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Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by OAM4J: 10:47pm On Aug 27, 2013
Ladies and Gentlemen of Politics section,

I welcome you to Politics chat room; tagged ‘The Beer Parlour’

Here you can discuss everything and anything including your beer parlour politics. Also this is a place to familiarize with ourselves.

By this we would not want to see your pleasantries, off topic/ personal discussions, flirtations, ‘yabis’, etc on the regular threads again, please do them here. The most we will accept is a post inviting a poster to join you on this thread.

Please introduce yourself, tell us a bit about yourself, your political affiliation/orientation and order your favorite drink, peppersoup and suya (Soon as we employ barmen and waitresses)

Please note; whatever you do keep the rules: No personal and ethnic insults. That you broke the rules while drunk will not be an acceptable excuse, so drink responsibly.

Vacancies:
We need Barmen, Waiters and Waitresses
Salary: Expensive Garri and Groundnut Dinner with Moderators at the end of each month cheesy



Barmen
1. CFCfan
2. 9jadelta
3.

Waiters
1.
2.
3

Waitresses
1. berem
2. lertee
3.

MAI SUYA


1. ighoosagie

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by OAM4J: 10:48pm On Aug 27, 2013
Let me start

I am OAM4J (O. A. M. 4. J) One of the moderators here.

Very passionate about Nigeria development and I believe Nigeria will be very great someday in my lifetime.

Political orientation: Progressive

A lil bit about me: I don’t drink beer or smoke, don’t mind a glass of good wine once in a while, but I like palmwine with good assorted-meat peppersoup and suya.

Like most men, I also like the beautiful things of life. Do I like women? Well am trying to find out, when I do, I will let you know.

Feel free to ask me any question here; if I don’t consider it too personal or a giveaway of my identity, I will answer.

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Tgirl4real(f): 10:50pm On Aug 27, 2013
hohohoho grin grin

I hope una no go dey break bottle o. grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Gboliwe: 10:51pm On Aug 27, 2013
Hehehehehehehehehe this should be fun. grin

errm, what is the meaning of the alphabets and number in your username? I've always wanted to ask?

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Gboliwe: 10:54pm On Aug 27, 2013
Tgirl4real: hohohoho grin grin

I hope una no go dey break bottle o. grin
it will be an everyday affair. I suggest we should have on plastic drinks tongue

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by eggheaders(m): 10:58pm On Aug 27, 2013
Dem dey call me eggheaders but people wey know me know say i get plenty other names.

Socialist to the bone omo oduduwa tokan tokan.


Drink and cigar na forbidden thing for my religion, woman hmmmn i no dey too reason their matter but one don finally capture my stronghead heart.


Anything you wanna know about me i am ready to tell una including my slaying prowress.

Hobbies cooking and jacking local and internation politics, gadget freakzoid too but gat this undieing love for htc andriod devices.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Olaone1: 11:01pm On Aug 27, 2013
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Tgirl4real(f): 11:05pm On Aug 27, 2013
Gboliwe:
it will be an everyday affair. I suggest we should have on plastic drinks tongue

lol

OAM4Cocoa,

how dare you say u are still tryna find out if you like women

@ all,

He is a woman wrapper. He divorced 5 women same day last Dec and he had since started campaigning for new ones. That is the only political ambition he has. sad

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Niloticus: 11:07pm On Aug 27, 2013
I will join you at the bar fully on 3rd of Sept 2013.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by irunmoleaiye: 11:07pm On Aug 27, 2013
my name is IRUNMMOLE

i love McDowell with Asun or perpersoup

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by eggheaders(m): 11:08pm On Aug 27, 2013
Niloticus: I will join you at the bar fully on 3rd of Sept 2013.

when your ban go expiry and you go come on with your real username.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Niloticus: 11:10pm On Aug 27, 2013
eggheaders:

when your ban go expiry and you go come on with your real username.

Nope ....am very new to Nairaland wink
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by eggheaders(m): 11:12pm On Aug 27, 2013
Niloticus:

Nope ....am very new to Nairaland wink

oga pack well joor. We the banning bandits know has he dey go.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:14pm On Aug 27, 2013
I'll be following this thread! OAM4J, can I be the barman? cheesy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by RoyalRoy(m): 11:15pm On Aug 27, 2013



I am Roy.....you can call me Royal Roy.

Roy is an old french word for King!!
See why am Royal? Am also Loyal.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I am a yoruba boy...with a progressive mind!

My passion for a chilled ultimate bottle cannot be overlooked!! Hehehe.
Moderation is a watch-word.
Big boys don't get drunk....they only get high.....that's my own "bar wise sayings"

Feel like staying in this bar all night long...I no kuku get any madam for house!!! And this Obodo Oyinbo wey I dey, na full light for 28hrs in a day.....sorry 24hrs....am I getting high already? Mba!!

I don't sleep at all....I sleep 11pm & wake up by 2.30am....no be hang-over but my body system just doesn't do more than 3hrs of sleep!!

Summer is over here in Yankee....getting a little bit cold, soon we go dey carry bottles of Moscato & Vodka under jacket.....life is good!!



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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by OAM4J: 11:18pm On Aug 27, 2013
Tgirl4real:

lol

OAM4Cocoa,

how dare you say u are still tryna find out if you like women

@ all,

He is a woman wrapper. He divorced 5 women same day last Dec and he had since started campaigning for new ones. That is the only political ambition he has. sad

I dont like women jor, or I dont know if do.

I divorced my exs cos they all forgot me on Christmas day.

Please dont spoil my runs. I dont know if Gboliwe or lagosbabe1 are eyeing me already, expecting me to make a move. Abeg dont scare them away.

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by OAM4J: 11:19pm On Aug 27, 2013
CFCfan: I'll be following this thread! OAM4J, can I be the barman? cheesy

EMPLOYED!
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by eggheaders(m): 11:21pm On Aug 27, 2013
OAM4J:

I dont like women jor, or I dont know if do.

I divorced my exs cos they all forgot me on Christmas day.

Please dont spoil my runs. I dont know if Gboliwe or lagosbabe1 are eyeing me already, expecting me to make a move. Abeg dont scare them away.


if you know the real lagosbabe1 you know go wan near her trouble. The biggest female slayer on this board na my team member sha. I no call name ooo,

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:21pm On Aug 27, 2013
OAM4J:

EMPLOYED!

Thanks! I'll supply palmy, heineken, nkwobi and isiewu tongue grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by RoyalRoy(m): 11:23pm On Aug 27, 2013
For this zone wey I dey so....nothing like gathering of the boys...under any excuse!!

If small pikin dey do 1yr birthday, na so all of us go full the house....see men with 6months pregnancy for 1yr old birthday?

Naija spirit of solidarity is really up & high here! Anything to congregate & share some bottles is a big deal here!!

By weekend now, we have another "parry"!!
Guess why we wan do party?

My friend just collect SSN.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by RoyalRoy(m): 11:27pm On Aug 27, 2013
OAM4J:

Please dont spoil my runs. I dont know if Gboliwe or lagosbabe1 are eyeing me already, expecting me to make a move. Abeg dont scare them away.

Gboliwe is a she??
Hehehe...amazing discovery!!

This bar is getting interesting!!
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Niloticus: 11:27pm On Aug 27, 2013
eggheaders:

oga pack well joor. We the banning bandits know has he dey go.

Well...I've never receive a ban before. I just joined NL today..as a matter of fact, I joined because of this thread. I want to be the cashier for the bar.

OAM4J ...any opening as a cashier? cheesy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Pukkah: 11:31pm On Aug 27, 2013
This is Pukkah - a Nigeria-loving progressive who believes that things have to be done differently to get a different result. I believe that Nigeria has not even realized 1% of her potentials as it could become one of the most powerful countries on earth if things were done differently.

Enough of serious talk jare. In this room, I'll go for Harp lager with well made and sautéed suya or goat meat pepper soup or nkwobi or cat fish pepper soup.I also need some quality some quality crowd around me. wink I don't smoke or like staying around smokers.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:35pm On Aug 27, 2013
Pukkah: This is Pukkah - a Nigeria-loving progressive who believes that things have to be done differently to get a different result. I believe that Nigeria has not even realized 1% of her potentials as it could become one of the most powerful countries on earth if things were done differently.

Enough of serious talk jare. In this room, I'll go for Harp lager with well made and sautéed suya or goat meat pepper soup or nkwobi or cat fish pepper soup.I also need some quality some quality crowd around me. wink I don't smoke or like staying around smokers.


*takes his order* Your order will be ready in 5 minutes

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:37pm On Aug 27, 2013
Do you really have to bring all these romance section nonsense to a serious board like politics section ? Seems common sense is not common o.

Suraju where are you ?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:39pm On Aug 27, 2013
Hello everyone. cool

I'm CFCfan (I go by Emeka, offline). I was born in Lagos, and Anambra is my State of Origin. I'm a centrist in politics-I believe in a mixed economic system of both capitalism and socialism. I've not yet made up my mind on which Party to support in 2015 cheesy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 12:26am On Aug 28, 2013
Abidemi Olanrewaju is what I go by. I neither drink nor smoke. That doesn't stop me from buying drinks and cigarettes for my pals and well wishers when in good mood. I was born by a woman and I love pretty women. I am progressive by heart. I am an Arsenal fan to the core. Lagos Island is my place of birth and Ijaiye in Ogun State is my hometown. USA is my base and Nigeria is my home.

Naija go better soon if we do away with sentiment.

Vote wisely!

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by mukina2: 12:57am On Aug 28, 2013
OAM4J:
Like most men, I also like the beautiful things of life. Do I like women? Well am trying to find out, when I do, I will let you know.
mtchew see this serial womaniser dey form holy angry

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by OAM4J: 1:15am On Aug 28, 2013
mukina2:
mtchew see this serial womaniser dey form holy angry

I thought we don divorce, wetin you dey find still running after me?

Barman! Give her some palmwine and fresh fish peppersoup.

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Maxymilliano(m): 1:17am On Aug 28, 2013
Hehehehe ... Nice one.

CFC my man, I see U ooo ...
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by FakeID: 1:19am On Aug 28, 2013
barman two bottles of big stout please
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 1:21am On Aug 28, 2013
OAM4J:


Barman! Give her some palmwine and fresh fish peppersoup.
Fake I.D.:
barman two bottles of big stout please

Your orders are taken

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