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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by SLIDEwaxie(m): 8:22pm On Jul 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


I got the id!0t talent from you and your 1 like dummy.

Great teacher bish!
undecided deranged being!
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 8:24pm On Jul 06, 2013
SLIDE waxie: undecided deranged being!

Like you!
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Feedmemore(f): 9:40pm On Jul 06, 2013
Lmao @ responses...bwhahahaha grin grin grin grin grin cheesy

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by free2ryhme: 1:47am On Jul 07, 2013
Mrs.Chima:
A man commented on my ikebe and I just smiled. Chima grew with rage and slapped me!

What should I do?! Lord knows I love Harpo...yes I do but so help me God..I will kill him dead!

On second thot .. You get big mental problem ...
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 2:34am On Jul 07, 2013
free2ryhme:

On second thot .. You get big mental problem ...

Bite me gayboy
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by free2ryhme: 2:53am On Jul 07, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Bite me gayboy

i cant imagine sinking my precious teeth into you .. I am not vampire ... Go get beta work do ooo
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 3:52am On Jul 07, 2013
free2ryhme:

i cant imagine sinking my precious teeth into you .. I am not vampire ... Go get beta work do ooo

Snore fest! Zzzzzzzzz.
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by free2ryhme: 4:26am On Jul 07, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Snore fest! Zzzzzzzzz.
mentally deranged womanhuman being
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Flygerian1(m): 4:47am On Jul 07, 2013
Or better stil, bleach his skin with acid to make him look fresh and charmin.
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 9:50am On Jul 07, 2013
free2ryhme:
mentally deranged womanhuman being

Like your mammy.
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 11:41am On Jul 07, 2013
LMAO! grin grin grin
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by olenyi: 1:49pm On Jul 07, 2013
ogb5: Mrs chima, with all this plenty people you are following online, I wonder why it took this long for Mr chima to start the slap reformatting session.

Mr chima is obviously a dull guy, you need more frequent slap reformat sessions.

Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jul 07, 2013
my sideline kick
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsCork2(f): 2:45pm On Jul 07, 2013
Wonder shall never end
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 3:54pm On Jul 15, 2013
AND I WOULD ALSO B1TCH SLAP YOU FOR COMING TO POST THAT ON HERE......
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 3:57pm On Jul 15, 2013
aaronson: AND I WOULD ALSO B1TCH SLAP YOU FOR COMING TO POST THAT ON HERE......

I double dare you! You ain't gon do shit!
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 10:30pm On Jul 15, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


I double dare you! You ain't gon do shit!

..ms Chima..its about time we Nyansh...serrriously..i aint got tiem for games anymooore angry
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 10:31pm On Jul 15, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..ms Chima..its about time we Nyansh...serrriously..i aint got tiem for games anymooore angry

Ain't you going to Nigeria soon? Hit the ho stroll while you are there.
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 10:35pm On Jul 15, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Ain't you going to Nigeria soon? Hit the ho stroll while you are there.


...yea we goin to Nigeria to find a bride but I go after women wit big nyansh plus heavy thigh like u..I dont do womens who loook like toooth pig. I love fat babes like u wink
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 10:42pm On Jul 15, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



...yea we goin to Nigeria to find a bride but I go after women wit big nyansh plus heavy thigh like u..I dont do womens who loook like toooth pig. I love fat babes like u wink

Plenty of fat chicks in Nigeria! Good luck!
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 10:45pm On Jul 15, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Plenty of fat chicks in Nigeria! Good luck!

...been told u have the 3rd biggest Nyansh on Nairaland after Sandboy & Mondicheeeks...so u my next project tongue
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 10:47pm On Jul 15, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


...been told u have the 3rd biggest Nyansh on Nairaland after Sandboy & Mondicheeeks...so u my next project tongue

You have a better chance of screwing Reality!
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 10:51pm On Jul 15, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


You have a better chance of screwing Reality!

...whats that supose to mean? angry
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 11:12pm On Jul 15, 2013
..ms chima...put up yor picture.... i want to measure somtin
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by free2ryhme: 1:35am On Jul 18, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Like your mammy.


and u be person mama ...tufiakwa!!!


Vomit humanbeing
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 2:17am On Jul 18, 2013
Walking in and see trash....walks out.
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by donem: 2:10pm On Jul 22, 2013
Glancing through your replies to comments, considering the fact that you are married is shocking to say the least.

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 2:12pm On Jul 22, 2013
donem: Glancing through your replies to comments, considering the fact that you are married is shocking to say the least.

It's a shocking you can afford air time to respond to my post. What did you sell? Mouth or anus? wink
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by donem: 2:25pm On Jul 22, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


It's a shocking you can afford air time to respond to my post. What did you sell? Mouth or anus? wink
To add to what i said above, its like you are Shrewish in nature, no offence intended.
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 2:36pm On Jul 22, 2013
donem:
To add to what i said above, its like you are Shrewish in nature, no offence intended.

You sold a baby too! You should have 4 hours of airtime left....what do you want help with?

A job or a life?
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 2:38pm On Jul 22, 2013
....yipppy...OFFICIAL & CONFiRMED!!..Ms Chima finaly promiced me punnny...we goin to Nyansh!!smiley
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by IZUKWU(m): 2:41pm On Jul 22, 2013
Smh! A man can no longer slap / discipline his wife! What a world we live in these days.

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