Skmoda-360:

were re ooooooo..........lol

truth hurts.

If this guy opens a church now, na better hammering be that!

greatdave:
Once again Atheist Bedlam,we see you and acknowledge ur unquenchable thirst for ridiculous attention...i jst hope Salvation finds you someday...soon! Go in peace bruv

and you think you are safe? Lmao!

BedLam: Lol. Where are the believers? I never knew heaven was like Antarctica ! So There is no force of gravity in heaven? So which throne is Jesus sitting on?

Believers! Smh

One funny thing in life is that its yur type that becomes extremely spirikoko when they get saved. Irony of life. Chai...!!?

BedLam: He was not dead, this is the same thing that happened to jeez_us after he was beaten to coma by Jews......... Was there any clinical confirmation of his death? Autopsy? I Piss on you!

who is jeez.com_us? post his story let us compare the two

Next2Bezee:

Your stupidity offends us

Apart from being childish, what else do you do for a living?

alleluyah!it is d lord doing and it is marvelous in our side!!!

BedLam: He was not dead, this is the same thing that happened to jeez_us after he was beaten to coma by Jews......... Was there any clinical confirmation of his death? Autopsy? I Piss on you!

Raca!!! may God grant u mercy for salvation just one more time.

BedLam: Apart from being childish, what else do you do for a living?

I school kids like you for free.

Iyfe Namikaze:

who is jeez.com_us? post his story let us compare the twoe

is that a website address?

Next2Bezee:

I school kids like you for free.

oh! I guess you are on strike too....... How do you manage?

kalu blueshell: na true

ok oooo.

Anoda Jesus Christ ooo...action film

ikedaniel15: Chie! Can't believe i finally became the first to comment on a nairaland thread

Guy, you don lost....Lol

BedLam: Lol. Where are the believers? I never knew heaven was like Antarctica ! So There is no force of gravity in heaven? So which throne is Jesus sitting on?

Believers! Smh

this shows how stupid and myopic u are. do u think that heaven is up in the sky or somewhere in deep space?
heaven is spiritual plain and its nature can't be understood by anything that is unassociated with it.... u are in a terrible mess

Omo name lie, I no believe am..............erora ma wawa OK
I can't drink this Sobo.......zombie package

toorich:

Raca!!! may God grant mercy for salvation just one more time.

let's pretend I didn't see your post.

We were making progress on the journey when suddenly there was a bang. That was all I could recollect about the journey until I woke up three days after in the mortuary

So after the bang, he could not recall anything but did recollect fully all that happened in the excursion to wonderland. Okay, I'll ask my dead grand mother whether to believe or not.

BedLam: He was not dead, this is the same thing that happened to jeez_us after he was beaten to coma by Jews......... Was there any clinical confirmation of his death? Autopsy? I Piss on you!

Click Like If U Know Dis Guy Is A Professional Clwn.

BedLam: He was not dead, this is the same thing that happened to jeez_us after he was beaten to coma by Jews......... Was there any clinical confirmation of his death? Autopsy? I Piss on you!

Get a brain

:-XAsi ocha

HMMMMM... NIGERIANS WITH THIS THEIR KNOCKED BRAINS SEF

BedLam: oh! I guess you are on strike too....... How do you manage?

Don't worry, i'm more focused on tracing the source of your stupidity.

Iyfe Namikaze:
this shows how stupid and myopic u are. do u think that heaven is up in the sky or somewhere in deep space?
heaven is spiritual plain and its nature can't be understood by anything that is unassociated with it.... u are in a terrible mess

now I understand, u. Want to give heaven another meaning? Go on ! The world is watching.

LOL! What procedures were done before stating he was dead? Or like other general hospital doctors, once a person's heart stops beating, he's assumed dead! This guy could have just been in a comma n like near death experiences; his mind is deceiving him! I tell people always one can't imagine the amount of humans buried alive in Nigeria.
A boy was hit by a car and pronounced dead n buried same day just cause his heart wasn't beating This dude could later wake up in his coffin n suffocate to death.

N150k to take a corpse frm Kano to lagos?(2)He is now a pastor who prays for pple and their problems are solved (3)He cud rmemba being dead for days.D only tin he ddnt add was to tell us d color of heaven or hell& how he discussd wt d Imam @d gate.Its bc there are so many gullible nigerians dat stories like dis cud be on d fp of newspapers wt d bliv of enhancing readership.This is a load of bullcrap

Mr. Aladin:
@OP You Forgot To Include The Title Of The Movie...




Na 9ja Film Abi Yankee.

Three Days Ko Ten Days Ni
we Nigerians Should Be Mindful Of The Kind Of Lies We Tel In Order Not To Incure The Anger Of God.
What Is He Feeling Like.


Jesus Christ Or What?


Abegi He is Jst Seeking For Attention Ntn Else.

MY BIBLE ALSO TEACHES ME IN;
Hebrews 9:27 reads: "And, inasmuch, as it is
appointed for men to die once and after this
comes judgment", and Hebrews 9:28 reads:
"so Christ also, having been offered once to
bear the sins of many shall appear a second
time for salvation without reference to sins,
to those who eagerly await Him." Verse 28
gives us the good news that we who wait
for Christ will have salvation without
reference to judgment, and that is great
news that we need to keep in mind as we
pursue this study.

I. One Life/One Death
We will return to verse 28 later, but now we
need to focus on verse 27, and here we see
this verse telling us two things. The first
concept we study is reincarnation, which is
a big part of many religions and a big part
of a lot of people's philosophies who are
not religious. This is a quick study! "..it is
appointed for men to die once.." We see that
there is no room for the concept of
reincarnation in a Bible-based religion.
Everyone will die once and only once so
there will be no rebirth in this world for
people to "get another chance". Life is only
one time around the flagpole. That in itself is
important news for us to understand. Many
people think that they can just keep on
living over and over until they get it right
and then they can get their reward. This
verse tells us that such a philosophy is not
correct, we are appointed to die once. There
is no debate possible about this concept.
The study on reincarnation is over. It exists
only in people's minds. It is not a part of
reality.

there is nothing like one life ne death. lazarus died twice and lived twice. the desciples perfomed ressurection miracles didn't they? christ had two lives did he not? try to be sure of what u write smetimes. u are not the only one who reads the bible

dontap: alleluyah!it is d lord doing and it is marvelous in our side!!!

Eaaasy!!!

this 1 na movies story jor.

If eventually HELL is real then there's going to be a big suya feast with the way guys reason these days