My own na naija police. U know wat i mean na

Toni ,what did u get in ur maths? Hmm, they gave me F9. Very annoying.dat's wat u deserved

More like the bad habits of Africans and diaspora blacks (aka Akatas)LOL


Wow, so many misconstruing, subterfuge and outright lies. Nigerians are actually well put together, neat and noble. I can often tell who the Nigerian is among a bunch of Africans. He is the neat one with calm eyes, the one you feel you could approach for time or direction.The most uncut people I've met are Ghanaians, who give the impression of being quiet and nice but seem wild and uncontrolled when they open their mouths or are in actions. And they are sneaky and untrustworthy. Nigerians are open and up front. Many black British girls, especially the ugly ones are the ones that hiss and cuss when you approach them, not Nigerian girls (often). In my estimation, Nigerians suffer from being mistaken as others.The french accuse Senegalese of being smelly and dirty,The Ivorians are disgracefully exploited by the french in Pornography. South Africans, at least the one i've seen appear always drunk or falling apart - sort of begging for money.

One more thing, it is actually possible that the true POPULATION of Nigeria is a little above that of Ethiopia, equal or below. And if you include the population of Somalia, Eritrea, Djibouti etc to that of Ethiopia those people my be more in numbers than Nigerians.

u dy mat lie down and person dy ask u are u sleeping? No am not, am practising how to die, u dy toilet and u lock door, person come knock and ask, is somebody in? No na shit lock the door. U wan eat person dy ask, why u no call me? Mumu, when i dy cook am why u no say make i call u

You carry bible begin go church on sunday and somebody asks "you dey go church?" or "na church you dey go?" (no na shrine I dey go and the native doctor say make I bring bible along)

Rain dey fall and i don prepare finish make i komot, my neighbor ask me, u dey komot for dis rain? i say no na for the next 1

sochijioke: Someone u gives a lift of ride with an fully air conditioned, that person will just pollute your car.

That person is far better than an idiet who cant construct a simple sentence

It is only in Nigeria a newspaper will report "the man was electrocuted to death", before na electrocuted to life ni.

Foxy_Flow: You want to see your friend's sister and the next thing your friend start getting angry. Na you go marry your sister??


I no know wetin to contribute. Next!!!

nah true my guy

Telling you to turn left while pointing to the right and vice versa.

U go cut ur hair cum back, Popsi ask " u go cut ur hair?? Me: no d hair disappear overnite ni

Comment that the post is too long Really is it a book They say if you want to hide something from a person of color put it in a book

Fhemmmy: I wonder if the thread will grow this fast, if we are to start a thread on "Awesome things Nigerians does"

hahahahahahahaha dis is funny

She knew you hadn`t any food since morning you left the house and only for her to ask you when you back home in the evening with dry lips :are you hungry? No... am not hungry,am in hunger

U watch football match 4rm 1st min-90min. Stil go buy paper d next mornin on top say u wan see pictures nd read d whole analysis. Na black/white T.V u watch b4? abi na Lucozade nylon dem tk cover ur eyez?

U say u want to buy omo,and they ask "which type"??

mkpologwu: Op posts a topic on Nairaland, and an someone types 1st to comment as contribution!!!

Frst to comment even bettr pass sombody wey quote a whole long thread all to put a question mark @ d end of it... on top wetin?

Jamb registers over 1.6m students and now anounce that the can only admit 500k? Did they not knw dat b4 registration?

pesin go see u dey chop, nd stil asking, u dey chop?, ( no dey warm soup)

Fighting wit conductors, man knows man b4 employment, women desperate 2 marry

[quote
author=Aromas]Dis 1 na Yoruba get am. Imagine u just dey enter ur
compound 4rm work cum dey ask you say" Haha se ti de" Most
annoying tinz, dey won make person no cum again? [/quote]don't be tribalistic joor. una pple wey go c pesin still dey ask "na ur face be dis" (hmm....hmm, na my nyash)

After arriving from work at night, your wife will still ask you 'Oh,honey are u back?'
No am still in the office. mtcheeeeeeeew

You go buy panadol for local chemist, the man ask you say, 'is it the original one?'

No o, na the fake one I wan buy.

People see a pregnant woman with bulging stomach and they still ask, 'are you pregnant?'

No o, the belle just dey swell by hinself

wen u had 1000naira in ur wallet and u wan go out,nigerian dude,go take bike,instead of taxi,if the cyclis said he no get change,he go reply him say,we go change ham for petrol station.

That bread "inner chamber" part was funny

You go put on better new cloth for neck, some mumu guy go even dey ask you in public say" How much you buy ham" ........
Dem no sabbi market ni, that tin dey embarassing wella.

I carry star-beer for hand dey drink, dem go still ask, you still dey drink?. No, I dey smoke......

Thank God I don commot for face2face. When one mumu waheedi go dey try peep my window when I carry woman inside...., my life kukuma don change. Money good oooO

I no wan talk this but I go talk ham....

So embarrassing when you enter ashawo house, give ham 1k for short term and she still dey ask me how much I give ham?. How much you see for your own hand?

You dey Bleep ashawo, you never Bleep reach 3 minutes and she dey ask you, seh you never release? Na you go ask me after 3 just minutes, 20 minutes I no dey plan to release

Nigerian peeps don't smile or talk to other Nigerian peeps at international airport lounge. They just pose and fiddle with their BBS or iPads. Peeps from other countries who have never met strike up a conversation and just chat till they are ready to go. Na so so pose naija peeps dey pose. Weda na Lagos, London, Frankfurt. Even when it is obvious you are Nigerian too

lagerwhenindoubt: Nigerian peeps don't smile or talk to other Nigerian peeps at international airport lounge. They just pose and fiddle with their BBS or iPads. Peeps from other countries who have never met strike up a conversation and just chat till they are ready to go. Na so so pose naija peeps dey pose. Weda na Lagos, London, Frankfurt. Even when it is obvious you are Nigerian too

its because they dont trust each other