F.E.A.R.: F**k Everything And Run!

Don't follow me, I am lost too!

People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

SEX is not the answer. SEX is the question and YES is the answer!!




Kids in the backseat cause accidents
Accidents in the backseat cause Kids




Did You Ever Wonder, ()

Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?

What do you call a male lady bug?

When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?




Love is a sensation that starts by the temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation. Do you get the explanation or do you need a demonstration?




A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted




I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.




Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!




Sex is like MATH.
You ADD the bed
SUBTRACT the clothes
DIVIDE the legs
and MULTIPY




Good Girls are only Bad girls who did not get caught!!

na u talk am o.

Ayusman, Haba, you have not congratulated me oh.

i wanna wish you all the best am also a man u fans so the road that lead to moscow will never disgrace us am paul by name.