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Lwkmd. Bad girl. You did not want your eyes to clash with theirs.
So you watch Indian movies alone? Where nobody sees you?
Truth is, whatever you don't do in front of your parents/family is wrong!

Here is mine: that awkward moment when I kissed her lips and I felt like I just ate a live frog!

hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha wooooow

Last sunday.. While watchin BBA in a room full of igbo speakers.. One guy made a Joke and they all laughed except me ofcouse

2009, she wanted to give me head, and she stared at my mandingo for a looooong while open eyed, changed her mind and then fled...
Never heard from her again, till today.
I felt pretty awkward then.

nadia_SA: Last sunday.. While watchin BBA in a room full of igbo speakers.. One guy made a Joke and they all laughed except me ofcouse

why didn't you laugh?

maxwello.yg:

why didn't you laugh?

ddnt understand a thing

optimus-prime1:
2009, she wanted to give me head, and she stared at my mandingo for a looooong while open eyed, changed her mind and then fled...
Never heard from her again, till today.
I felt pretty awkward then.

Lwkmd. #throws away his phone#

nadia_SA: ddnt understand a thing

You should have asked a trustworthy guy there what the joke meant?

nadia_SA: Last sunday.. While watchin BBA in a room full of igbo speakers.. One guy made a Joke and they all laughed except me ofcouse

maybe cos u r into d guy... Smh

simdam500: maybe cos u r into d guy... Smh

lemme edit my post coz maybe sum of url don't get it.. I'm zulu so igbo is difficult for me to understand.. I depend on translations.

nadia_SA: Last sunday.. While watchin BBA in a room full of igbo speakers.. One guy made a Joke and they all laughed except me ofcouse

maybe you were on heat period

Enegod: maybe you were on heat period

nadia_SA:

*kisses*

Atk 01: Everyone has awkward moments, so feel free to share yours. The last time i felt really awkward was one evening i was watching an Indian movie in the parlour, and my mum, uncle, aunt, and one pastor were present. All of a sudden, the the actress was seducing the actor in one of the songs. The scenes were kinda raw, and everyone in the parlour was uncomfortable. I just bent my head towards my phone and started pressing it.

Just pick the remote and forward it. No biggie.

Funny reponses here... Especially the girl running from the mandigo bit.

maxwello.yg:
Here is mine: that awkward moment when I kissed her lips and I felt like I just ate a live frog!

Atk01:
Everyone has awkward moments, so feel free to share yours. The last time i felt really awkward was one evening i was watching an Indian movie in the parlour, and my mum, uncle, aunt, and one pastor were present. All of a sudden, the the actress was seducing the actor in one of the songs. The scenes were kinda raw, and everyone in the parlour was uncomfortable. I just bent my head towards my phone and started pressing it.

cnt stop lafin!

.on nairaland last 2 weeks....
Composed a post of not less than 300 words to prove a point..........1 like
The poster below cracked one silly joke................168 likes

I didn't come online for one week

chaaai ! e gt 1 day oo me and my padi b dey discuss ao will dey tear babe nyash 4 skl, na xo moi mama wey dey alwaiz reason say en boi na pastor jz entaa..... 1st wey she go hear b A.y u no say u no f**k Debby remain for her husband!!!! chaaaiii jz dip head fr ground like say no b me e dey talk too

Atk01:
Everyone has awkward moments, so feel free to share yours. The last time i felt really awkward was one evening i was watching an Indian movie in the parlour, and my mum, uncle, aunt, and one pastor were present. All of a sudden, the the actress was seducing the actor in one of the songs. The scenes were kinda raw, and everyone in the parlour was uncomfortable. I just bent my head towards my phone and started pressing it.

au wz ya 9t dear?

amosade30:
au wz ya 9t dear?

It was fine, thank you.

Atk01:
It was fine, thank you.

u dint ask u wz mine o...iyaf vex jor

amosade30:
u dint ask u wz mine o...iyaf vex jor

Oya sorry, don't be vexed. How was your night?

Atk01:

Oya sorry, don't be vexed. How was your night?

juz kiddin...twas cool doe..tank...reply ma pm

emmmmmm...which lie should i come up with *scratch head

Atk01:
Oya sorry, don't be vexed. How was your night?

wia hv u ran 2?

amosade30:
juz kiddin...twas cool doe..tank...reply ma pm

Ok

Jayjay0:
emmmmmm...which lie should i come up with *scratch head

Lol, keep thinking.

oseod:
.on nairaland last 2 weeks.... Composed a post of not less than 300 words to prove a point..........1 like The poster below cracked one silly joke................168 likes
I didn't come online for one week