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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by dabrake(m): 12:22am On Jul 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Lol at a dumb Ash liking this post. Your mammy is a fool when she had you.
Different 'LIKE' begging techniques on Nairaland grin grin grin . You should know this by now.
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 12:37am On Jul 06, 2013
mrs Chima, after carefully going through your medical history, our findings revealed that you are critically due for a brain reformat

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by SeunPlus(f): 1:08am On Jul 06, 2013
Is Chima an agbero

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by BabaAlabi: 1:50am On Jul 06, 2013
Smh

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Truckpusher(m): 1:53am On Jul 06, 2013
That slap was long overdue........meanwhile, take another e-slap tongue

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by free2ryhme: 3:28am On Jul 06, 2013
Cut his testis

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 5:41am On Jul 06, 2013
Fucck him in the asss with your bigg diiick

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by DJDOLA(m): 6:25am On Jul 06, 2013
Sorry ma...give me is nomber I will talk 2 him..he does not have d right 2 slap u..even when d guy touch ur kokoma
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by ogb5(m): 6:26am On Jul 06, 2013
Mrs chima, with all this plenty people you are following online, I wonder why it took this long for Mr chima to start the slap reformatting session.

Mr chima is obviously a dull guy, you need more frequent slap reformat sessions.

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by richeyy(m): 7:43am On Jul 06, 2013
Wait till he sleeps then stab him grin tongue

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 8:29am On Jul 06, 2013
Aggrippa: mrs Chima, after carefully going through your medical history, our findings revealed that you are critically due for a brain reformat

ogb5: Mrs chima, with all this plenty people you are following online, I wonder why it took this long for Mr chima to start the slap reformatting session.

Mr chima is obviously a dull guy, you need more frequent slap reformat sessions.


Truckpusher: That slap was long overdue........meanwhile, take another e-slap tongue

Ahahahahaahahaha grin cheesy
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by SLIDEwaxie(m): 8:50am On Jul 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Lol at a dumb Ash liking this post. Your mammy is a fool when she had you.
u are an id!ot, i tot u had manners undecided

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by SLIDEwaxie(m): 9:00am On Jul 06, 2013
Aggrippa: mrs Chima, after carefully going through your medical history, our findings revealed that you are critically due for a brain reformat
but u told us a 500g memory will cure her the last time undecided
U see, she has used up the whole memory space now, na nonsense remain. I told u i knw want scientific method. Shey u see now?

Doctor, this time, she will get a full brain transplant!!! I av been raring one fulani goat for this reason! Make we see if she go try reason with a goat's brain!

Where the necessary papers for the operation make i sign before she chew her tongue!

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 9:56am On Jul 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:
A man commented on my ikebe and I just smiled. Chima grew with rage and slapped me!

What should I do?! Lord knows I love Harpo...yes I do but so help me God..I will kill him dead!


...dammmm..so u gots Nyansh,,4real...why didnt u say so..pliss can we hoook up??tongue

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 10:05am On Jul 06, 2013
..kaiiii..Big Nyansh??.Ms Chima...juss one round..plis?tongue

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 10:06am On Jul 06, 2013
Succcckk him real HARD until he cums and pour it out @ ur hairy pusssy.

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Ucheosefoh(m): 10:11am On Jul 06, 2013
Wait !! Wait !!! How are we sure Miss Chima is saying the truth she can fabricate a story just to seek for attention. It has be long since she is been relevant here so a story like this can make her relevant again
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 10:26am On Jul 06, 2013
Ucheosefoh: Wait !! Wait !!! How are we sure Miss Chima is saying the truth she can fabricate a story just to seek for attention. It has be long since she is been relevant here so a story like this can make her relevant again

..bro she needs a man & am ready to move in.. Am from London! wink

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by babseg(m): 11:32am On Jul 06, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..bro she needs a man & am ready to move in.. Am from London! wink

I thought she lives in US
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 11:45am On Jul 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:
A man commented on my ikebe and I just smiled. Chima grew with rage and slapped me!

What should I do?! Lord knows I love Harpo...yes I do but so help me God..I will kill him dead!
Slap him back na grin grin
#IAmTeamGenderEquality shocked shocked

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Otses(f): 11:51am On Jul 06, 2013
Terrible and wicked replies so far. Funny in a way. Lols

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 1:49pm On Jul 06, 2013
SLIDE waxie: u are an id!ot, i tot u had manners undecided

I got the id!0t talent from you and your 1 like dummy.

Great teacher bish!
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by yuzedo: 1:49pm On Jul 06, 2013
Enegod: fighting can strengthen marriage...just give him uppercut
grin grin grin

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 1:52pm On Jul 06, 2013
Lol at the manbitches pouring the thread still hurting!

A bruised male ego is a mofo! grin grin grin
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 1:53pm On Jul 06, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..bro she needs a man & am ready to move in.. Am from London! wink

No thanks! London guys are sissies!

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 1:54pm On Jul 06, 2013
RedBenson: Succcckk him real HARD until he cums and pour it out @ ur hairy pusssy.

Go kill a dog yeye!
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Agybabe(f): 1:55pm On Jul 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


I got the id!0t talent from you and your 1 like dummy.

Great teacher bish!

*falls from pear tree*
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 1:55pm On Jul 06, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
..kaiiii..Big Nyansh??.Ms Chima...juss one round..plis?tongue

No.

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrsChima(f): 1:57pm On Jul 06, 2013
REALITY101: Fucck him in the asss with your bigg diiick

You mean your small one
Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Flygerian1(m): 4:11pm On Jul 06, 2013
Or better stil, fry his diick for breakfast and use his nutts for dice.

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Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by Nobody: 5:41pm On Jul 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


You mean your small one

Yeah

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