Obiagelli: I go come back later the *weed* in the air too much, I no fit come high early morning

Demdem: This is demdem.
Our C-in-C, Egbere Jonathan Retardeen was once my governor but now my useless President.
He was so useless throughout his days In Bayelsa that we can't tag any developmental acheivement to him. This same foolishness he has carried to the federal level having deceived gullible Nigerians about his no shoes story.
I strongly believe that Nigeria can never see any substantial growth that will be physically felt under Jonathan. At best, what he can offer is a mirage that will phase out with time.
He is the almighty 21st century punishment to Nigerians. All hands should be on deck to send this curse away enroute kirikiri.
He is surely a good teacher, husband, father but as regards governance, he sucks.

CFCfan:
Lol, who are they?

Demdem: This is demdem.
Our C-in-C, Egbere Jonathan Retardeen was once my governor but now my useless President.
He was so useless throughout his days In Bayelsa that we can't tag any developmental acheivement to him. This same foolishness he has carried to the federal level having deceived gullible Nigerians about his no shoes story.
I strongly believe that Nigeria can never see any substantial growth that will be physically felt under Jonathan. At best, what he can offer is a mirage that will phase out with time.
He is the almighty 21st century punishment to Nigerians. All hands should be on deck to send this curse away enroute kirikiri.
He is surely a good teacher, husband, father but as regards governance, he sucks.

james_ibor: This is what you get when you don't apply the alcohol sales age limit in 'beer parlours'.

Bar man and waitress (berem) don't serve this boy any more bottles of beer and next time he comes here, ask him for his ID as proof that he is not under 18.

james_ibor: This is what you get when you don't apply the alcohol sales age limit in 'beer parlours'.

Bar man and waitress (berem) don't serve this boy any more bottles of beer and next time he comes here, ask him for his ID as proof that he is not under 18.

Demdem:

U are drunk already this early morning. Na wa oo.

berem: I will serve him more bottles of beer if that will make him say the truth.

Demdem, what's your brand? Star, Harp, Guilder, Heineken? Do you want ngwo ngwo, pepper soup or Isi ewu nkwobi? Am at your service!!

berem: I will serve him more bottles of beer if that will make him say the truth.

Demdem, what's your brand? Star, Harp, Guilder, Heineken? Do you want ngwo ngwo, pepper soup or Isi ewu nkwobi? Am at your service!!

james_ibor:

Berries, any attempted attempt on my kariability at dis atima, Akamu shall be your case and i will sentence you to 9 months with soft labour.

berem: +345,798 LIKES !!

Demdem:

Shine shine bobo with Isi Ewu.

Royal Roy:
Yesterday you were a male, today now you are female!!

Are you a hemaphrodite?

Mz Berem Ngige 1 of Nairaland!

berem: and what's wrong being a SHE..MALE? it's people like you that have turned me to a hermaphrodite. I also got baalls you know!

james_ibor: "wen shall it become dat a brutal komurado shall be firing wot i kan not decoder? Fire me i water you. Any attempt on me at dis atima is an attempt on Unclad wire and elektrocushion shall be your case."

Sincere 9gerian: I'm the one and only Sincere9gerian.

The ID is self-explanatory. I am a sincere, patriotic and law-abiding Nigerian.

My first name is Ifeanyi.

My home state and the most important state in Nigeria, is Anambra.

I'm the number one supporter of my country and president on this forum.

Sincere9gerian stands for everything that is PROGRESS and DEVELOPMENT in Nigeria.

I'm a he.

"I'm in love with two women, I dont know which one to pick"

Garri the 1st: I remain my humble self Chief Oyibocha Rascallus aka Garri the 1st.
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I'm from Ekrerhavwe village, Agbarho in Ughelli North LGA of Delta State. I'm in a serious relationship (plus including one or two away matches once-once.

I'm a Mech. Engr. currently working in Ogun State. Progressive to the core and passionate supporter of progressive leaderets.

I don't smoke but I drink whenever there's a "call to duty".

Obiagelli: I go come back later the *weed* in the air too much, I no fit come high early morning

Andykuul: wait for me lets go together...where do we go?...your hose or my house....#shakes head#...e b like say i don dey high ooo.....bar man!!!!...more bush...sori weed

ighoosagie: forming badt guy. Someone lik u 'd get high only wit d smell hear of it

Demdem: This is demdem.
Our C-in-C, Egbere Jonathan Retardeen was once my governor but now my useless President.
He was so useless throughout his days In Bayelsa that we can't tag any developmental acheivement to him. This same foolishness he has carried to the federal level having deceived gullible Nigerians about his no shoes story.
I strongly believe that Nigeria can never see any substantial growth that will be physically felt under Jonathan. At best, what he can offer is a mirage that will phase out with time.
He is the almighty 21st century punishment to Nigerians. All hands should be on deck to send this curse away enroute kirikiri.
He is surely a good teacher, husband, father but as regards governance, he sucks.

CFCfan: I've prepared your orders, and now handing them over to our waitress-Berem.

Andykuul: u na psychologist oo...how u take knw say i jst wan form high to feel blong ne...i actually missd road.

ighoosagie: as in osho free tins Abi?

U seem lik someone dat always go 2 burial ceremonies uninvited just 2 guzo beers n liquors.



D gods re wise

Garri the 1st:

You know every na...

"Instead of beer to waste make belle burst"

Abeg any chairman to tidy one Bottle-STAR for me??

ighoosagie: as in osho free tins Abi?

U seem lik someone dat always go 2 burial ceremonies uninvited just 2 guzo beers n liquors.




D gods re wise