BEST DIVORCE LETTER
EVER

Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this
letter to tell you that
I’m leaving you forever.
I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks
have been hell. ...Your
boss called to tell me
that you quit your job
today & that was the
last straw. Last week,
you came home & didn’t
even notice I had a new
haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair ofsilk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband.
P.S. don’t try to find me.
Your SISTER & I are
moving away to West
Virginia together! Have
a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my
day more than receiving
your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.

I watch my soaps so
much because they
drown out your
constant whining &
griping Too bad that
doesn’t work. I DID
notice when you got a
hair cut last week, but
the 1st thing that came
to mind was ‘You look
just like a girl!’ Since my
mother raised me not
to say anything if you
can’t say something
nice, I didn’t comment.
And when you cooked
my favorite meal, you
must have gotten me
confused with MY
SISTER, because I
stopped eating pork 7
years ago. About those
new silk boxers: I
turned away from you
because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my
sister had just
borrowed $50 from me
that morning. After all
of this, I still loved you
& felt we could work it
out. So when I hit the
lotto for 10 million
dollars, I quit my job &
bought us 2 tickets to
Jamaica But when I got
home you were gone..
Everything happens for
a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.

My lawyer said that the
letter you wrote
ensures you won’t get
a dime from me. So
take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife,
Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I
ever told you this, but
my sister Carla was
born Carl. I hope that’s
not a problem.

Interesting...!!!! The men tink dey'r smart... That serves him right.

And that's d end of my story! Now children go and sleep so u can wake up early for school. Yeye fowl