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Share Your Opinions On These 'bizarre' Biblical Quotes by ronalmagic10(m): 12:42am On Aug 11, 2013
1 Quotes 15 – 11
15. Numbers 31:32
These were the spoils which remained of the
plunder taken by the fighting men: 675,000
sheep, 72,000 cattle, 61,000 donkeys, and
as for persons, 32,000 young women who
had had no intercourse with a man.
14. Genesis 16:8
And he said “Hagar, Sarai’s slave girl,
where have you come from and where are
you going?” She answered, “I’m running
away from Sarai, my mistress.” The angel
of the Lord said to her, “Go back to your
mistress and submit to ill treatment at her
hands.” [Pictured above]
13. Genesis 15:9
The Lord answered, “Bring me a heifer
three years old, a she-goat, three years
old, a ram three years old, a turtle dove
and a young pigeon.”
12. Deut. 25:11
When two men are fighting and the wife of
one of them intervenes to drag her husband
clear of his opponent, if she puts out her
hand and catches hold of the man by his
privates, you must cut off her hand and
show her no mercy.
11. Genesis 19:8
“Look, I have two daughters, virgins both
of them. Let me bring them out to you and
you could do what you like with them. But
do nothing to these men because they have
come under the shelter of my roof.”
2 Quotes 10 – 6
10. Deut. 28:53
Then because of the dire straits to which
you will be reduced when your enemy
besieges you, you will eat your own
children, the flesh of your sons and
daughters whom the Lord has given you.
9. Judges 3:21
And Ehud reached with his left hand, took
the sword from his right thigh, and thrust
it into his belly. And the hilt also went in
after the blade, and the fat closed over the
blade, for he did not pull the sword out of
his belly; and the dung came out. [Pictured
above]
8. Mark 14:51
A young man was following Him, wearing
nothing but a linen sheet over his naked
body; and they seized him. But he pulled
free of the linen sheet and escaped naked.
7. Genesis 38:9
Onan knew that the offspring would not be
his; so when he went in to his brother’s
wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in
order not to give offspring to his brother.
But what he did was displeasing in the sight
of the LORD; so He took his life also.
6. Ezekiel 16:17
You also took the fine jewelry I gave you,
the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and
you made for yourself male idols and
engaged in prostitution with them.
3 Quotes 5 – 1
5. Kings 2:23
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and
as he was going up the road, some youths
came from the city and mocked him, and
said to him, “Go up, you bald head! Go up,
you bald head!” So he turned around and
looked at them, and pronounced a curse on
them in the name of the Lord. And two
female bears came out of the woods and
mauled forty-two of the youths. [Pictured
above]
4. Deut. 23:1
No man whose testicles have been crushed
or whose organ has been cut off may
become a member of the Assembly of God.
3. Leviticus 24:16
Whoever utters the name of the Lord must
be put to death. The whole community must
stone him, whether alien or native. If he
utters the name, he must be put to death.
2. Exodus 4:24
And it came to pass by the way in the inn,
that the Lord met him, and sought to kill
him. Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and
cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it
at his feet, and said, “Surely a bloody
husband art thou to me”.
1. Ezekiel 23:19
Yet she increased her prostitution,
remembering the days of her youth when
she engaged in prostitution in the land of
Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as
large as those of donkeys, and their
seminal emission was as strong as that of
stallions.

Anyone with a logical explanation should share and enlighten us all

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