NYSC (Now Your Suffering Continues) Episode 4

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Two days later Bianule was on his way to Sokoto. Tricia had gone to Maiduguri the previous day. She hadn'tarrived yet, she informed Bianule on phone.
Sokoto was very different from any other city Bianule had been to. He was surprised of how few the cars were. But the wide roads were crowded with motorcycles, bicycles and animals. Bianule saw the sultan's palace, only from the outside though. He would have loved to go in but of course the sultan might not have been as interested to see him as he would have been to see him. He . . Read more > http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/nysc-now-your-suffering-continues_10.html#more

See An Angry JAMB Candidate's Letter To JAMB And JAMB's Reply

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Dear JAMB, my name is Yaniel Yogene , I am came from Nigeria, From Bayalsa state. I writed Jamb and scoring 90. That was a big fat lie, I say is a big seriousfat lie because I doing lesson for one months and I count my book very well. I supposing to getting 95 in Inglich and 90 in Litirachure but you gaven me 15 in Inglich and 20 in Litirachure. Did me not didding my C.R.S very well? Did Jonah not staying in the lion hole and . . Read more > http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/see-angry-jamb-candidates-letter-to_10.html#more

What You Need To Consider Before Being A Prodigal Son

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The act of being a prodigal son can only be practiced in rich homes. If you want to attempt being a prodigal son, make sure . . Read more > http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/what-you-need-to-consider-before-being.html

As This Man Just Got Out Of Prison See What He Wants Urgently

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Oshokolo was in prison for ten years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was,"F.F." His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F." Out on the expressroad, he said, "F.F." She responded simply, "E.F." He repeated, "F.F." She again replied, "E.F."
"Mum! Dad!" their son yelled. "What is going on?" Oshokolo answered, "YOUR MOTHER WANTS TO EAT FIRST!". http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/as-this-man-just-got-out-of-prison-see.html#more

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How A Nigerian Comedian Defeated The Devil

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An American Philosopher, a Chinese Mathematician and a Nigerian Comedian, were out driving in a car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knew, the three men found themselvesstanding before the gates of Heaven, where an Angel and the Devil were standing nearby.
"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, the Angel has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; If not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The American Philosopher then stepped up and said, "Okay, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings". With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The American Philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to hell!" With another snap of his finger, the American Philosopher disappeared.
The Chinese Mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared. The Chinese Mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to hell!" With another snap of his finger, the Chinese mathematician disappeared too.
The Nigerian Comedian then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill seven holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The Nigerian Comedian then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the Nigerian Comedian, "IT'S FROM MY ASSHOLE."
The Nigerian Comedian went to Heaven!!!. http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/how-nigerian-comedian-defeated-devil.html

Strange Air catching girls
http://www.smstv.lt/fotogalerija/fotogalerija/185

See What A Great Philosopher Did To A Man

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One day a great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?" "Wait a moment," Socratesreplied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Test of Three." "Three?" "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to test what you're going to say.
The first test is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?" "Oh no," the man said, "Actually I just heard about it.""All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?""No, on the contrary..." "So," Socrates interrupted, "You want to tell me something bad about him even though you're not certain it's true?" The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.Socrates continued. "You may still pass though, because there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?" "Well it....no, not really...""Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?" http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/see-what-great-philosopher-did-to-man.html

See How A Warri Man Losed Respect For A Computer Repairer

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Mr Ajiri was having trouble with his computer. So he called Ufuoma the computer guy, to come over. Ufuoma clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave him a bill for a minimum service call.
As Ufuoma was walking away, Mr Ajiri called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." Mr Ajiri didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An,ID ten T error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?" Ufuoma grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," Mr Ajiri replied. "Write it down," he said, " and I think you'll figure it out." So Mr Ajiri wrote it down, I D 1 0 T
MR AJIRI USED TO RESPECT UFUOMA. http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/see-how-warri-man-losed-respect-for.html#more

That moment when you are so broke and your Prayer point changes-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w2mg-NGsjk

I WhatsAPP my wife and asked her, "Honey if you see me on the street with another woman what will you do?"

My wife laughed and replied, "I will close one eye and open one eye."

I texted, "Wow, honey, I never knew you are this supportive."

Later my wife sent me this picture.

WELDONE MR NJUWO

YOUR BRAIN WILL NOT DIE, your brain will not turn to lunatic [amen]

keep doing great work!


::: Birthday Gift

Akpos: Happy Birthday Sweetie

Girl: Thanks so much baby...So what's my birthday gift?

Akpos: (pointing) Can you see that red BMW parked over there?

Girl: Oh my God!....yes.... yes...yes...I can't believe this...

Akpos: I bought you a toothbrush of the same colour...

Girl: Na THUNDER go fire you!

Read more of this:: http://jokeafrica..com

Shollay20:
WELDONE MR NJUWO
YOUR BRAIN WILL NOT DIE, your brain will not turn to lunatic [amen]
keep doing great work!

::: Birthday Gift
Akpos: Happy Birthday Sweetie
Girl: Thanks so much baby...So what's my birthday gift?
Akpos: (pointing) Can you see that red BMW parked over there?
Girl: Oh my God!....yes.... yes...yes...I can't believe this...
Akpos: I bought you a toothbrush of the same colour...
Girl: Na THUNDER go fire you!
Read more of this:: http://jokeafrica..com

Thank You My Man, I Appreciate. God bless you.

Today Is My Birthday >
Today is the day I first saw this world.
Today is the day I had my first cry.
Today is the day I made my first scream.
Today is the day a hand first touched me.
Today is the day I first saw people.
Today is the day I first experienced power failure.
Today is the day I had my first hug.
Today is the day I had my first kiss.
Today is the day I first poo poo.
Today is the day I first wee wee.
Today is my birthday!. http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/today-is-my-birthday.html

See What I Have For You

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You, I mean, you, yes, you. You that celebrated with me. You that sent me a birthday message. You that prayed for me and wished me well even though you are not Darey nor Timi Dakolo. Thank you, though I am not Dido, but, thank you. Thank you for squeezing out time to make yesterday a memorable day for me. Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to do me that favour. Thank you. God bless you more and more beyond what you expect from Him. God bless you.
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http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/see-what-i-have-for-you.html

She Needs Help See What She Was Praying In Church

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I usually don't listen to People when they are praying in church but I did yesterday and words from Sister Mercy's Mouth were severe .
"Oh Lord, Crash the plane of my SINGLEHOOD, Lord crash it! Consume me with the fire of WEDLOCK. Aha! Jehovah, ROAST ME! JAM me with the Lorry of Holy MATRIMONY. BABA MI, BABA MI, detonate the BOMB of ENGAGEMENT in my life! STAB me with a man of your choice Lord, HANG my neck with the BONE of my BONE. IMPRISON my life with the RIBS of my RIBS. SHOOT me with an AK47 of True Love. BAPTISE me tonight Lord with a HUSBAND.


Please if you know any responsible brother, let's help sister Mercy out please!
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http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/she-needs-help-see-what-she-was-praying.html

What Weed Can Make You Think

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Two guys sitted on a long bench, one facing south and the other facing north were smoking one weed. They shared it at intervals. The one facing south would smoke and give the other one facing north. They continued like this until they were both "high".
The one facing south suddenly sighted a policeman. He alerted the other, got up and runs away, "Guy, take off, take off, black and black is coming!!! But because the friend was more "high", he didn't hear. The weed was with the one that took of. "Guy, give me na". The friend turned and was face to face with the Policeman. "Guy, stop jor. Just now, just now you have turned to Policeman. Please turn back jor."
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http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/what-weed-can-make-you-think.html

LOL!!! Nigeria Wahala Started Here http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/lol-nigeria-wahala-started-here.html

The back to back story http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-back-to-back-story.html

50 Naira Recharge Card http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/50-naira-recharge-card.html

The Escapee http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-escapee.html

My dad finished eating and called me to come and clear the dinning table. As I was about packing the plates. The cup fell on the floor. My hand was full already so I decided to go and drop the plates in the kitchen first. "Ofego," My father called, "Pick up the cup now." "Okay Papa, I will come back to pick it up. Let me go and drop the plates first.
As I was going to the kitchen, I just started singing Adekunle Gold's song pick up. Not intentional though but. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/how-adekunle-golds-song-landed-me-in.html

njuwo:
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This is the awkward Truth About some husbands. A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart... Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message. Here are some of the replies: 1. Have you impregnated someone again 2. That was then, not now 3. You wan borrow money abi? 4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time. 5. Meaning? 6. Is that a new song? 7. Am I dreaming? 8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today! 9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking. 10. Abeg na who be this?

i cant stop laughing esp no10,8, nd 1

It was on Monday evening, my phone alerted me of a message, thinking it was a bank alert, as I rushed to grab the phone to see if it really is, behold it was MTN.
Though I felt very happy for I thought I had won a prize. What. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/see-shocking-message-mtn-sent-me.html

Two elderly gentlemen were talking. "I'm 83-years- old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. You are about my age. How do you feel?" "I feel just like a new born baby." "Really? Like. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-two-elders-discussion.html

duduKING:
That moment when you are so broke and your Prayer point changes-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w2mg-NGsjk

Lmaooo ipledge10 come and see chunchin

A small tourist hotel was all buzzing about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life. She. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/she-is-disappointed-after-marriage-to.html

A young bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.
"We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably. "I'm sure we will solve your problem," the doctor reassured her. " If you will just take off your clothes and. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-woman-who-is-afraid-of-having.html

One day a wife decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her husband. She went and bought them, got home, put one on and waited.
When her husband got home he saw her spreading on the bed with only the pant and a. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/man-gets-scared-of-wife-cause-of-power.html

DESTINY for sale oooo.lol. It's Wonderful Wednesday with #phonecallseries with @iam_prodigal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mih6Mk-6_f4

A woman and her little son were walking through a bush path in Calabar and they passed two squirrels having sex. The little boy asked his mum, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The woman responded, "They are making a sandwich."
Then they passed two dogs having sex and the little boy again asked what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich.
A couple of days later the little boy walked in on his mother and father and. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/how-she-deceived-her-son-and-paid-for-it.html

I went to a restaurant yesterday afternoon and ordered for a chicken. By the time the food was ready and I was about to eat, the waiter came back and said, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same meal. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the restaurant. I'm afraid I'll have to take this chicken to him and arrange for another dish for you!". I got really upset and refused to give up my food.
The waiter walked over to the other table and explained the situation to the officer.
A few minutes later the officer walked over to my table and. Continue reading http://www.njuwo.com/2016/03/the-day-i-challenged-policeman.html