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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Maxpro121: 6:42pm On Jun 28
Cubeet:
Who can be so dumb to do this
of couse Akpos
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Adebaicy: 8:15am On Jun 29
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by eworo1787(m): 2:44am On Jul 03

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjgzC3pBZZ0
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by imperial123: 10:15am On Jul 05
The jokes are exciting............

Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Favourrite12: 8:47pm On Jul 19
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by latestnaijagot(m): 9:12pm On Jul 21
njuwo:
As a Man lost his cheque booklet, He decided
to go to the bank after 2 days to report. Here
is
the conversation between him
and the bank manager.
Bank manager : But I
warned you to be careful with
your cheque book because anyone can forge
your signature.
Man: I am not a fool, I have already signed all
the
cheques, so they won't have space to forge
my signature!

Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by EarnAp: 2:53pm On Jul 22
njuwo:
Never argue with a woman, just use your
brains like this my guy.
A man went on a night out with his
friends the wife is furious and tells
the kids that when he comes back
they must not open the door for him.
At about12 o'clock the man comes
back and knocks...
the Wife tells him "go sleep where your
coming from " and the man
answered" I'm not here to sleep my
dia , I'm here to collect condoms in
my room on top of the table or give it
to me,
there'r lots of women at the party!"
The wife opened the door and said
"idiot" you are not going anywhere. Enter the house.

Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by simpleken(m): 1:53am On Jul 23
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Freelane33(m): 11:00pm On Jul 24
grin

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by emiron18(m): 12:15am On Jul 25
This is how to impress a lady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55GeuB1PXq0
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by hurryup123(m): 3:50am On Jul 27
You can't satisfy Nigerian gals
Do your best.
To Cum is a hustle.
Hustle yours and allow her to hustle her own
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Joseph1505(m): 8:12pm On Aug 01
Why are people commenting with stories here
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Zeddicusmbari: 1:46pm On Aug 14
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Chickenstar(m): 1:21pm On Aug 16
njuwo:
I ran into a mosque carrying a brand new cutlass and asked, "Who is a Muslim here?" The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. I asked again, "How can a full mosque have no Muslim?". No one replied. Then I grabbed the nearby young man and went out with him and told him, "Come and help me kill my cow because I don't know how to do it". After the young man had killed the cow, he told me that he didn't know how to skin it and that I should go back to the mosque and get someone else to help me do that. I returned to the mosque with the cutlass dripping with blood. When the Imam saw me in the mosque with blood dripping from my cutlass, he immediately shouted, "My Brothers in Christ, praise thy Lord o!". The whole mosque responded, "Halleluyah!!!!!.

critism of religion angry
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Mayorhimself: 7:48pm On Aug 17
tongue
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by kayboi94(m): 10:35pm On Aug 22
Just laugh away today's stress........

*Wahala no go ever finish ooooo����*
Wify carry her ATM card give hubby to Withdraw money, to support his business��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️
Hubby carry the same ATM card go give side chick!!!!����
Side chick use the same ATM card go do shopping for wify boutique ��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️
Wify dey Receive debit & credit alerts at the same time�
Wify call DPO to come arrest side chick���E just shock us say, side chick Na DPO wify ��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️���
*I go update una later shaa�make I check my beans wey dey on fire��*
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by RoyalValves: 3:10pm On Aug 26
Amazing
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Hitman2003(m): 3:27am On Sep 04
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by jamesfadil: 11:12pm On Sep 06
All u do is smoke u done smoke the hold lagos state weed

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Oejozeff(m): 4:21pm On Sep 16
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Olayetan(m): 12:08pm On Sep 18
Met an old woman at the ATM today, she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her...


Did I do wrong �‍♂️
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Olayetan(m): 12:08pm On Sep 18
Reason why 'Dark' is spelled with K is because you can't C in the Dark...
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Samuelthemanli(m): 7:30pm On Sep 27
njuwo:
It happened in a hospital in Warri, Delta State ... Intensive Care Unit (ICU) patients died, in the same bed, every Sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. So, a team of experts was formed to Investigate the cause or causes. The following Sunday, few minutes before 3pm, all doctors & Nurses stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Akpos (Part time sweeper) entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged his blackberry charger.
AKPOS!!!
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by weewaa1(m): 1:48pm On Oct 01
Quite cool
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Manna4Gurls(m): 5:18pm On Oct 07
Just noticing this joke now. Is amazing man. Good job well done.

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