no

Start eating large balls of apu from today abegi.

lol why na

To add more ikebe for me na.

ikebe for who? no it's ok i'm alright

ikebe for who? no it's ok i'm alright

Ikebe for me na; I'll take you shopping to Doubai and take you to Mecca to cleanse your sins.

MallamMusa:


Ikebe for me na; I'll take you shopping to Doubai and take you to Mecca to cleanse your sins.

roflmao, no seriously, i'm ok, thankyou for the offer but it's ok

roflmao, no seriously, i'm ok, thankyou for the offer but it's ok

Think about it. i'll pay for those trips to Mecca so that your sins will be washed away unless you want to carry them around sha.

lol wassup recently with contrversies over fat women?

MallamMusa:

Think about it. i'll pay for those trips to Mecca so that your sins will be washed away unless you want to carry them around sha.

Mecca ke? I have no business there, i am not a great one

MallamMusa:


Ikebe for me na; I'll take you shopping to Doubai and take you to Mecca to cleanse your sins.

clown

@post BBWs again?_**sigh**

acidrop:

lol wassup recently with contrversies over fat women?

I tire o.

a lot og these boys men don't know what they really want.

Mecca ke? I have no business there, i am not a great one

I can help you become great one and you will never regret it.

MallamMusa:


I can help you become great one and you will never regret it.

lol no it's ok, thankyou for the offer

This mallam is a trip

what do you mean. I be correct fine boy wey dey enjoy imself with opekes.

wetin be opekes sef?

BIG.Good.But not too big!!

wetin be opekes sef?

opeke na sweetees like you now. the only thing wey spoil you small be say you no dey fat but i like your attitude. You are well trained. I don dey thinkam since morning say i fit still marry you, keep you inside house for good 6 months and feed you wellwell with ewedu and amala so that when you finally come out and walk, the house will be shaking like say earthquake wan happen.

MallamMusa:

opeke na sweetees like you now. the only thing wey spoil you small be say you no dey fat but i like your attitude. You are well trained. I don dey thinkam since morning say i fit still marry you, keep you inside house for good 6 months and feed you wellwell with ewedu and amala so that when you finally come out and walk, the house will be shaking like say earthquake wan happen.

roflmao!

MallamMusa:

opeke na sweetees like you now. the only thing wey spoil you small be say you no dey fat but i like your attitude. You are well trained[b]. I don dey thinkam since morning say i fit still marry you, keep you inside house for good 6 months and feed you wellwell with ewedu and amala so that when you finally come out and walk, the house will be shaking like say earthquake wan happen.[/b]

Mallam I for offer you babe as proud and rocking BBW I get contacts se you get---but em---that one ehn---na die! I see serious health issues up and coming for your unfortunate spouse. Sorry oh! Sai gobe!

U may have better luck with interior of Calabar side. Na dem dem dey like do those fat houses.

Calabar girls dey fat? i never hear that one before. i sabi say calabar and ibo girls dey get milk industy wellwell just like yoruba girls dey get shit industry well well.

MallamMusa:

Calabar girls dey fat? i never hear that one before. i sabi say calabar and ibo girls dey get milk industy wellwell just like yoruba girls dey get shit industry well well.

shit industry ke?

MallamMusa:

Calabar girls dey fat? i never hear that one before. i sabi say calabar and ibo girls dey get milk industy wellwell just like yoruba girls dey get shit industry well well.

Yes oh! Na sign of say d family dey rich. For olden days and even if you go some Calabar village now you go see say dem still dey get wetin dem dey call "fat houses" dem go confine d unfortunate babe to one room where she must to sidon and do no work. Den dem go dey feed am garri, soup with plenty oil, all doz kain things 6 times per day. She no dey get up unless she wan piss or baf. Den end of day dem go use native chalk take massage the fat into d places where dem want am (breast, stomach and nyash). After about 3 - 6 months she go come show ihnself to ihn family den dem go come do d marriage when she don fat boku boku. O ma gakwa li nu! Not to me and dem. I am TOOO active for that kind of nonsense.

omoovie:

Yes oh! Na sign of say d family dey rich. For olden days and even if you go some Calabar village now you go see say them still dey get wetin them dey call "fat houses" them go confine d unfortunate babe to one room where she must to sidon and do no work. Den them go dey feed am garri, soup with plenty oil, all doz kain things 6 times per day. She no dey get up unless she wan piss or baf. Den end of day them go use native chalk take massage the fat into d places where them want am (breast, stomach and nyash). After about 3 - 6 months she go come show ihnself to ihn family den them go come do d marriage when she don fat boku boku. O ma gakwa li nu! Not to me and them. I am TOOO active for that kind of nonsense.

e be like sey u don experience dat kain tin before o, so wat was ur kg before and after?

omo ovie na fat babe?

dutty:


e be like sey u don experience that kain tin before o, so what was your kg before and after?

Enough to squash your silly little head.

MallamMusa:

omo ovie na fat babe?

Duh? BBW representing. Who wan die fit die!

maigida, assine maka ne?
wawa ne
dan iska ne

MallamMusa:
I love meat in my bones and nobody can stop me. i don't know why these women are hating because i love fat girls abi una think say i go come knocking for una door? if you weigh less than 130 kilos, forget mallam musa. If i drop my cash money, i need the value of my money in my bed and not some bony lepa.

lol,loving dis thread