barcanista: . Oga which one be A&M 225?

barcanista: Yes Sir






Now answer my own question

Lilimax: How @ highlighted ?

uncletbuddy: I dun knock for d door of this bar tire, i no even know say na free entrance.... Shey bar man dey give things free? Ladies nko?
Eh! I almost forgot I'm a Christian.... Well I hail una.
Forgive me oh but why be say 9ja no get truth? Imagine common plane crash na im dem dey give us different figures.... Maybe na politics. Just learning politics, who are d Gurus for this house. Atleast for every bar there must be regular customers.

donphilopus: it means Ancient and Modern 225

barcanista: bros which one be Ancient and Modern 225 again? No vex, which church u de go?

donphilopus: na Hymn ooo book of song..
I'm an Anglican

barcanista: Okay.. I fear whether you na 'another' OBADIAH77

donphilopus: ok i be regular customer, wetin cum happen??

uncletbuddy:
plenty tinz o! Plenty, yarn me how ... First of all buy me drink first

barcanista: This Bar must not close







Where are d Barmaids?

donphilopus: boss hwfa na..
Throw way me sumtin nah...

Double194: Konfammmmmmmm

Eeeh wey d spoon for the pepper soup nahh? Dis boy where U from sef


Comeooo b4 U begin run like mumu, as U dey bring the spoon, bring two Gulder for Okija_juju and UncleTbundy. Come U dey  am there?? No be dat guy ooh. U no dey  dat old man for back there. Dis boy sef U no get brain? I tell U say pesin na uncle U still dey ask me. Oya give am any old man U  for dat back. Ediotboy.

barcanista: no be kunu u want? Oya make order

barcanista: Igbo dey o... You go smoke?

donphilopus: since evri wer gud 4 ur side so throw way me malt

Double194:

B4 nko.

Waitooo I no  my Rizz again oooh.

Chaii, I don tell dis my boy make him dey search dis my trouser before him wash am. Now where I wan buy dis tin now.

Heyyyyyy BarMan show.

Bend down bring ur ear U stand there like Iroko dey look me

*Whispering* U know weda that guy Barcanista na NDLEA or SSS??

U sure??

Okk so na steady customer.

Okkkk. Oya bring me Rizz 20naira.

Add am for d tin wey I don chop already nahh abi U wan make I pay different different?? U be thief

*Talking to Barcanista*, sheyy na uncut abi na agric be dat?

barcanista: oya take one crate

donphilopus: boss i dey rub body 4 ground dey tnk U, U no talk say mak i stand up, i no like ooo i stil dey rub body ooo.....
U 2 try 4 me abeg

barcanista: na asheesh o, I bring this one from cuba...

Double194:

OOOOOOOO my Jesus Christ of Okokomiko.

Where we wan stay do am nahh abi dem no go complain if we stay here??

*thinking to myself* Dis guy no be me like pesin wey don go Cuba b4 ohh. Na ordinary sandals iim wear so ooh. U sure say no be trap be dis?? Dis guy fit be NDLEA ooh. Wait first make I call Okija_Juju ask am well well dis barman fit no dey tell me truth. But in d mean time make I dey follow am still dey talk until dis barman bring my Rizz..


So my guy. Which part of cuba U go dat time because I hear say deir igbo na konfam for d whole world.

barcanista: where are the babes?

barcanista: bros na Havana o, that side. Them sabi beta smoke....


Their Igbo fit make weak brain run mental

lertee: Goodmorning room.

donphilopus: hwfa nah babe?