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Re: . by driand(m): 12:36pm On Aug 11, 2013
A fool.s question
Re: . by sparta(f): 12:38pm On Aug 11, 2013
please name the child Jehova Lord of host. Lol Overzealous and ignorant mama.
Re: . by penzino(m): 12:39pm On Aug 11, 2013
Adrenaline123: Second Commandment:
Do not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
do not call the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
Re: . by sylve11: 12:41pm On Aug 11, 2013
Ms_Steph: In mexico dey bear jesus. But havnt heard of christ but may I ask is ur frnd igbo(don't lie cos 2day is sunday) cos its mostly igbo pple dat like giving deir kids funny names nd notice me names like Egypt nd obama
U can as well add Magnus, Praise God, Morroco, Cletus, Spanner, Cosmos etc. Their names too dey funny. grin cool
Re: . by omotayokay: 12:46pm On Aug 11, 2013
You cant name him JESUS CHRIST if you want the child to live! You might consider names like Jesuschild, Jesusloveme, acceptJesus, etc but never JESUS CHRIST! The name is holy so dnt drag it in the mud!
Re: . by AbdH: 12:47pm On Aug 11, 2013
MEILYN: Jesus not Jesus Christ.....
All This people praying in the name of 'jesus', dey have been praying in the name of a man like dem, it is supposed to be in the name of 'Jesus Christ'
Very funny, Jesus Christ is not a man right? Anyway, no one could be more human than Jesus Christ.
Re: . by SirCee: 12:48pm On Aug 11, 2013
There is only one God,
and upon his name, every knee must bow.
So your son cannot be Jesus Christ.
Re: . by plasgidy: 12:49pm On Aug 11, 2013
jesus don do if you put christ na trouble you dey look for, cos we get one christ only. beside your husband surname no be christ abey?
Re: . by Nobody: 12:50pm On Aug 11, 2013
driand: A fool.s question
And a fool.'s answer
Re: . by sparta(f): 12:52pm On Aug 11, 2013
please name the child Jehova Lord of host. Lol Overzealous and ignorant mama. Know of a deeperlife family that named their children HEAVEN, ANGEL, STRAIGHT, LIGHT and MANNA. the funny part is that their Father's name is KING! YOU hear heaven king, angel king, haba ogini?
Re: . by Nobody: 12:53pm On Aug 11, 2013
omotayokay: You cant name him JESUS CHRIST if you want the child to live! You might consider names like Jesuschild, Jesusloveme, acceptJesus, etc but never JESUS CHRIST! The name is holy so dnt drag it in the mud!
You sound like you would kill the child if he is named Jesus.
Or God would kill the poor childhuh
Talk like the christian u think u are at least.
Ignorance...
Re: . by Nobody: 12:54pm On Aug 11, 2013
sylve11: U can as well add Magnus, Praise God, Morroco, Cletus, Spanner, Cosmos etc. Their names too dey funny. grin cool
azzin lmao. Higinus
Re: . by pri3stess(f): 12:54pm On Aug 11, 2013
Biko make them no give the pikin name wey the pikin go hate o. All these parents don't think about their child before naming them, they will just give them any name and expect them to like it.
Re: . by Anvaller: 12:57pm On Aug 11, 2013
Pastor Olu T: Jesus is ok, but don't add Christ which means anointed one for ur child ain't anointed
Contradictions as usual. So by ur explanation, ppl like Pastor Adeboye, Oyakhilome, Oyedepo etc are also "Christs"? because by their followers' admission, all these ppl are anointed.

So by that logic, all Pastors should be "christs" too. Unless you will admit that pastors are not anointed which will then contradit the premise of their followers' beliefs. Or can anyone be a Pastor without being anointed? In fact Pastor Olu,since ur username suggests that u are a pastor, by your logic, you are also a christ aint u? If u however do not agree with me that u and the mentioned folks are christ, then ur above explanation is rubbish
Re: . by Nobody: 1:00pm On Aug 11, 2013
Crazy celebrity kids name undecided

51 craziest baby names by celebrity parents
Latest Celebrity kid name: Sunday Rose-Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)

Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Memphis Eve: Bono

Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Sunday Rose: Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

Blue Ivy: Beyonce knowles and Shawn carter (jay z)

North West: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian
Re: . by Isiterere(m): 1:11pm On Aug 11, 2013
spongeback: She isn't Igbo but a converted Muslim, she feels the name will drive away evil spirits.
Such a lie! Did I read a converted Muslim ?
You're seriously wanted in nollywood, the bolded part spoil your post abeg.
Liar OP ....
Re: . by gerald09(m): 1:14pm On Aug 11, 2013
Could any of u christians tell me JESUS's last name. Was it Jesus joseph probably called Jay Jay by his mates back den. Could any1 tell me his last name?
Re: . by Nobody: 1:19pm On Aug 11, 2013
Isiterere: Such a lie! Did I read a converted Muslim ?
You're seriously wanted in nollywood, the bolded part spoil your post abeg.
Liar OP ....
Are you ok? If you have nothin to say why don't you run along and play street soccer with your fellow touts
Re: . by Nobody: 1:22pm On Aug 11, 2013
murphyrichy: @ O.P do I hear you say ur pregnant girlfriend. I thought you are female.
so if she's a female what about it?is she supposed to have a pregnant boyfriend?
Or women aren't entitled to female friends?
Lol cheesy
Re: . by mipemi(m): 1:34pm On Aug 11, 2013
You could name him Jesus buh definitely don't add Christ to it
Re: . by Abbey2sam(m): 1:35pm On Aug 11, 2013
peterphd: There's no blasphemy in it.Its just that such names aren't so common here.The Mexicans and Spanish name their kids "Jesus".
Jesus is a jewish name, so there's nothing wrong in naming your son jesus.....

But christ, there's everything wrong with that..
You can't combine that two and name somebody,
It will amount to blasphemy

Good to be back from ban
Re: . by babsomotde(m): 1:35pm On Aug 11, 2013
My God is up there and in My Heart. Ask and you shall receive. Why on earth should you name your child 'CHRIST'? If you want make God collect the pickin back. Don't try rubbish ooo. Abeg, NEXT.
Re: . by didisky(m): 1:36pm On Aug 11, 2013
spongeback: My pregnant friend and i are arguing right now she says when she gives birth she wants to name her child Jesus Christ so that people won't be able to hurt her child so is it really right or is it blasphemous?
@op I don't get d HURT part of ur post. would the name prevent harm from coming to the child ?
Re: . by Nobody: 1:39pm On Aug 11, 2013
didisky: @op I don't get d HURT part of ur post. would the name prevent harm from coming to the child ?
That's her argument.
Re: . by vicholas(m): 1:48pm On Aug 11, 2013
As you wish
Re: . by Ijakoli: 1:52pm On Aug 11, 2013
So u an ur girlfriend want 2 name ur illegimate child after our lord and saviour Jesus, cant u name ur baby 'isaac or isaiah' if he has big eyes,Edward' if he has big head,u want wetin ur hand no reach,i pity 4 u an ur girlfriend.
Re: . by Sike(m): 1:52pm On Aug 11, 2013
Richfella: grin grin grin Nothing wey pesin no go see for this forum cheesy cheesy
I tell U
Re: . by Nobody: 1:56pm On Aug 11, 2013
Ijakoli: So u an ur girlfriend want 2 name ur illegimate child after our lord and saviour Jesus, cant u name ur baby 'isaac or isaiah' if he has big eyes,Edward' if he has big head,u want wetin ur hand no reach,i pity 4 u an ur girlfriend.
What is this drunk saying undecided
Re: . by Touchforfree(m): 2:10pm On Aug 11, 2013
How can dat ur friend name her child Jesus Christ ?; So tomorrow if that child do immoral things like stealing or comit adultery, pple will say Jesus Christ is stealing or Jesus Christ has comitted an adultery. Moreso, is ur friend white ?, if she'll deliver, will he not be as black as a ba***n ?. I beg park well make I pass.
Re: . by SisiKill1: 2:13pm On Aug 11, 2013
Rotflmao @ Topic. cheesy cheesy

All sorts.
Re: . by Nobody: 2:15pm On Aug 11, 2013
Touchforfree: How can dat ur friend name her child Jesus Christ ?; So tomorrow if that child do immoral things like stealing or comit adultery, pple will say Jesus Christ is stealing or Jesus Christ has comitted an adultery. Moreso, is ur friend white ?, if she'll deliver, will he not be as black as a ba***n ?. I beg park well make I pass.
Who let this dog out undecided
Re: . by Emmyk(m): 2:16pm On Aug 11, 2013
I still remember this football player in the games I play JESUS NAVAL.
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