couple of hours ago. The man just dey happy say him car don land.

yes oh, he shld be, jenjus cars are always stupifying, till date , gals and guys r still tripping, they say i am a criminal that i bot a new car, i tell dem, look at mileage, its old, they say nah, that i am a guru, that i changed it