We are too funny Nigerians!
Too funny- whenever i want a good laugh i come here!

Is so amazing how we all know what the problems are in Nigeria. And none of us can come up with a solution.

WE SHOULD ASK OUR SELF WHAT IS THE PROBLEM BETWEEN NIGERIA AND AI-Qaeda, THAT HE IS PLANING TO COME AND BOMB NIGERIA, BUT THEY SHOULD LET US KNOW THE PART THAT HE WANT TO BOMB SO THAT THOSE IN THAT AREA CAN TAKE OFF TO GHANA. AND THEY SHOULD FIND OUT VERY WELL FROM OUR TOP MUSLIM LEADER IN THE COUNTRY.

The Land is Green! Osama and the Al-Qaeda crew's bomb can not touch the GREEN LAND.Just believe me.

What specific interst do you thing these fuys will have on Nigeria when you have your own version here doing their job for them.
You have their clones every where in the legislature, the civil service, niger delta, arewa,opc,massob, police, army, judiciary,business,
and so on and so forth.

We are already destroying ourselves , so they do not need to come here. American Embassy?, DEm for don do am since, our country is too porous,
Hoe many Ghanaians are there in Germany holding nigerian passports? How many Indians/Lebanese etc are holding residence/expatriate quota to come in and be shopkeepers and transpoerters, I beg Make Okiro shut up, E no fit control road block where dem dey collect N20 na airport where dollar dey pass or Immigration, customs, airport , tin can Island abi Nigerian border e wan guard, Make we just dey live from day to day jare,

The Federation of Ahlus- Sunnah Organisation of Nigeria, an amalgamation of 30 Islamic groups in the country, has warned the Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Mike Okiro, against massive clampdown on Muslims in his current war against the Al-Qaeda terrorist group.

The warning was contained in the speech read by the Vice-President of FASON, Sheikh Mas’ud Adepoju, on behalf of the President, Alhaji Miftau Mustapha, at a news conference in Ibadan on Tuesday.

Adepoju, who addressed journalists in company with the Vice-President, Supreme Council for Sharia in Nigeria, Sheikh Abdur Rasheed Hadiyyatullah, and other notable Islamic scholars, described the alleged statement credited to Okiro on Al-Qaeda, as a false alarm.

He explained that Muslims in the country would have ignored Okiro’s statement especially when he had denied it, but expressed deep concern over an allegation that the IG had set up anti Al-Qaeda groups in police units across the country.

http://punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200805215243559

nowadays, common sense are very rare among some Nigerians especially the so called youth. is there any evidence that Al-Qaeda is planning to bomb Nigeria has false raised by Okiro? am imploring good people of correct senses to seek for evidence before comment. long life muslims, long life Nigeria, long life Nigerians!!!

Posted by: Mutiu (OAU, Ife) , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Let Osama come but warn him not to target civilian areas if he does it would be too catastrophic for him and his followers, he should focus on state and national assemblies,state houses but he msut leave Lagos state out of the attack - babasola is a performer

Posted by: john , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

kingsley,hv u ever asked urself why u are outside the shores of ur country wandering aimlessly?, hv u ever thought about ur future in a country where no hope lies for u?,do u think at all about the plight of ur suffering folks in nigeria? am sure u dont and if u do, u would raech a conclusion that u are really a complete failure cos u couldnt challenge a system that chases u all around!

Posted by: kunle , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

babs,its unfortunate ur comments came bfore mine.im not reffering to u but just read some comments that precedes urs.

Posted by: kunle , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008


my dear AYO, i was hoping you approached the issue with fact. FACT : the muslims have created the most stupid unrests in the history of this country. FACT : the man hours lost everyday that the country has to completely wait for them to go and pray everyday while vital work is not done is completely a tragedy. I developed worlds, the numbers would drive countries to implode. but here, monkey dey work, baboon dey chop ! shame on you partner !

Posted by: kingsley , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008


It is an extablished fact that common sense is not common to everybody, people like Kingsley are short-sighted and need not contribute to a sensitive issues like this. Instead of calling Okiro who raised a false alarm to order, in order not to create unnecessary panic in the country, Mr. Kinsley think Muslim should create a country of their own. Nonsense!. Stop making stupid contributions

Posted by: Ayo , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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If opinions of Nigerians are sampled today for them to choose between Oga Osama to come and bomb our rulers and PHCL to give us light, Nigerians would prefer Osama to come. Why , because they know that the rulers and PHCL would only do that for a season before we are back to darkness. Really, the plans of our rulers for the masses on Nigerians is at variance to the plan of good God. The population is annoying them, so they wanted to reduce us to the size of Ghana.

Posted by: Babatunde Ayeni(UK) , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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Kunle, pls be specific. Who are u refering to here? Okiro or Babatunde Ayeni who wrote be4 ur comments?

Posted by: Babatunde Ayeni(UK) , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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and to this panzie ABDULHAMEED, its all okay to view everyone as enemies of islam. but you can further help your cause if you simply just carve out the whole muslim territory and just go the Bleep away. you guys are the reason why this godforsaken country cannot move forward. yea nobody has the guts to say it, but I AM SAYING IT !

Posted by: kingsley , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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I have always said it, monkey dey walk, baboon dey chop. these fools are the reason this country would never attain its rightful place in the world because as they fight ever so much to drag all of us back to the stone age we in the commity of sane people are numbed. maybe they need to create a country of their own where they can be all muslims and leave us the Bleep alone, just like dubai. they can get expatriates to work for them so they can pray all day !this guys have weakened a nation !

Posted by: kingsley , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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Here is the beginning of a serious problem to erupts in this country. Will Sir Okiro kindly give the whole world his definition of al Qaeda? Mr Bush did his own in Iraq fooling the whole world that late Saddam Hussain harbous weapons of of mass destuction ,which he is yet to show the whole world till today .I hereby call on all Muslims torise up for the challenges ahead and prepare for the OKIRO War. May ALLAHgrant us victory over our enemies ,Ameen.Wa Salaam Alaykum .

Posted by: I A ABDULHAMEED , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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contd. done to the muslims is committed on a daily basis in africa but none amongst u has the audacity or the courage to challenge the system.i think pple like u should just bury your heads in shame and cry over this matter.

Posted by: kunle , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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views of misinformed and myopic minds as displayed here really speaks volume of reasons why peace remains a mirage in international or domestic society. i owe no son of a bitch an apology for exposing the gross misplacement of priorities of the IG and i think we really need to ponder on the issue of terrorism, we need to ask who really is terrorising the world and what is the cause of terrorism.i sympathise with africans and nigerians that leans on the blood sucker in us cos the same injustice

Posted by: kunle , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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Oga Osama, pls dont listen to dis my brother Okiro who wrote here. We need u badly in Nigeria. It seems u are the only one our rulers fear now. Their plan is to exterminate the poor masses of our people from Nig. so that the oil money would be enough for them to share. If this is the only contribution u can make for pls do it fast b4 these rulers hatch their plans.

Posted by: Babatunde Ayeni(UK) , on Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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Crack down on the supremacist, violent Muslims who riot and MURDER over a teddy near, a criticism (and there's plenty of those to go around!), a cartoon, or they blow up and kill and maim people trying to work and make progress while they do nothing to help make the world better. All they can think is kill kill kill sharia sharia sharia behead behead behead!

Posted by: Stephanie Anderson , on Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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I,m happy these guys are challenging Okiro and co and doing it openly, I would really love to see where this nation stands. Whether its the northern fanatics or the democractic setup that is running the country. It's been from sharia to al-qeada. If It's Massob, OPC or Egbesu, the federal govt will descend on them with heavy hand. Eyes are watching, this time bomb will explode soonest.

Posted by: hugorji , on Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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Who are these bastard Islamic groups, and what exactly do they for? Down the terrorists! Damn those blood thirsty sons of prostitutes!! From Afghanistan-Pakistan-Iran-Iraq-Northern Nigeria; shoot, bomb,kill, weed and wipe out all of those bastards from the face of the earth, just as God did to the Amalekites and and the Amorites because of their wickedness.George W.Bush for 3rd term to complete the war on terror!

Posted by: Okiro , on Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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there are really burning security issues in the country. the IG is just seeking means of disraction by unnecessarily creating terrorist tension in the country and subsequently arresting innocent muslims. how many militants has he arrested in the niger delta or day light robbers, this is highly unacceptable and nigerians are never deceived by this deceit.

Posted by: kunle , on Tuesday, May 20, 2008

"Mr. Okiro clearly does not have the character for the position he holds or he is seeking relevance. Or both. In the first place, if indeed there might be such a threat at some point, he should be looking to contain such information until the threat is obvious and with some sort of evidence to back up such an assessment, so as not to cause public panic. Also, what killed it for me is him issuing orders through the media. He should be informing the media that he has already issued such orders and not making a public show issuing them. This is an utter show of unseriousness bordering on incompetence. Combine this with the fact that the public has little or no confidence in the police. Most people would dismiss the 'threat' as soon as they see the story.
In any case, I believe that national security threats would (should) be addressed by the SSS and not the police and any information regarding such should come from them."
I couldn't agree more with the individual that posted this reply. Has the police finished handling domestic issues? They haven't finished putting fuel in their cars to catch robbers but they figure they have the facilities to detect and handle National issues!!! PPPPuuuhhh-lease!!! The police should handle their business and leave the SSS to handle theirs!!! okay, now they've told us Al'Queda wants to bomb Nigeria, then what? What are we supposed to do?Run back to our various villages and hide in caves? Give us full info and not dishing us 'half and half' jist coz they are obviously jobless!!!

Bomb Nigeria Never!

Kia this thread still dey.

The Al-quaeda group would rather watch Gay Porn, than waste their bomb on Nigeria.

They would rather give Osama Bin Laden to the U.S free of chaqrge than waste a whole loads of time even thinking opf strategies to bomb Nigeria

AL-QAEDA would rather dig more tunnels into America via Afghanistan than bomb Nigeria

OKIRO is a MUPPET for fabricating this foolish story

But talk of intelligence, what does he have upthere that made him conclude Nigeria was a target?

What an idiot!!!

dee02:

AL-QAEDA would rather dig more tunnels into America via Afghanistan than bomb Nigeria

OKIRO is a MUPPET for fabricating this foolish story

But talk of intelligence, what does he have upthere that made him conclude Nigeria was a target?

What an idiot!!!

Some kenyans and Tanzanians probably open their big mouth the way you dey
wide your own now before al qaeda strike for their dormot.

[b]FELLOW CITIZENS OF THIS NATION, I know we all have our opinions, but let's not forget that an opinion is an unproven belief. I know whatever God says is the final, which is why I decided to comment on this matter.
First of all, let me say a little about me. I am a born again child of God and have been saved since 1991. I have walked with God and known a little about His ways. I
n the year late PBO died, I was warned twice in a dream to raise serious prayers for her so that it will not happen. Well I thought I did my best, but it was not good enough.
Early this year I had a dream in which I saw the main man in Al-Qaeda. He was beckoning on his subjects in four different locations and it was a really serious mood. I inquired about the dream from the Lord and He told me to organize people to pray against terrorism. I have only done that partially but I have plans to SERIOUSLY intensify efforts.
From the little I've said, I hope you will join in any way you know, to pray for our Father Land. That bombing will happen if we do not ask God to help us. OH FATHER, HELP NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Al-quaeda is really unto Nigeria. PLEASE PRAY. [/b]

Godismine:

[b]FELLOW CITIZENS OF THIS NATION, I know we all have our opinions, but let's not forget that an opinion is an unproven belief. I know whatever God says is the final, which  is why I decided to comment on this matter.
First of all, let me say a little about me. I am a born again child of God and have been saved since 1991. I have walked with God and known a little about His ways. I
n the year late PBO died, I was warned twice in a dream to raise serious prayers for her so that it will not happen. Well I thought I did my best, but it was not good enough.
Early this year I had a dream in which I saw the main man in Al-Qaeda. He was beckoning on his subjects in four different locations and it was a really serious mood. I inquired about the dream from the Lord and He told me to organize people to pray against terrorism. I have only done that partially but I have plans to SERIOUSLY intensify efforts.
From the little I've said, I hope you will join in any way you know, to pray for our Father Land. That bombing will happen if we do not ask God to help us. OH FATHER, HELP NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Al-quaeda is really unto Nigeria. PLEASE PRAY. [/b]

PHONEY PASTOR

But seriously, thanks but no thanks PASTOR METUSALAH

LMFAO

You hear all sorts of joggernauts when the world is coming to an end!

Blimey!!!!

What do they hope to achieve?

I THINK BIN LADEN HAS BETTER PROBLEM THAN CONSIDERING NIGERIA AS ONE OF HIS VICTIM. HOW CAN THE I.G VERIFY THE AUTHENTICITY OF SUCH INFO, I JUST HOPE THIS IS NOT A LEAD THAT MAY PROPEL THE AL-QAEDA NETWORK TO BE LOOKING TOWARDS NIGERIA AS A VERY LIABLE PLACE TO EXHIBIT HER WORLD TERRORISM. WE MUST PRAY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE IN NIGERIA ARE EVEN MORE DESTRUCTIVE THAN THE WEAPON OF WAR IF WE CONSIDER THE SUFFERING OF NIGERIANS THE ISSUE OF THE AL-QEADA NETWORK CAN BE VIEWED AS INFINITESIMAL.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

Police needs more money to fill their account

Interesting !!!! Hmnnnnnn. Mike Okiro, I'm not surprised

Some funny comments Some very paranoid ones, phoney ones and some cheeeeeessssyyyyyy ones.

BS if I may say

dangermous:

Some kenyans and Tanzanians probably open their big mouth the way you dey
wide your own now before al qaeda strike for their dormot.

Don't mind them. They are the same ones that will say the Government didn't warn them.

dangermous:

Some kenyans and Tanzanians probably open their big mouth the way you dey
wide your own now before al qaeda strike for their dormot.

Mariory:

Don't mind them. They are the same ones that will say the Government didn't warn them.

PLEASE don't tell me u believe in the rubbish AL-QAEDA stories?!

If both of you are gullible enough to believe that slowpoke called Okiro then that is sad

Nigerian Government is inept, corrupt, incompetent and useless

Make u panic when you don't need to and make u not panic when u need to

You are shitting yourself about some fabricated piece of headline grabbing story, what a shame!

Al-qaeda bomb Nigeria, farcical non-entity!

Have u started buying defence equipments both of u? Because even if they try, OKIRO wont protect u guys!!

hez dat hopeless!

oga police
let me tell u what has been bombin nigeria

arm robbers via high ways,banks,homes etc

police harrassment, road blockage

i know you listin, so stop makin a fool out of yourself pls

jungle cops

@ Peeboy
Al-queada, to bomb Nigeria? is it in the Niger Delta or Aso Villa and where are they targeting. Haba! Okiro, please tell Nigerian about the security situations in the Niger Delta and what your men are doing to stop the criminal activities going on there.
I don't really know what Nigeria did to Al-quada, that make us a target of attack. Are they attacking poverty, corruption, hypocritical religion or non performing sector of the economy? , what is even there for them to attack?
Security reports? from what source CIA, CID, SSS, we pray God to deliver us from the terrorist who bomb our hospitals, ruined the education sector, disconnect electric power from us, rigged elections and bombard us daily with distractive panels and false information.

Very well said.

every good government of the world keeps its populace away from panic.but unlike them,the Nigerian government has decided to come out and stylishly tell each and every1 to panic for an oncoming danger for people to later find out its a false alarm.

Nonsense! Waste of bomb and money! You think it is just a N1 affair to make bomb? They will save it for more useful bombings while they can make you guys blog your hearts away and give the Okiro idiots dem something to talk about.

BTW, if they wan waste their time and money, we would make it more worthwhile instead of just wasting the bomb. Yaradua's convoy, Goodluck, Obasanjo, IBB, Annenih, All past ministers, all past presidents, in fact everyone that has come remotely close to Federal or State governance should be bombed into extinction. That go help teach una a lesson make you develop that country and stop stealing and wasting that country.

Nigeria is already a bombed nation.

CyberG:


if they wan waste their time and money, we would make it more worthwhile instead of just wasting the bomb. Yaradua's convoy, Goodluck, Obasanjo, IBB, Annenih, All past ministers, all past presidents, in fact everyone that has come remotely close to Federal or State governance should be bombed into extinction. That go help teach una a lesson make you develop that country and stop stealing and wasting that country.

Further to above , all past governors i.e. IBORI, DARIYE, KALU AND other corrupt helmsmen gallivanting and waxing with profane eloquence would never know peace forever (and they would rot in hell)

It is a deformation of character for anyone to bring the Al-Qaeda's reputation so low, what is there to bomb in Nigeria, it will be a waste of bomb, time, money and energy to do it. The hunger, poverty and sickness is enough bomb to last nigeria a lifetime. The only people that are not bombed in Nigeria are the big names like, Baba-gi, Obasan, Ati, AlamBlow and their cronies.

AL-QAEDA the contract is for you to BOMB ASO ROCK & have ur money thats all

i dnt belive all this shit, is just wat sme guys write to sell their boring newspappers

How can some one open dere mouth to say that dey7 are planning to bomb naija, 4 where?
What have we got to offer d bombers, wat did dey say dey wanted?, as sorry, i just dont believe in dat, 2 me, its just dust, am guessing Okiro just wanted to have sometin to say

why and if is true their are well come bec we are already bomb by promises, and all fail but if Al-Qaeda promise to bomb us there really mean that, even if i dont know they reason.

Well, my opinion on this issue is that all these things of AL-queda bombing Nigeria is fake. Usually when Osama sends a message it is usually aired on Television so why dint we see any of these videos. Am sure the IP wants to say that Osama himself called him on his cell phone and told him. Nigeria has not done anything that deserves them to be bomb. For pits sake we are still a developing country. Why didn't they say they want to bomb China or Germany or some other first world country, what will they gain from it, absolutely nothing. Its just a plot so that Nigerians can say the Police force have done something good after years of total nonsense they call their job. Well God help us.