What about the top tea ad where one super fat fugly guy drinks top tea all through the day, flirts with his secretary and finally winks suggestingly as he closes the door on another female at night? My eyes roll with bewilderment and disgust. Or the silly idealist ads Bank PHB was selling to us about how cars will run on water and how they were already thinking like that at the bank; only to later close shop and faux-exist as Keystone. So much for vision and foresight.

Top tea advert.
Now can somebody explain 2 me wat was d motive behind an advert showcasing an original alakpere man who wakes in d mornin, drinks tea
In d office alone, drinks tea
In office conference meeting, drinks tea
In off-work hours, drinks tea wit colleagues
On arrival at home, drinks tea
They even went as far as showin d idiota sharin anoda cup of tea wit him babe or wife (left 2 me she looks like d housegurl sef )
he then locks d bedroom door wit d MOST USELESS GRINNIN SMILE EVER!
Meanwhile, it's been one particular cup d man had been usin 2 drink d said tea oo!
Very stupid advert. I couldn't sleep well d 1st day I watched it, got me fuming wit hot anger!

Mine is the Aeria advert where the woman said,I am like hey,she was like hey and everybody was like hey,to me all the exclamation is just uncalled for

Michael Sokoto: Top tea advert.
Now can somebody explain 2 me wat was d motive behind an advert showcasing an original alakpere man who wakes in d mornin, drinks tea
In d office alone, drinks tea
In office conference meeting, drinks tea
In off-work hours, drinks tea wit colleagues
On arrival at home, drinks tea
They even went as far as showin d idiota sharin anoda cup of tea wit him babe or wife (left 2 me she looks like d housegurl sef )
he then locks d bedroom door wit d MOST USELESS GRINNIN SMILE EVER!
Meanwhile, it's been one particular cup d man had been usin 2 drink d said tea oo!
Very stupid advert. I couldn't sleep well d 1st day I watched it, got me fuming wit hot anger!

LMAO! Dat serious? Chai!

nu-well:


LMAO! Dat serious? Chai!

Very serious oo my broda, top tea suddenly turned viagra! D mugu nor even use one pinch of powdered milk in any of d tea drinkin session, very silly

Flygeriansteve: Or the silly idealist ads Bank PHB was selling to us about how cars will run on water and how they were already thinking like that at the bank; only to later close shop and faux-exist as Keystone. So much for vision and foresight.

They couldn't predict their corporate failure.

Milo Adverts. They lied (USA 156 -73 NIG)

mine z de glo advert dat had a football setting... De refree was officiatin a penalty shoot out n hez fone rang... De content of de message z a #1500 BONUS FROM GLO N DIZ MADE DE REFREE TO RUN N IN JUBILATIO PLAYED DE BALL INTO DE NET OF DE GOALKEEPA WAITIN FOR HIS OPPONENT TO PLAY DE BALL.....Y WIL A REFREE EVEN GO TO DE FIELD WIT A FONE?

Uwakuwak: Mine is Ibu who always open his mouth too wide to kick against piracy as if lower class citizen no go chop

E be like say u be pirate.

blue eyes1: dat stupid,rubbish,foolish advert. Those children resemble pikin wey fit spik pigin?

hw pikin wem fit spik pigin dey look?

Does anyone remember that etisalat advert - ''So now, who wants my number?!'' - involving 2 girls giving out their numbers at a bar while d guys were on queue?

Very annoyyyyiing and pointless.

And this indomie advert with the grandma and lil kids :

''when ur mama small, she no gree me rest..''

Bloody liars. How old is indomie wey their mama don dey chop am from when she small

Shugamania:
Bloody liars. How old is indomie wey their mama don dey chop am from when she small

With a 25 year presence, that's certainly not impossible! They started via imports in '88 and set up a factory 7 years later. They even emphasize that point in their recent campaigns (they take you back to the '2 minutes noodles' era) and wanna de-emphasize the view that their product is only for young ones.

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Dettol is getting to me with all of these 'alarms'. Seems like the only safe thing to touch very soon will be their products cos if no one tells them about this over-the-board alarms, who will

I still think they're liars.

They came into Nigeria in '88 doesnt mean kids were crazy about Indomie in '88.

As for dettol, i wonder why the agency allowed those brainwashing adverts to air.


I was at my cousin's a few weeks back and the dettol handwashing liquid advert came on air where they advised against using bar soap to wash hands in order to prevent the spread of germs.
Then, my lil cousin asked if d little girl couldnt have gotten germs back on her clean hands by rubbing her mother's cheeks after washing.
Well, since they want the kids to see germs everywhere... technically, he's right.

For goodness sake, the handwashing culture is not even present in some homes yet and u're telling them not to use the regular soap they're used to. So what happens to those who cant afford d liquid? Should they do away with handwashing completely to prevent germ spread

Dont even get me started on the other 'water wey u fetch keep advert'. So homes that dont have running water and depend on 'water wey they fetch keep' for cooking and drinking should add dettol abi.

Silly, selfish people.

My annoyance with all Dettol adverts is dat they 'shoot' it in anoda country n will b disturbing us wit it

The advert i find most annoying is the ariel advert,where a woman was describing how stew was poured on her.
she went like:
she poured stew on me
i was like ahhhhhhh
she said ahhhhhhhh
everybody were like ahhhhhhh.


i dont know why but the advert gets on my freaking nerves

blackwall: Saka's mtn. I don port o

How can u hate saka's mtn advert, d advert good to me joor.

critique101:

E be like say u be pirate.

lol. Thats wot am thinkin too o.

Emzor paracetamol. Dat advert useless die, what's d need 4 d kingdom dance at d end? Mtchewww

candace16: Emzor paracetamol. Dat advert useless die, what's d need 4 d kingdom dance at d end? Mtchewww

Heavenly headache ni, too mush spiritual vision seen by d pesin wey get headache

Why on earth will Dansa make a TV ad for Ramadan urging one to have 'energy' by drinking Dansa fruit drink to break one's fast?

The ad shows one man sitting down tired, his friend comes to him asking why he hasn't gone for taraweeh prayers (a prayer offered after the last Salat in Ramadan), he complains that he has eaten (i.e. broken his fast) but is still tired. His friend tells him about using Dansa and the weather in the advert shows the sun hasn't set at all. A guesstimate for me is like they shot it around 5pm. Are they creating an impression you can break your fast during daytime just because they want to make a point That ad could've easily been shot indoors to save the misrepresentation.

i don't have the most annoying advert ,when i am watching TV or movies,i think all adverts are annoying.

PastelChic: ...erhm...posters and visitors to this thread maybe consumers,brandmanagers, advert practitiones or rep of advert agencies...this is nairaland...do the maths...do U get the picture? ..+there is nothing althogether useless,it just may pay somebody somewhere if they layed some of these contributions to heart, no matter how insignificant it may seem...this is a FORUM..a good number of people here may be gainfully employed,don't you think?

Bros, thanks 4 educating me.

person wey dey cry dey see road oo e dey watch better television station my friend galaxy na him oooo eeehhhnn

Lerin: Mine is the Aeria advert where the woman said,I am like hey,she was like hey and everybody was like hey,to me all the exclamation is just uncalled for

hahahaha.. My mom hates that advert ehnn.

Martinex12: mine z de glo advert dat had a football setting... De refree was officiatin a penalty shoot out n hez fone rang... De content of de message z a #1500 BONUS FROM GLO N DIZ MADE DE REFREE TO RUN N IN JUBILATIO PLAYED DE BALL INTO DE NET OF DE GOALKEEPA WAITIN FOR HIS OPPONENT TO PLAY DE BALL.....Y WIL A REFREE EVEN GO TO DE FIELD WIT A FONE?

that's an etisalat advert and if not for anything, i like the fact that it's funny.

D advert is vry ok.i lyk it

Bt i lyk d advert

[quote author=ohaleoghene] Guy dat advert is vry ok.u didnt get d concept

What's with the traditional dancers in that honeywell wheat meal advert?

Anyone remember one bank advert some few years ago where the bankers where sittin on folks cars as they where driving and following them everywhere like evil spirits