xykms101: You ask for direction and the next thing he does is to hold or check his d1ck.

Texas.Cowgirl:


lmaoooooooo That is sooooooo me

berem: I held a kettle and was about pouring water in it to boil on the cooker,my sister asked me, "sister wetin you want use kettle do ? " I simply replied, "no, i wan use am cook beans "

spongeback: Am sleeping at 2am phone rings
Me;hello
Caller: you dey sleep?
No I am building a rocket

vire: a girl follows you to club and later to your house and you are trying to take off her clothes after you guys have just had hot kisses and she will be asking you what are you doing............ no i dey try see if your clothes na over size

vire: a girl follows you to club and later to your house and you are trying to take off her clothes after you guys have just had hot kisses and she will be asking you what are you doing............ no i dey try see if your clothes na over size

CFCfan:
ROTFL

hovcard: that's why we are d gaint of Africa. . . . hehe. . . => 7am in the morning u see me coming out of mha bedroom wit full eyes and u dey ask "are u just waking up 4 sleep?"

Foxy_Flow: You want to see your friend's sister and the next thing your friend start getting angry. Na you go marry your sister??


I no know wetin to contribute. Next!!!

Damojo: U ask 4 direction and even when they don't know the way, they go 'Oh, Little road? Just go straight down, turn left, then right and ask another person'...

born2fuck: I ironed my better cloth, dey go out. Neigbour asked, Wale u dey commot? Yes, to where?


I go ask ham, where she send me go? Wetin concern them.

I carry girl come house? Dem go dey ask who bi that babe.....idiot question

vire: a girl follows you to club and later to your house and you are trying to take off her clothes after you guys have just had hot kisses and she will be asking you what are you doing............ no i dey try see if your clothes na over size

Texas.Cowgirl:


I don't buy condoms.
There's a program in my school healthcare center that sends me packages of free condoms in the mail. Arrives within 2 days, I make sure to never run out.

purefissy: calling a bike man and he begins to ask u 'where' from afar without even stoppin

Texas.Cowgirl:


I don't buy condoms.
There's a program in my school healthcare center that sends me packages of free condoms in the mail. Arrives within 2 days, I make sure to never run out.

mens dept: (Many) Nigerians don't like hearing the truth
(Many) Nigerians don't like making sacrifices for others
(Many) Nigerians like to believe your family is not better than their family, even when no one is competing